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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Hockey Names
Scrappleking
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 2:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
With the NHL season ready to open soon I
came up with my 5 favorite names in the
league.
- Miroslav Satan
-Stephane Yelle
-Georges Laraque
-Aki Berg
-Milan Hejduk

Go Flyers!!!


"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
Snoteater
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 2:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
if your talking all time, it has to be Jeff Bookaboom.

but not it has to be Satan.



"I won't be active in the day to day operations of the club at all." --George Steinbrenner 1973.
Mrs. Moosen
You think Flock is the real mod?
Ha! Think again.
USA
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 2:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
I agree with Beukeboom, and Satan, but I always liked the name Straka... I don't know why, maybe because it sounds violent.

Go Rangers! (yeahrightsurewithconcussionadayLindros?!?!HA!)

Fixed the spelling for Francine. :)

Wanna lick my snowcones?

This message was edited by Mrs. Moosen on 9-6-01 @ 3:58 PM
Thrillhouse
Alkey gave me my bonus points back.
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 2:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
what about Ty Domi
for some reason i like that one

Graduate of AFDude's Academy
NASA
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 3:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
Rob Brind'amour is cool, as well as Viacheslav Butsayev.


Adopted by PatCooper at 1300 hours on September 3rd. -- Nat'l Aeronautics & Space Administration
Francine Banger
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 3:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
How about we give the old number 23 some respect, and spell his name correctly.

BEUKEBOOM

Some of my favorite names include
Owen Nolan
Radek Dvorak
Jean-Yves Roy

and my all time Favorite.

Stanislav Neckar. Pronounced Nez Kash.

Sloatsburgh
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 4:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
A friend had told me that 3 years there was a beer commerical in Canada that was just hockey names. All I know about it is that is started out like this:

Man 1: Nikolai!! Habbi bulen?







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Scrappleking
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 4:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
A friend had told me that 3 years there was a beer commerical in Canada that was just hockey names.

I got to get a copy of that. Are Canadians on the web yet?
eh?

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
Unicron
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 5:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Mar. 01
Kasperitus
Hamerlik
Beukeboom (Eventhough i hate the Rangers, best hockey name ever)



PeterDragon
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 5:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Including nick names? and old time players?
Bernie "Boom Boom" Geoffrion,
Maurice "Rocket" Richard,
Wayne "The Great One" Gretzky.
were among my fav's.

Here's a link to ESPN.com and its "Best nicknames
in hockey history"
Best Names in Hockey History

How's this for a topper: The Chicoutimi Cucumber (Georges Vezina)


rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 6:15 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Satan
Beukeboom
Kaspiritis

GO PITTSBURGH!!!

This message was edited by rageparty on 9-6-01 @ 6:16 PM
spe5150
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 7:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I agree that Beukeboom is probably the toughest hockey name ever...but for pure stupidity and enjoyment, you can't go wrong with:
Per Djoos
Yves Racine
Saku Koivu (one of my favorite present underated players...who I just read has cancer & will be missing the season- at least)


How would you feel about life...if Death was your sister?

(Looking to get flocked)
Cluster F
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 7:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
For some reason, Jaromir Jagr to me is a great hockey name, as well as Tie Domi.

Cant go wrong with Wayne Gretzky though.

AIM: GMoneyBagz

The (UN)Official Olympic Milkman of opieanthony.com
Scrappleking
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 8:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
The Jagr-meister has the best hockey hair hands down

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
Spork
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 9:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Scrappleking, Jagr got read of that god-awful mullet two seasons ago, thankfully.

Best hockey names? Damn, there are so many. That is one of the great things about hockey, the names are just whacked because of the number of international players in the game.

There was the time when we had the "chucks":

Clint Malarchuk
Dale Hawerchuck
Dave Andreychuck

The Finns always have cool names in general:

Janne Ojanen (Sounds like an Irish new age artist)
Jyrki Lumme
Janne Niinima
Saku Koivu
Mikko Makela
Petri Skriko
Jari Kurri
Christian Ruutuu (growing up in Canada, we were always felt compelled to exlaim "Christian Ruutuu!" after any math teacher made a reference to "root two" during class)

There were guys with seemingly three names:

Frank Pieterangelo
Lou Franceschetti
Peter Taglianetti

And then of course the band of brothers:

Rich Sutter
Ron Sutter
Daryll Sutter
Duane Sutter
Brent Sutter

And then the Czechs who would have made a lot of money on Wheel of Fortune for their absolute refusal to "buy a vowel":

Petr Svoboda
Jaromir Jagr
Jan Hlavac
Jan Hrdina
Jiri Slegr

The whacked out names just never seem to stop. Even the North American players that aren't from "wacky Europe" or anyting still seem to have wacky names:

Paul Kariya
Joe Sakic
Theoren Fleury

Ahhh, what a great game, first exhibition game is only 9 days and counting!




"Look how hot they're getting. And that's an old picture," Anthony says.
PeterDragon
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 9:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
As a Cornell alum, I couldn't leave out

Joe New-when-dyke
(Joe Nieuwendyk)

Francine Banger
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 10:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Kasperitus
Hamerlik
Beukeboom



Wow, 3 names and Beukeboom is the only one you can spell right.

And the other guy misspells Kasparaitis and says Go Pittsburgh. Yeah you must be a big fan.



This message was edited by Francine Banger on 9-6-01 @ 10:54 PM
darthziggy
Isles fan for life
posted on 09-07-2001 @ 11:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
kaspar is one of my all-time favs.
current favorite is shjon podein - his parents couldn't decide between shawn and jon, so they called him shjon (pronounced like shawn).
and spork you forgot the 6th sutter brother, brian.


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LET'S GO ISLANDERS
Spork
posted on 09-08-2001 @ 9:06 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Heheh, Jesus, well you've got to admit there sure are a helluva lot of Sutters to remember!

Apparently there is no such thing as birth control in Viking, Alberta!




"Look how hot they're getting. And that's an old picture," Anthony says.
IslesBaby00
I'm so blonde, I think Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
posted on 09-08-2001 @ 12:16 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Peter Forsberg



thanks OABALLOONNOT
skydiver
posted on 12-23-2001 @ 2:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
all time......one of the best ones has to be "The Flower" Guy LaFleur. (not sure about the spelling)

MrQuotes
NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Missile Command
posted on 12-23-2001 @ 6:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
saku koivu
and stephane richer
the "mats" part in mats sundin, wheres that "S" come from?

I see a red door and i want it painted black
No colors anymore i want them to turn black

HummerLovin
I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night
posted on 12-23-2001 @ 11:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Darren Wakaluk
and
I'm not even gonna TRY spelling this one right, so i'll spell it phonetically (didn't spell that right either...)

Nick-o-lie Hab-ay-boo-lin

[Insert witty/profound sig line here]
Warning: I will be pissed off until June 28th, 2002.
HAB 11/5/80-11/20/01. IWALY.

skydiver
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 5:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I'm not even gonna TRY spelling this one right, so i'll spell it phonetically

why is it that whenever I hear that word anymore it's only in the voice of The Mad Dog?

Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 5:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
what would have been great is if there was some way we could get satan to play basketball. that way he could play against God Shamgod. the play by play would be awesome: "Satan drives the hoop, God goes up for the block...." etc....
(by the way, i do know the proper way to say satan's name, so dont bother)

Arpi Karhu Kauppias forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu



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