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Cancer Mike Moonlights as "Cancer Michelle"	posted on 02-05-2002 @ 7:54 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01	As the new "Undisputed Intergender Champion of the World" I am laying out a challenge to all the Females on the Board. Andy Kaufman and Dumpy LePresto ain't got nothing on me! I will be take bookings for new matches after my Title Defense next Tuesday. Just Bring it, Bitch! Peace Out, YO!

LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer	posted on 02-05-2002 @ 8:15 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	Okay...BRING IT!!!

Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!	posted on 02-05-2002 @ 8:21 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00	aww shit Luna's pissed, everyone duck. I have been accused of spamming members of this site. In reality, I e-mailed one person to tell her about the existence of another site. I never gave said person the URL of this other site and only asked if she would be interested. Well, long story short, she told your beloved froy and he decided that this would be his perfect opportunity to ban me for good. As usual, his reason is without merit. I think it is important to point out that they boy wonder feels that you, as members, are his possessions: possessions that are not to be contacted by outside sources. I readily admit that I sent the above-mentioned e-mail of my own volition and was not sponsored in doing so by any other outside source. This has put here to explain what froy won't explain to you. He would have you venture a guess as to what I did, and furthermore let your imagination get the better of you. I have no shame, and I will tell the truth as I always have, for better or worse. So, those of you who wanted me gone for so long, you've finally gotten your wish. Now can all have your Kid is Dead Party. And I can cry in my Corn Flakes because I care so much. This board was fun when it was fun, but man when it sucks does it really suck. Enjoy it though; it's your world now. A world without Kid Afrika I've been here for a long time. I've seen a lot of people come and go: Mods,newbies and Veterans alike. It never really occurred to me why someone would walk away from such a tight-knit community as OA.com, but it has become painfully clear to me as of late.All of us have noticed the change, the drop in posts, the general fun gone. I remember a time where I would Log-into the board and have a sense of excitement: seeing what others have to say to my comments, taking a backseat and watching absolute mayhem unfold before my eyes, it was a great time. That time is gone now, and it's becoming crystal clear that it will never return. Many people have voiced their distain with the board, and the general response has always been "If you don't like it, leave." Well, I have decided that I have run my course, that I can go no further, and that it would be in my best interests to Leave OA.com. There has been a push as of late to return the board to some sense of its former glory, and many ideas have been proposed. However, at every single turn, it was said (and most often by Froy himself) that the board has evolved, and will never go back. As much as I hate to admit it, he is right. For me, it was always of question of "What can I do to make the board better?", but now it has been reduced to "How much fun can I have on the way down?" This destructive mentality, however fun it might seem, would only hasten the board's death. When I mention "death of the board", I don't mean a literal "404 ERROR" message, I mean that the board gets reduced to such a state that it is at best a nuisance to log-in, and at worst a bad idea altogether. At the pace the board is going at, it will happen. For me, it already has. Please don't get me wrong, I love the people on the board. However, I can no longer, ingood conscience, support a site with my patronage that is blatantly wrong. I have seen the board deteriorate to such a sad state that it is almost painful to watch. I've seen Off-Topic go from a Nut House mentality to "lets all hold hands and play". I've seen General Discussion go from Intelligent and thought-provoking forum about the Opie and Anthony show to "Lets all go to yet another Brother Joe Gig!". The Brother Joe gigs have over-taken the board functions, making all other gatherings seem stupid and trivial. I never went to the Bar 9 events to listen to Joe play, I went to be among friends. I would have gone even if, especially if, he didn't play. It truly is a sad state of affairs that GD has, for all intents and purposes, become Opie and Anthony's Spam. The "big name celebrities" post only when they have a gig to pimp, and we're all supposed to be thankful and kiss-ass? Sorry. Not my style. Never was and never will be.People have always said "if you don't like the board, then be pro-active, do something and change it." Well, I honestly tried my best. I did everything I knew, but I failed. I like to think that I made some small contribution to the board, but I can honestly say I did not. And I will not, so long as the board is run the way it is now: where originality is punished while fake-loyalty, conniving, lying and ass kissing is rewarded. Those involved know exactly what I'm talking about, so I wonâ€™t name names. Unless you dedicate yourself to these methods, you'll never get ahead on the board. I refuse to do that. I may not be popular, I may not have any sort of power, but I'll have my pride, and Pride's enough for me. In this atmosphere, not me, not anyone will change the board, so I have decided to stop avoiding the inevitable. The board will die, and no one can stop it. So long as the board runs as it is, it has no future. It pains me to say that, but I know I must. It is my most sincere hope that the site does become fun again, if not return to its former glory. However, even my fondest wishes will not let this board escape its fate. Now, it is not a question of "If", it is a question of "When". The board was in trouble, and needed new blood. When I accepted Froy's offer of Moderatorship, it was with the promise that I was being modded for the sole reason of helping to change the board. He wanted new ideas and fresh perspectives. However, I was lied to. Froy has made it painfully obvious to others and myself that the changes that OA.com so sorely needs will not be occuring, that protecting the status-quo is more important than changing it for the better.I hope that the people here can succeed where I, and many like me, have failed. I wish nothing more than the continued survival of OA.com, and the best for its posters. Hopefully, others will follow my lead and try to post interesting things, if not for the betterment of the board, then for their own personal amusement. Maybe they can find an answer that I could not; maybe they will turn the board in a new direction, one that I have failed to do. If nothing else, I hope your time on OA.com is fun, as mine has been. Hopefully, you will not have to come to my conclusion, hopefully you can find another way. I' m saddened beyond words that it has come to this, but I know my time to walk away is now. I hope I brought a smile to some of your faces, and I hope I have secured some small asterisk in the pages of history for OA.com, but only time will tell. For those of you who I have had the extreme honor of calling a "Friend", this changes absolutely nothing. You all have ways of contacting me, and I hope you still do. Those of you who have considered me an Enemy, thanks for the memories anyway. We had our scuffles, but rest assured that they all made me smile, if only for a second. I would like to leave you all with some words of advice. Stay out of the petty board drama. It is one of the main reasons the board is dying. The gossip and rumors, the lies and backstabbing hurt the board more than you can ever imagine. And if you do decide to get involved anyway, trust no one. Question everything you hear, believe even less. Question the motives of the people telling you things, question the validity of everything your told. Not everybody is a shining beacon of moral stability, in fact, only a select few actually are. Think for Yourself! Fuck the repercussions of what you post! This is what made the board great! I thought I left all that gossip shit behind when I left High School, I guess I was Wrong. Not everybody in "Authority" knows what their doing, and they shouldn't tell you how to THINK. Someone can tell you what you can and cannot post, but they CANNOT dictate how you THINK! Always remember that. Goodbye everyone, and thanks for the ride.

kindredbabe	posted on 02-05-2002 @ 8:24 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Okay...BRING IT!!! I've got your back, Luna..... Thank You, Austin

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-05-2002 @ 8:32 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Does Gmann know you broke into the liquor cabinet? I don't let idiots in my bar.Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet.

TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?	posted on 02-05-2002 @ 8:58 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Hey look, Mikey has 26 posts. Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time... Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.

Cancer Mike Moonlights as "Cancer Michelle"	posted on 02-05-2002 @ 9:01 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01	quote: Okay...BRING IT!!! Alright! quote: Hey look, Mikey has 26 posts 27 now! Peace Out, YO!

Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich	posted on 02-05-2002 @ 9:09 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	Uh huh.... I am the darkest stormsâ€¦ I am the ultimate rageâ€¦ I am the bleakest futureâ€¦ I am the man in the shadows!

LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer	posted on 02-05-2002 @ 9:12 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	quote: Alright! Well?

Cancer Mike Moonlights as "Cancer Michelle"	posted on 02-05-2002 @ 9:20 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01	Well, I didn't know what I would do if I got this far....OK, I guess I talk trash now. "WHOOOO! IT's on baby, name the time, I'll name the location. WHOOOOOO! You Bring the Lotion, I'll bring the wine, honey! WHOOOOO!" Thats all for now, give me a break, I'm new to talking trash. Peace Out, YO!

Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich	posted on 02-05-2002 @ 9:27 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	quote: Well, I didn't know what I would do if I got this far....OK, I guess I talk trash now. "WHOOOO! IT's on baby, name the time, I'll name the location. WHOOOOOO! You Bring the Lotion, I'll bring the wine, honey! WHOOOOO!" Thats all for now, give me a break, I'm new to talking trash. Im gonna go out on a limb and say you arent very good at this...are you? I am the darkest stormsâ€¦ I am the ultimate rageâ€¦ I am the bleakest futureâ€¦ I am the man in the shadows!

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-05-2002 @ 9:27 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	I'd cut off my dick for a chance to watch you bleed. I don't let idiots in my bar.Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet.

Cancer Mike Moonlights as "Cancer Michelle"	posted on 02-05-2002 @ 9:34 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01	quote: Im gonna go out on a limb and say you arent very good at this...are you? I'm new at this. quote: I'd cut off my dick for a chance to watch you bleed. Thats pretty Gay. Peace Out, YO!

HydratedPeach So... how did you get your spiffy new status? Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker	posted on 02-05-2002 @ 9:43 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	Fuck it, and fuck you. Have a nice day. This message was edited by HydratedPeach on 2-5-02 @ 11:40 PM

zootybang	posted on 02-05-2002 @ 9:45 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Thats pretty Gay Actually, It would have been gay If he said " I'd bleed to watch your dick" What he said Is just sick. God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole. Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.

slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin	posted on 02-05-2002 @ 9:48 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Thats pretty Gay. That's pretty fucking redundant..... it's Alkey for Christ's sake! Eat shit and die :) AIM

Cancer Mike Moonlights as "Cancer Michelle"	posted on 02-05-2002 @ 9:52 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01	quote: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww, wasn't that cute? Gentleman Response: "Thanks!" InterGender Champion Response: "What do you want a piece of this?!" quote: That's pretty fucking redundant..... it's Alkey for Christ's sake! Good point. Peace Out, YO!

YellowDiscipline IS STILL REALLY GAY	posted on 02-05-2002 @ 10:12 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 01	WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THE POINT OF THIS THREAD!!!!!!!

Cancer Mike Moonlights as "Cancer Michelle"	posted on 02-05-2002 @ 10:17 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01	quote: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THE POINT OF THIS THREAD!!!!!!! This question coming from someone with Spoo in there status. Peace Out, YO!

LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer	posted on 02-05-2002 @ 10:17 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	quote: WHAT THE HELL WAS THE POINT OF THIS THREAD!!!!!!! I am still trying to figure that out.

YellowDiscipline IS STILL REALLY GAY	posted on 02-05-2002 @ 10:32 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 01	quote: This question coming from someone with Spoo in there status. What the fuck is that supposed to mean? I don't get your poor attempt at humor. What's your point? This message was edited by YellowDiscipline on 2-5-02 @ 10:38 PM

Mangino I live... again.	posted on 02-05-2002 @ 10:40 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	will you be accopmanied by the greatest manager of all time, the manager of champions....SWEET BOBBY G? I am the master of the clit.When you see this face you think clit. I get up in that shit yo!

HyBriD I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-05-2002 @ 10:43 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	my spoon is too big it can't rain all the time In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up CEBOLLA

Cancer Mike Moonlights as "Cancer Michelle"	posted on 02-05-2002 @ 10:47 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01	quote: will you be accopmanied by the greatest manager of all time, the manager of champions....SWEET BOBBY G? No, Sweet Bobby G is working for the XCW right now, and would charge money for an appearance. He doesn't see the point in getting to wrestle and get cheap feels off of women for free. quote: What the fuck is that supposed to mean? I don't get your poor attempt at humor. What's your point? Calm down with your bad self, guy gets 300 posts and decides to pick on the less fortunite. Peace Out, YO!

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 02-05-2002 @ 10:47 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	Whoa... slow down there newbie. The thread may have been locked but, that don't mean you can go around talkin' shit about the SPOO. Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

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