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Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 2:49 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70


Welcome one and all to the latest installment of me blowing a gasket. If you don't like this thread, I don't fuckin care! If you do like this thread, I can say that I still don't care. Things have built up yet again so it is time for me to let loose.

PART 1: The Liar

Fuck you for being the low life scumbag you accuse others of being. You stupid shit, did you think you were home free? I must give you credit, you almost got away with the whole fuckin thing but alas, the people you fooled, including me, had quite an awakening to your ways.

First you befriend people just for the sake of being popular you fuckin loser! You leetch onto the most visable people around here and piggy back their names to make one for your pathetic self. Hey asswipe, when your mother told you to get a life, she meant one of your own. You have snaked your way to the pinacle of your lowly life so now you need to blow those off who called you friend. Well, scumbag, there is a new joke now and that happens to be you. Take a look in the mirror at your shifty, make shift self and see if you can see what we have begun to see, an asshole.

But this little act of deciet was not enough for you. Nope, you decided to use people to cover for your lack of morals and good taste and had "us" crucify your enemies.Wheather they were assholes or not, what we did may have been the most unwarented thing I have ever done and that is saying alot. You are such a vain cunt that when you saw some allegience slipping from your cock eyed point of view, you added some more spice to the soup. You are such a fuckin scumbag.

Let it be known that the sights are now set on you "friend". People are slowly seeing you for the control freak scumbag you have and always will be. You also like to show that little tough guy act you got out of a Cracker Jack Box for the whole world to see.

Well, grow a set and then come and look for me. You know where I live and you know where I work. I am not hard to find, pussy. Just look for the guy that you know is going to take that inflated head of yours clean off. Payback for you is going to hurt more than all those that you tried to hurt. If one thing besides an asshole that I am is a man of my word. Now you have been warned which I must say is alot more than what you gave to the others. You are done, cunt.

PART 2: The Whore

This is the fun part. Here is an FU to the Mono spreading whore of OA.com. Another fuckin liar who can't seem to get over "it". I owe you nothing you slimey aids vessel. You have turned this board and it's members in your own personal FB zone. Why don't you practice what you preach and go out and live a fuckin life already. I have known you for less than a year and you have already slept with a fielded baseball team sans the catcher. Well then again people seem to catch alot from you, slut. I truely hope you die you fuckin skank for all the lies and pain you have caused. Open your mouth about me or my friends one more fuckin time and you too will have to learn a harsh leason on who you are fuckin with. You have more traffic in your smelly pants than any expressway in the tristate area combined. What a whore.

PART 3: The Ego.

this is a quickie, try not and let your head get so big you ass f! You are just another fucker who posts here just like the rest of us idiots. You rubbed a few elbows and now you think you are special? You are still the same pathetic loser you always were so get your head out of your ass already before you fall into the 1&2 area stated above.

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


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My basic disk will make you take a razor into your wrist
Make you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to your face
And place the clip and cock it back
And let it go untill your brains
are rippin' out your skull so bad
And sew you back and be a waste of stitches






This message was edited by Sean Cold 3:16 on 7-12-01 @ 3:48 PM
njstrawberry
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 3:58 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I suggest no one in their right fucking mind even thinks of defiling this thread. To do so, would be considered board suicide. However, that is just my opinion.

In fact, if you are not number 1, 2 or 3 I suggest you not even bother posting. I know I have, however it was just to send a caution to the rest of you.



I was bi when being bi wasn't kewl.
Mmmm tastes like chicken to me, wanna lick?

BALLOON NOT - DON'T UNDER ESTIMATE THE PSYCHO FACTOR IN MY HEAD

This message was edited by njstrawberry on 7-12-01 @ 4:07 PM
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 07-12-2001 @ 4:30 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Ah... just like the good old days...


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
GonzoStyle
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 5:24 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
fuck i already typed all this took me 30 mins then i re-logged in and it erased my post so i am even more pissed now.

good work sean and i usually add my own little rant after every manifesto.

Mine is addressing the state of the board and how we are regressing not progressing.

now most of you have joined within the last 3 or 4 months and dont know about our storied past.

lets take a trip down memory lane shall we?

a long time ago we decided to throw a little party and meet eachother. So late spetember of last year we had a little party at the ESPN zone in the city. Now the party was great but the events after the party is what everyone remembers.

Now a couple people decided to have a little gang bang after the party and thats better known as the "bang party". Now afterwards these group of guys came to the parties with only the intent of having sex and felt every chick was a walking cum depository. This made us more infamous than famous we may have gotten more people but we also got more people who thought this was an easy place to get laid and these parties began resembling scenes from Caligula. I personally stopped coming out as did 605 of the people who went to the 1st party. What also occured was infighting and people breaking off into cliques and secluding themselves to a single thread. and if you posted in one thread you didnt post in another cliques thread yadda yadda then people began having private little gatherings and it took us a while to get away from all of that bullshit, and it was a manifesto like this by sean that helped that. and for the last few months its been cool but we have had new members come on and history is repeating itself.

Now we have had several members who have been coming out thinking they are valentino with the intent of picking up a chick and fucking. We come out to have fun and to meet people to make friends and hooking up is cool when the feeling is mutual. wether you wanna hook up to fuck or for something more thats cool. But if the feeling is not mutual and your way of saying hello is groping or grabbing ass then step the fuck off before you get a beat down by a jealous boyfriend or a guy who gets sickened by your antics.

Now the most recent one now is balloon not now dude blaming alcohol is weak we have already heard that one before. wallsttycoon would blame alcohol and apologize then come out to the next party and do the same fuckin thing. Dont try to be cool or show off be who you are not a fuckin character on the board that goes for everyone. You have one of three choices 1- if you cant change or control yourself be a fingerbang and leave. 2- take the advice i gave wallsttycoon and leave for a few weeks and try to calm the fuck out and if you feel up to it come back and he never did. or 3- keep on doing what you are doing and i am not threatening you but i am warning you that you will hit on the wrong girl or you will hit on a girl in front of the wrong guy or you will just piss someone off in general. Balls in your court man but you say that none of the women complained? I beg to differ because maybe to you they were nervous or scared or just didnt wanna start an argument but i personally recieved complaints from 6 different women on you within the last 2 days. you can apologize all you want but your actions not your words will speak on this. But I'm just telling you man guys are pissed they may not be saying it or posting it but they are man.

Now as far as breaking off into cliques i don't like it cause i seen what it causes man. and i dont mean you made 2 or 3 friends on the board and you hang with them.

I mean having parties and saying who cant and can come. Hell if you wanna do that have private parties and e-mail people but that too will kick you in the ass later on. and to you little fucks who are pissed cause you wanna be mods and liked and shit and think you will take it out on others by saying they cant come to parties and picking and choosing well fuck you. if i ever see it personally i will ban your ass and if you got something to say i am very easy to fucking find man. I have seen this all before man and it causes problems. the softball game was not closed off to only those who can play. the vouyer bus parties werent closed off to just the people involved. all parties are welcomed to all people. anyone can throw a get together but you can not dictate who can come. i am not accusing anyone here but i have heard shit going on off the board in IMs and e-mails from several people.

The problems have been adressed now they must be dealt with.

"THOSE WHO DO NOT KNOW THEIR HISTORY ARE DOOMED TO REPEAT IT. WE MUST KNOW OUR PAST SO AS TO NOT REPEAT OTHERS MISTAKES."


It Is Only When You Begin To Fear Death
That You Finally Learn To Appreciate Life.
Because I Take No Joy In Taking A Life
If The Person Doesn't Give A Fuck About Living.
Abashed The Devil Stood And
Felt How Awful Goodness Is


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MashedPotatohead
NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy!
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 5:25 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Preach on bro. Like I always said, Sean Cold tells it like it is and has always been one to 'keep it real'

GonzoStyle
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 5:48 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
an FU to all the pussies who act tough off the board and talk shit but now that they have a chance to show how bad they are they don't wanna post here. and no i don't mean balloon or people who are getting told off i mean the big bad boys who tucked their tails between their legs when given a chance. all fuckin talk and nothing more.


It Is Only When You Begin To Fear Death
That You Finally Learn To Appreciate Life.
Because I Take No Joy In Taking A Life
If The Person Doesn't Give A Fuck About Living.
Abashed The Devil Stood And
Felt How Awful Goodness Is


She-Mail Me Here

Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 6:07 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Gonzo, Very well said.. sometimes I'm oblivious to the social patterns around me.. but it's clear you're not.. good points my man.

Sean.. we talked about this.. you know I'm here for you dawg..


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"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!"
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 07-12-2001 @ 6:31 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
I refuse to let this place regress into the state it was in a year ago. This board does not revolve around any one person, myself included. Get over yourself. You are not special.


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
Dan
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 6:33 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Just when I was getting over my paranoia....

Why am I so tired all the time? And this
nagging sore throat..... but that's beside the
point...


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posted on 07-12-2001 @ 7:02 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Just when I was getting over my paranoia....

EXACTLY.
njstrawberry
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 7:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

nagging sore throat


Okay I lied, I am posting, but part of it has affected me off the board. So, Dan maybe we just scream to much or maybe...



I was bi when being bi wasn't kewl.
Mmmm tastes like chicken to me, wanna lick?

BALLOON NOT - DON'T UNDER ESTIMATE THE PSYCHO FACTOR IN MY HEAD
GonzoStyle
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 7:29 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Why am I so tired all the time? And this
nagging sore throat..... but that's beside the
point...



damn dan that sounds so familiar and you too straw? jee i mean wow that is such a coincidence man. must be spreading through the board i wonder how fast this shit travels?


It Is Only When You Begin To Fear Death
That You Finally Learn To Appreciate Life.
Because I Take No Joy In Taking A Life
If The Person Doesn't Give A Fuck About Living.
Abashed The Devil Stood And
Felt How Awful Goodness Is


She-Mail Me Here

Psycho Bitch
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 8:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
My two cents if you will....just some random observations of things that I
have learned (All
generalizations of course as I have not been around long enough to make any
comments about anyone here.)
1. Don't ever assume anything.
2. Something that seems like common knowledge to you may not be to
someone else.
3. People tend to say things while sitting behind a computer that that
would otherwise never say. They also tend to act differently than in person.
Always try and remember to think if that this is something I would never
say/do in person maybe it's not something I shouldn't type.
4. Just because you can do something somewhere else don't assume you can
do that everywhere.
5. People expect certain things from others and should not be suprised if
they don't live up to that.
6. It is human nature for people to be nosy, live with it. This will never
change.
7. Expect that in large groups there will always be people who need to know
everything, talk too much about things that shouldn't be their business
and like to cause trouble.
8. You cannot control what people are going to do or say but you can control
how you are going to react to it.
9. If you involve yourself in things you shouldn't you should take the
repercussions that ensue like a man (or woman).
10. People that know you may understand how your personality works and
your sense of humor but strangers will not. Sometimes things you say can
be taken the wrong way. Always (as Froy says) think before you post.
11. Practicing what you preach is not necessarily always going to happen. Try
and take everything with a grain of salt.
12. Try and do unto others as you would have them do unto you even if they
don't. Just be yourself, not what you think people expect of you.
13. There are times to take things serious and times to not. try and know
the difference.
14. What's happens in the past should stay in the past.
15. We should all learn not just from our own mistakes but from the
mistakes of others as well because we will never live long enough to make
enough of our own to learn from.
16. You'll never be able to please everyone. Don't worry so much about the
people that don't like you. Concentrate on the ones that do.

There are probably a lot more but I can't think of them at the moment.
Maybe we should all think of this message board as Froy's house. You do
not come into it and say and do what you want. As members here we are
Froy's guests. He doesn't try and tell us what to do or not do, he simply
expects us to behave a certain way in his "house". The rules and
regulations set up by him and the other moderators are in place not to
punish or shout people out, they are in place to make this site enjoyable for
everyone. I think a lot of the times people in general take certain things
too personally at times.Just remember all, it is not always just about me or
you or any one person, it's about us all as a group brought together by a
common interest. :)
Well, happy posting everyone! I'm done with my preaching for today. lol




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same behavior over and over expecting
different results"


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This message was edited by Psycho Bitch on 7-12-01 @ 8:41 PM
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 8:01 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Sean & GS very well said.

You know I am there for the both of you when & if you need it.


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Portugal
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 8:24 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
nice post , but as always I have no idea who Sean is pointing it at ( and maybe that is a good thing) as for the GS post --- I don't think anyone could have put it better.


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posted on 07-12-2001 @ 8:41 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
A very insightful post Psycho. I wish every new member learned as quickly as you are.


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
Psycho Bitch
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 8:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
Thank you Froy, I appreciate that.



Much thanks to Grumpy and my "master" for this kick ass sig pic :)


~~Psycho Bitch~~
"The definition of insanity is repeating the
same behavior over and over expecting
different results"


Proud graduate of Metalfan's purgatory for newbies....but still his "slavegirl" :p
Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 8:52 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
hmmm PB, don't you know that Joe only posts in gd? Go stalk him there.

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


E-Mail Me


My basic disk will make you take a razor into your wrist
Make you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to your face
And place the clip and cock it back
And let it go untill your brains
are rippin' out your skull so bad
And sew you back and be a waste of stitches




JJ
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Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 9:05 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Sean, GS, PB, all very well said. Sadly i have to agree with all of it.


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njstrawberry
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 9:11 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

wow that is such a coincidence man


Yeeeeees, is it such a coinkydink. Geeeeee maybe we just all made out with the same fucking skank.

FUCK YOU BITCH AND YOU'RE LITTLE DOG TOO



I was bi when being bi wasn't kewl.
Mmmm tastes like chicken to me, wanna lick?

BALLOON NOT - DON'T UNDER ESTIMATE THE PSYCHO FACTOR IN MY HEAD
Buttmunch
USA
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Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 9:28 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
A-fucking-men!

Wait, am I number 1?

I agree with NJS, defile at your peril.

njstrawberry
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 9:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I agree with NJS, defile at your peril.


Is the apocalypse coming or have those little green people landed on earth?

Ack Ack Fucking Ack




I was bi when being bi wasn't kewl.
Mmmm tastes like chicken to me, wanna lick?

BALLOON NOT - DON'T UNDER ESTIMATE THE PSYCHO FACTOR IN MY HEAD
Sephiroth
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 9:40 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Well, i have no idea who Sean Cold is talking about, but i couldnt agree with Gonzostyle more.

I see all the shit that goes on now, and then i hear the old Vets talking about how the older days were even worse. Thats a hard concept to grasp.



"With just a touch of my burning hand
I send my astro zombies to rape this land
Prime directive, exterminate The whole human race
And your face drops in a pile of flesh
And then your heart, heart pounds
Till it pumps in death
Prime directive, exterminate
Whatever stands left"
-The Misfits


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...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

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posted on 07-12-2001 @ 10:12 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
i will give no opinion on sean's comments. as ive been told in the past, i have never been to a party so i can give no opinion. that said, I have always and will continue to consider sean a friend and if he says you are a scumbag, you are a scumbag. he pulls no punches and plays no games and that, as he would say, is the bottom line.
what i will give an opinion on is gs's comments. i agree with him totally. i remember the total fucking cluster-fuck caused by said party and if you think things are interesting now, they were much worse then. people joined the board to just come to these parties it seems. they heard the stories and thought it was an easy lay. it was truly the low point of this board. now i know that froy will not let this board get like that again. hes too proud of this great creation he started and he very well should be. hes too proud to let this place be ruined reputation-wise by a bunch of fucking assholes who think that this board is a singles bar for their perusal. i suggest if you enjoy this board as much as i do and want to keep it the happy place it should be, we all get behind froy and help him keep it the way it should be. thank you for your time.




In each of us there are 2 forces fighting an endless battle. On one side are the forces of good and on the other side are the forces of evil-Dr. Henry Jeckyll

GonzoStyle
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 10:15 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Wait, am I number 1?



FU Buttmunch


It Is Only When You Begin To Fear Death
That You Finally Learn To Appreciate Life.
Because I Take No Joy In Taking A Life
If The Person Doesn't Give A Fuck About Living.
Abashed The Devil Stood And
Felt How Awful Goodness Is


She-Mail Me Here



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