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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 10:26 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Come and get it you stinky fuck. You want action you got some. Lets go pig fucker. You want a worthy adversary, you got one. I am gonna kick you so hard in the nuts that you will taste your own sperm maggot breath.

Anyone who thinks they can stand in the ring, do so. Lets go fuckers.



GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, give him some love.
Oh, and if you see Voyer bus window licker, kick him in the nuts for me.
He's spreading disease in a toilet near you.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 10:34 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Lets go pig fucker.

I thought we were gonna keep that a secret between you and me.

quote:

You want a worthy adversary, you got one.


::looks around the room confused::

Where? Where is he? You bring a guest?

quote:

I am gonna kick you so hard in the nuts that you will taste your own sperm maggot breath.



Now you know I actually enjoy this.

You know, this should be fun. Considering that the little shit I've been toying with for the past two days is boring me, you might actually put up a good fight. That is, if you can stop jerking off to pictures of Stalker Patty for a while to actually post.

Alright junior, you want sparring practice, you got it. Bring it on Gilligan. Let's see what you've learned.



"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much? - The late great John Belushi
Have you seen GodofPhuk? if you do, please feel free to anally violate him. He enjoys it. Kingpin and I have adopted him as our new new bitch and chew toy.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 10:40 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Look everyone, this is the reason why Grumpy was away for a while. He got caught and PETA had a little problem with it.





GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, give him some love.
Oh, and if you see Voyer bus window licker, kick him in the nuts for me.
He's spreading disease in a toilet near you.


If you see Grumpy, give him a good swift kick in the balls. He needs it.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 10:43 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00


You know the only reason why they came after me was because you tried to rape your date. How many times do I have to tell you NO means NO! Just because she liked your ride didn't mean she wanted you to ride her.



"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much? - The late great John Belushi
Have you seen GodofPhuk? if you do, please feel free to anally violate him. He enjoys it. Kingpin and I have adopted him as our new new bitch and chew toy.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 10:49 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I just found this ad in an old magazine. It appears that Grumpy's dad had a lucrative little business going to pay his way through college.





GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, give him some love.
Oh, and if you see Voyer bus window licker, kick him in the nuts for me.
He's spreading disease in a toilet near you.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 10:52 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00


BTW Gilligan, how's the working out going? I'm wondering how much of a difference you'll have from you BEFORE picture you sent me.



"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much? - The late great John Belushi
Have you seen GodofPhuk? if you do, please feel free to anally violate him. He enjoys it. Kingpin and I have adopted him as our new new bitch and chew toy.
Kid Afrika
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 10:52 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
I thought me and fez were the only ones that fought with pictures instead of words.


What the FUCK are you looking at?

Now all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, pussy-eatin' cocksuckin' prankstas
When the shit jumps off what the fuck you gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta



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This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 5-24-01 @ 10:54 AM
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 10:56 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Grumpy and his Mom got into a little argument about who's turn it was to walk the pig. Grumpy insisted that he did it yesterday, but his momma said no way. She's gonna give hime a beating that he will never forget.





GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, give him some love.
Oh, and if you see Voyer bus window licker, kick him in the nuts for me.
He's spreading disease in a toilet near you.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 10:58 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Well, I guess he told her....





GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, give him some love.
Oh, and if you see Voyer bus window licker, kick him in the nuts for me.
He's spreading disease in a toilet near you.
spitfire421
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 10:58 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
MILK DUDS! GET YOUR MILK DUDS HERE!




If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down, I'm gonna burn on down
My new demented chick in training is psychokerri, all problems should be addressed to [email protected] :)
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 11:03 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Grumpy's college is having a reunion this year. Did you plan on going Grump?





GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, give him some love.
Oh, and if you see Voyer bus window licker, kick him in the nuts for me.
He's spreading disease in a toilet near you.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 11:07 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
After College, Grumpy had a "short" stint as a pro wrestler.





GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, give him some love.
Oh, and if you see Voyer bus window licker, kick him in the nuts for me.
He's spreading disease in a toilet near you.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 11:08 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Ladies and Gentlemen, Allow me to tell you a little story. A story of a young boy who desperately wanted to fit in, but never could. why you ask? I'll tell you why. His family. He'd never fit in.


Gilligan's mother was not a pleasant looking women but she was nurturing. Often times, she coddled the twirp to sleep. Unfortunately seeing her as his last vision before his sleep gave him endless nights of nightmares.


He had two brothers. Weisel and Diesel who would take turns sexually abusing poor Gilligan as a young child. To this day, he still can't approach women with their hair in ponytails.


Unfortunately, his battle with his sexuality would not end there. With his father being the President of the Transexual Men of America Association, father/son picnics were not alot of fun.


He often turn to his Uncle Ted for support. But unfortunately Uncle Ted was never the same since his wife Matilda left him.


The only true friend Gilligan had was his pet cow, Homer. But homer would eventually end up as dinner one december when the government cheese and food stamps stopped coming.

To be continued. . . .



"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much? - The late great John Belushi
Have you seen GodofPhuk? if you do, please feel free to anally violate him. He enjoys it. Kingpin and I have adopted him as our new new bitch and chew toy.
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 11:10 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
What have we here? A little father/son rivalry?

[Note to self: Get some beer]


Chef Corpse Boyardee brought the food!
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Rumor has it that I stole today. Come back tomorrow.



danked
Dankarella!
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 11:15 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
too many milkduds make me sick.... anybody got some mike & ikes? or the cherry & bubs are good too, but i only eat the cherries


Kinda gets you by the boo-boo, don't it?
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 11:25 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I have to go do some actual work now. I'll check back in to abuse Gilligan more later today.

In the words of Gilligan's Great Great Grandfather... Wookie....told to his son's over and over again.....



Leave the chickens alone. They're for eating not fucking.....




"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much? - The late great John Belushi
Have you seen GodofPhuk? if you do, please feel free to anally violate him. He enjoys it. Kingpin and I have adopted him as our new new bitch and chew toy.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 11:25 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Midgetia
(An ode to my friend Grumpy)

Why are midgets and dwarves so small?
They are miniature humans, not so tall.

With tiny legs and little arms
big heads and lots of charm.

One day the public will see
that a midget's life is no jubilee.

People think that because of their height
that they can give midgets the sleight.

When will people realize
that they are ruining midget's lives?

Midgets, petite they may be
are just the same as you and me.

They walk, run, sprint and crawl
even though they are not tall.

Midgets function as normal folk
but people fun at them poke.

But one day the midgets will rise
and to most it will be a surprise.




GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, give him some love.
Oh, and if you see Voyer bus window licker, kick him in the nuts for me.
He's spreading disease in a toilet near you.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 11:32 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Grumpy just didn't get it. Back in High School, when his friends were all out getting a piece of ass, well....so was Grumpy.


Here's a picture of Grumpy and his brother right before Grumpy joined the military, He was able to fit his entire apartment in his suitcase.


Ahhh yes, here he is in his dress uniform. Hey ladies, I know you all like a man in uniform.


The military is where Grumpy learned all his sexual perversions.
http://sites.netscape.net/phuddelmer/Image3.gif






GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, give him some love.
Oh, and if you see Voyer bus window licker, kick him in the nuts for me.
He's spreading disease in a toilet near you.
SNAKEBITE
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 11:40 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
::hands BM a beer:: ::holds up extra beer::
anyone else?

This could be the fight of the century! lol

Remember don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 11:47 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Pulls up chair and sits back


[homer]Hmmmmnnnnn milk duds[homer]









I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be stupid.

I'm a cop u idoit, has been adopted. He has joined GW's cabinet. Any problems with IACUI, let me know.
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 11:50 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00

I brought a case...who's bringing the pizza?

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

[email protected]

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 11:51 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
You guys are all a bunch of lazy milk dud eating ass-f's. Where's your sense of adventure? Are you that fucking boring that you can't throw a punch or two? I mean you don't have to lift your arms very hight to hit a midget right? Come on cum guzzlers.



GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, give him some love.
Oh, and if you see Voyer bus window licker, kick him in the nuts for me.
He's spreading disease in a toilet near you.
SNAKEBITE
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 12:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Why get in the way of a good fight?

What happened MG ran out of sig pics/ideas to fight Grumpy with, christ it looks like you've been planning this fight for about a month. lol

Besides I'm not a sig poster, just a sig watcher. :)


Remember don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

This message was edited by SNAKEBITE on 5-24-01 @ 12:07 PM
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 12:11 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, Welcome to a new addition to 'AS THE BOARD TURNS'. Before we start, I'd like to take this time to introduce our cast of characters :


Snakebite often amused his friends with his unique ability to sneak under subway turnstiles.


Years of sexual misconduct and violating cereal had taken it's toll on Capn Fudge. Maybe he should have ate the cereal instead of ... well... let's not get into what he was doing....


Never without his alcohol, everyone ponders one thought about DrunkenGW-
Why the fuck would he wear a thong?


And of course, the star of today's show, GILLIGAN himself. ">




"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much? - The late great John Belushi
Have you seen GodofPhuk? if you do, please feel free to anally violate him. He enjoys it. Kingpin and I have adopted him as our new new bitch and chew toy.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-24-2001 @ 12:51 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Holy fuck that is funny.



GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, give him some love.
Oh, and if you see Voyer bus window licker, kick him in the nuts for me.
He's spreading disease in a toilet near you.


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