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CarsonOGin
Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 10:19 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
Did you ever notice that people that think things are phallic see everything as phallic?

Maybe *they* have the problem.

"Hey look at New York City, all the buildings are phallic."

"Hey look at those cigars they are phallic."

"Lollipops? Totally phallic."

Look sister, looks like *you* are the one that can't seem to look at anything without thinking of a big fat cock. Maybe you have the issue.

Just an observation, I'll be here alls the veek.



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i don't have a mule but i have a cock
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One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 10:35 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
thank you rich vos

WHATEVER FTL

------------------------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, and BROTHER JOE((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, Flock of Moosen, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
CarsonOGin
Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 10:39 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
Rich Vos has touched on this subject?



WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 10:43 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
its just about as useful as vos's material

WHATEVER FTL

------------------------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, and BROTHER JOE((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, Flock of Moosen, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
ClusterF@#$
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 10:46 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Can someone put
in a better spot so the morons can't find it any more?

Carson and Rotten Vinnie are seriously competing for Darwin awards around here.




Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter.



This message was edited by ClusterF@#$ on 3-4-02 @ 10:50 AM
CarsonOGin
Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 10:48 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
Really?



I'm glad that you could add to the observation. Really you have been very helpful.


CarsonOGin
Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 10:53 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
Hey Clusterfuck.

This is off topic, the subject is off topic, so what is your fuckign problem?

Go fuck a goat you pathetic peice of shit.

I hope you light the wrong end of your last cigarette soon.

Eat my flatuant ass knuckle scraper.



JackDan1974
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 11:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

This is off topic, the subject is off topic, so what is your fuckign problem?

Go fuck a goat you pathetic peice of shit.



Nice spelling of "fuckign"......Hooked on phonics worked for me.....MORON

If anything you should fucking take that cactus and shove it up your own ass.









This message was edited by JackDan1974 on 3-4-02 @ 11:35 AM
irishcros
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 12:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
I'm trying to find a way to sum this thread up, but I can't think of anything except god-awful.

Officially Self Appointed Moderator

The Whole Fucking Thread
hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
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My friends call me Weed
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 12:36 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Feel free to remind me that I'm not a mod.

PSSST!! Pickle-Puffer....your'e not a mod :)


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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 1:11 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
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CarsonOGin
Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 1:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Nice spelling of "fuckign"......Hooked on phonics worked for me.....MORON



Ahhh nothing like weak minded idiots that point out typos to boost their own morale.





This message was edited by CarsonOGin on 3-4-02 @ 1:30 PM
OAAWITE
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 1:46 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Ah nothing like unfunny people who so rarely have anything funny to say that they have to start a new thread when they finally think they've found something.

Look what I can do. Right on the spot

Fartballs.

See now that's funny, and I didn't even have to start a new topic to make sure that people saw my witty comment.

Fart=funny
balls=funny

Farballs = comedy gold!!!


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CarsonOGin
Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 1:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Ah nothing like unfunny people who so rarely have anything funny to say that they have to start a new thread when they finally think they've found something.



Awww, what's the matter Little JackDan can't fight his own battles? So you Mr. connesiuer of comedy have to come in and type fartballs?

You have done nothign, you have proven nothing, and that's what I like about you best, nothing.

Now kindly fuck the hell right off. You know you people could just ignore things that you do not find funny. And those of us who would like to talk about them, could willingly do so.


Do you feel that important that you feel the need to monitor everything that's said on this board? Do you run each post through the IAMKEWLRTHANU filter to see where you should post your remarkablely inane remarks?

Really man, the reality checks are right around the corner.



JackDan1974
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 1:52 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Ahhh nothing like weak minded idiots that point out typos to boost their own morale



Except maybe mod want to be pickle puffers.







First off jackass I don't need anyone to fight my battles. Especially with a candy ass, unfunny, piece of shit like you. You need to stand the fuck up when you talk to me. Don't make me send you running home to your momma.

PS. your an asshole

This message was edited by JackDan1974 on 3-4-02 @ 2:01 PM
CarsonOGin
Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 1:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Except maybe mod want to be pickle puffers.



I would NOT want to be a mod here at all. Being a mod means having to have some sort of responsibility. And I just don't need any extra responsibility.

But do you feel better about yourself yet?

Here's a tpyo for you, pick on that, maybe you'll get over the fact that you cock is about an inch long.

EDIT: it's You're an asshole, and oh yeah.





This message was edited by CarsonOGin on 3-4-02 @ 2:04 PM
OAAWITE
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 1:59 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Listen here boy. I don't give a rat's ass about you our JackDan. Have your little messageboard fight so you can make fun of each other's moms and talk about how many girls' boobs you've touched.

You started a stuipd-ass thread for no other reason than you wanted to see your name up there. The purpose of threads on a messageboard are to elicit RESPONSES. You can't even do that correctly.

Take your beating like a man for the retardness that you put out there.

Don't act like a bitch and start ANOTHER thread whining to people about why they messed with your precious thread.

You will be shat upon, and you deserve it. Take it. Fight back if you want, but you have no right to complain.




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hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 2:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Now kindly fuck the hell right off. You know you people could just ignore things that you do not find funny.
But there's no fun in that.
quote:

And those of us who would like to talk about them, could willingly do so.
But that would be a one-sided conversation, now wouldn't it?
quote:

Do you run each post through the IAMKEWLRTHANU filter to see where you should post your remarkablely inane remarks?
Actually, it's the ISTHISGUYATOOL filter, and not surprisingly, yours always comes up positive - go figure.

It's official - I LOVE THE PICKLE-PUFFER!!11


This week's quote : Time is the fire within which we burn...


You can reach me through AIM or email. Don't be shy, drop a line and say Hi!

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JackDan1974
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 2:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Here's a tpyo for you, pick on that, maybe you'll get over the fact that you cock is about an inch long.



Yeah an inch sticking out of your mouth. Shut up and finish the job...





CarsonOGin
Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 2:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

But that would be a one-sided conversation, now wouldn't it?


That's hard to tell. So far whenever I have started an conversation/thread all it turns into is a constant pissing contest.

So who's fault is that? Not mine.

Here's a mirror, take a look at yourselves.






quote:

Yeah an inch sticking out of your mouth. Shut up and finish the job...



And you call *me* unfunny?

Fuck off hack.

This message was edited by CarsonOGin on 3-4-02 @ 2:09 PM
JackDan1974
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 2:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

That's hard to tell. So far whenever I have started an conversation/thread all it turns into is a constant pissing contest.

So who's fault is that? Not mine.



Yours for starting a stupid thread. You sir are a MORON. Can you not take a hint. Read the FAQ, and maybe things would go allot easier for you.







This message was edited by JackDan1974 on 3-4-02 @ 2:13 PM
CarsonOGin
Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 2:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Yours for starting a stupid thread. You sir are a MORON.


Wrong again dumbass.

You can't hang with me, you just can't keep pace.

Everything you say makes you look more and more like an ignorant asshole.

Please continue fuckwad.

You've missed the point multiple times, show us again your inablility to grasp simple concepts.



CarsonOGin
Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 2:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

You started a stuipd-ass thread for no other reason than you wanted to see your name up there. The purpose of threads on a messageboard are to elicit RESPONSES. You can't even do that correctly.



That my friend is a matter of opinion. I figured someone of your stellar intellect would be able to understand the difference.

Apparantly I have given you to much credit. I'll now gear my responses to you like I am speaking to a mollusk.

U suk azz f@g3t !@!!!t

Is that closer to your understanding?


JackDan1974
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 2:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

You can't hang with me, you just can't keep pace.



Maybe not, but your sister keeps pace just fine.

quote:

Everything you say makes you look more and more like an ignorant asshole.

Please continue fuckwad.



Hey I resent the ignotant part, but I will have to agree with the part about being an asshole.

quote:

You've missed the point multiple times, show us again your inablility to grasp simple concepts.



Perhaps you should take your own advise.







quote:

talk about how many girls' boobs you've touched.



I have acutally never sat and thought about that. I mean, I have sat and thought about have many girls that I have been with, but the number of boobs I have touched, never sat and thought about that.



This message was edited by JackDan1974 on 3-4-02 @ 2:29 PM
CarsonOGin
Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 2:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Maybe not, but your sister keeps pace just fine.



I don't have a sister, but that was QUITE the witty come back.

And by the way it's "advice". I'd advise you to learn english a little better, especially when you start with me for "mis-spelling" fuckign.

And yes, you are ignorant. It's not like AIDS, you can cure it. Yet, I doubt your lazy ass will do anything besides call me a fag or some other lame fucking shit reply.



quote:

but the number of boobs I have touched, never sat and thought about that.



Your own bologna tits don't count, so take two off whatever number your were making up.

This message was edited by CarsonOGin on 3-4-02 @ 2:24 PM


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