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fbdlingfrg
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posted on 07-03-2001 @ 10:43 PM      
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tonight, i was talking to my girlfriend online, and had to reset the computer cause it was crashing.i come back, and this is what happens
fbdlingfrg: ok..i'm back
Her: hi
Her: ive been thinking...
fbdlingfrg: about?
Her: about u and me and our relationship right now
fbdlingfrg: and?
Her: i think that its good and stuff but its just to soon
Her: i know it took me a while to figure this out...
Her: hello?
fbdlingfrg: i'm here
Her: r u going to respond?
fbdlingfrg: what can i say
Her: i dunno
fbdlingfrg: so basically i've been dumped
Her: no
fbdlingfrg: then what just happened
Her: well...i wanna be single for now...but when i ready for another relationship then well get back together...
Her: if thats ok wit u...
fbdlingfrg: so i am dumped temporarily
Her: cuz by then u know- u might hav another gurl...
Her: dont say dumped
fbdlingfrg: i might have another girl?remember who your talking to
Her: u werent dumped - we temporaily broke up- we're on a break - thats all- i need my single time..
fbdlingfrg: ok
Her: hoo knows...
fbdlingfrg: i'll remember that friday
Her: wut r u remembering friday?
fbdlingfrg: that we're not together
fbdlingfrg: now i don't have to dance
Her: o-0k... no u dont hafta dance....
Her: and ill proly dance wit other guys... but i hope u understand- that i just need time to be single...
fbdlingfrg: i do
fbdlingfrg: i understand fine
Her: aight..good :-)
Her: now we ken still talk like we always do and stuff
Her: ill be right bak- my mommy is kalling me
fbdlingfrg: ok
Her: aight - im bak
fbdlingfrg: ok
Her: so wasup?
fbdlingfrg: not much
fbdlingfrg: you?

Her: same here- im going to a patriots game tomorow
fbdlingfrg: cool
Her: yeah...
Her: we hafta leave at like 11
Her: i hope it duznt rain
fbdlingfrg: ooo
fbdlingfrg: me too
Her: all ur family is coming over
Her: ?
fbdlingfrg: yeah
Her: oic
Her: is that a good thing or a bad thing?
fbdlingfrg: bad
fbdlingfrg: brb
Her: ok
those of you who were in chat while i was recovering, thanks for your support.when i went "away" i was still checking up on stuff in the room, and you guys were being really nice and supportive even though i was gone.being dumped hurts first time through

edit-that brb was someplace between 9 and 10, and i'm still not back, nor do i plan on coming back

thanks to fez for the pic

This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 7-3-01 @ 10:57 PM
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posted on 07-03-2001 @ 10:51 PM      
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Dude, gettin dumped online is such bullshit. fuck her man. And yes gettin dumped the first time blows major monkey ass! I was a wreck when it happened to me, but i was goin out with the longer, so thats probly why. But, seriously, just dont worry urself, ur on 15, u got along way to go. as ive learned from personal experience. Feel better. u need to vent u know where to find me.


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posted on 07-03-2001 @ 10:52 PM      
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Fuck this cunt...she sounds like so many women i've heard before...just fucking tell the truth, being soft and not hitting guys with the blunt truth just hurts more...fuck her....FUCK YOU BITCH.

man..that really pissed me off.

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posted on 07-03-2001 @ 10:57 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Holy crap, I got the same excuse from my gf of 15 months a few weeks ago. I know your pain. That "single time" stuff is such a one way street. Lets see a guy say that to a girl and still have her take him back 2 months later. Don't worry dude, plenty of fish in the sea, plus you're only 15. You gots lots of time.


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posted on 07-03-2001 @ 11:03 PM      
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Don't take her back. She just wants to see what her dick prospects are and then if she doesn't have any she will go back to you. If she does come back meet her in person to tell her no but show absolutely no emotion because that is what she gave you she deserves no more.



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posted on 07-03-2001 @ 11:09 PM      
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what exactly does a 15 year old do during "single time" anyway? I don't see many swingin single spots for people that age.


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posted on 07-03-2001 @ 11:18 PM      
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sorry dude that just really sux


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posted on 07-03-2001 @ 11:32 PM      
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quote:

i need my single time..


Oldest fucking bullshit line in the world! Translation : I want to try some other cock out without you getting pissed at me directly for it.

When I was 19 I had the same shit happen to me. I was dating a girl who I was MADLY in love with - we were together almost two and a half years when this happened to me (now keep in mind - I was 16 going on 17 when we met - and in the whole time, NEVER strayed away from her, no chreating, nothing - never felt the need to). Anyway, she calls me up, tells me to stop by, I get the "we need to talk line", etc. etc. - same as you fbd, but I got mine live, not in a damn AIM window (which is total bullshit of you ask me) - so now I'm hurt, blaming myself, how did I fuck up, etc - I stop by her house unexpectedly two days later, and what do I see? Her outside with another guy! I didn't get the "I need to be single" line, I got the "I need to be alone" line - so I guess her definition of being alone was seeing some other guy! I later found out she was seeing him on the side behind my back, and felt the need to let me go so I wouldn't get hurt if I found out - meanwhile, I'm getting ready to buy this girl a diamond ring - no joke!

How did it end? Lets just say I got out my Daisy pump-action BB gun, drove by her car not once but twice that very same night, blew out two windows on her car. Was it the right thing to do? Probably not, but did I care? Hell no. Now ten years later I am about to marry the most wonderful woman I have ever met in my life, and looking back, I wouldn't have done a damn thing different - let her go fbd, shes not worth the energy it would take you to take a leak. You'll find one too, it just takes time and patience. In the mean time, don't make the mistake I made - get out there and meet women, date, get laid, etc. Life is way to short not to.


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posted on 07-04-2001 @ 4:42 AM      
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Cheer up FDb,Its not like you got banned from here or anything :).
Dude your 15,Step away from the keyboard,get your ass out of the house and go find another chick.




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posted on 07-04-2001 @ 5:02 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Excatly! Who needs a girl that acts like that, and would you really want her back after god knows who had her?
Not worth the heartache man...
You're young, and even though this sucks, you'll bounce back...



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posted on 07-04-2001 @ 12:32 PM      
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Dude fuck her and that we are on a break shit. Just go out and foget about her. You are young my man you have plenty of time.

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This message was edited by Brokenjaw on 7-4-01 @ 12:34 PM
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posted on 07-04-2001 @ 12:47 PM      
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fadlgkja, you need to go out and find a girl that looks just like her. Nail her, and dump her.


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posted on 07-04-2001 @ 1:17 PM      
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Awwwwww FBD I'm so sorry..if u ever need to talk i'm here for ya. I havent known u very long but u seem like a pretty cool guy...you will find another girl...dont worry! :)


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posted on 07-04-2001 @ 1:32 PM      
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:( ::hugs::


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posted on 07-04-2001 @ 1:48 PM      
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fdbjgldkdsjfg I am sorry but she is with me now

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posted on 07-04-2001 @ 1:52 PM      
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[tequla-style joke]Yeah not only is your ex with me now but so is your mother and we are having a threesome[/tequila-style joke]



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posted on 07-04-2001 @ 3:02 PM      
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Sorry to hear that, fbdlngfrngjnglngmng. Let her have her "single time", then when she realizes there is nothing better out there, she'll come crawling back to you. That's when the ball is in your court, and you can either take her back or tell her to stay single and f herself.



This message was edited by Ants in My Pants on 7-4-01 @ 11:45 PM
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posted on 07-04-2001 @ 4:10 PM      
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Serioulsy sorry to hear about it man. Hey go get another u dont need that stupid friggin twat.

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posted on 07-04-2001 @ 7:41 PM      
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Dude, don't worry about crap like that...a girl broke up with me and i didn't even know we were going out...when i asked her out she said "can i think about it?" ... a week later i find out she's f-ing this 21 year old guy and has been for the past couple of months... after that she comes up to me and says "this isn't working out"...i was dumbfounded and confused because she asked if she could think about it which i took as a no...



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posted on 07-04-2001 @ 8:44 PM      
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Fuck her best friend. That should piss her off. In all seriousness, hang in there bud. It happens to all of us at one time or another.

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posted on 07-04-2001 @ 9:51 PM      
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Hey bud we all know how you feel, just try and hang in there. People will tell
you to forget her etc. and I know you're thinking easier said then done but
believe it or not a month from now you'll be asking yourself why did that
even matter?
I broke up with someone in early April and it was tough (especially since I
still see him all the time) but I met up with him on Monday and I gotta tell
you I looked him right in the eye and thought to myself "Whatever did I
see in you?" He said he hated me, hoped I died and wanted me to get hit by
a bus! lol (Yeah and he calls ME the pyscho....talk about things that make
you go hmmmmmmm) And all I could do was laugh. Now I'm dating someone
else and although I'm really not sure what's going on with that I feel 100
times better than I did this time last month...
Just give it time and whatever you do DON'T let her think she's gotten
to you. No matter how you're feeling let her think you could care less (That
really drives 'em nuts!!)
Good luck :)






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posted on 07-04-2001 @ 10:04 PM      
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AM type post!


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posted on 07-04-2001 @ 10:04 PM      
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AM type post!


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posted on 07-04-2001 @ 10:11 PM      
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[tequla style post]dhf,sdnfkshcv I can't believe they did that to your sister bastards[/tequila style post]

And tequila i didnt get that can you do it again?



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posted on 07-04-2001 @ 10:22 PM      
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quote:

i might have another girl?remember who your talking to



fbasdkfjsdf not to make light of the conversation. I feel your pain.... but that one line is the funniest shit I have seen all day.

Like the others said.. you are 15. Relationships are fleeting at that age, you're too young to be attached.... so my advice to you is to save up all your allowance money, find a vietnamese hooker, and administer your very first donkey punch. You will feel much better.

Once again... sorry about what happened. You'll find somebody else to date. (who will inevitably eventually treat you like crap too) Hey.. that shit doesn't change when you get old either!! :) <---- just trying to cheer you up a little bit... not trying to cheapen the sincerity... so laugh, you prick! :)


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