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Sloatsburgh
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:47 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
So Grumpy, how diverified is you portfolio? Would you like me to calculate your pension to salary ratio under your current employer's pension plan? If it's not integrated with wage base, I won't need any pay information...







Enough of the fucking around. I can smell the drawf's underware catching on fire.

Woodfloor. All women should have a woodfloor. It's easier to clean a woodfloor (a little bit of Murphy's oil soap) than it is to clean a brillo pad.







You are an example of Reverse-Darwinism: The product of 2 inferior humans.
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:47 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Ding Ding Ding....and Grumpy is the winner!!!

Oh boy that was a blast...new game...


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:49 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

It's time to play,
It's time to play,
It's time to play
Guess what's in dream's pants



I aint guessen... ;-)

Does anybody remember this T.V. show ....




FUCK YOU TEQUILA

White collared conservative flashing down the street
Pointing their plastic fingers at me
They're hoping soon my kind will drop and die
But I'm gonna wave my freak flag high, high




Proud adopter of

Ziggyjr on 6/3
and
Harey Carey on 6/4
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:53 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
That's funny.

Dream if it was Tuesday i could think of a game.:)





I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be an idiot.

Pull deh string...Pull deh string.
o&aswallow
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:53 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
The New Zoo Review

OK, next game. Dreams sexual position of preference.

Doggy style. (Down Ron, down)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Metalfan
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:54 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Does anybody remember this T.V. show



The New Zoo Revue...noooooooooooooooooooooo

E-Mail Me



"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:55 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
New Game alternatives: We can play:

1 - How long does it take Dream to abuse Dan before he caves in?
2 - Guess where my finger's been
or my favorite

3 - Guess what's in Grumpy's Pants.



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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:56 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
***Ignoring OAS last comment because it was just rude***

What kind of game are you looking for dream?

We could play punchlines?

What's in Grumpy's Pants? His Hand!

What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
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This message was edited by HOSPITALIANO on 6-11-01 @ 1:59 PM
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:57 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

3 - Guess what's in Grumpy's Pants.



A twig and 2 berries.







I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be an idiot.

Pull deh string...Pull deh string.

This message was edited by Drunken GW on 6-11-01 @ 1:59 PM
Arthur Dent
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:58 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
What dessert would you most like to eat off of someone's naked body?


______________________________

We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
-Just adding to the NEW new kinder and gentler board
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 2:00 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

Two berries and a twig



GW I think you are being to kind to the midget. I think he has a match stick and to pencil erasers.

FUCK YOU TEQUILA

White collared conservative flashing down the street
Pointing their plastic fingers at me
They're hoping soon my kind will drop and die
But I'm gonna wave my freak flag high, high




Proud adopter of

Ziggyjr on 6/3
and
Harey Carey on 6/4
Sloatsburgh
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 2:23 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
2) Grumpy's thumb has been up his ass. As for his finger, I don't know

3) Calvin Klein Boxinis or Boxer-Briefs...

AD) I'm in the mood to eat a slice of Key-Lime Pie sans crust off of some chick's belly. Remember: sugar in the gas tank isn't good. Treat your piston and bearings good and keep sugar away from your ___________ Fuck! I can't complete the analogy.







You are an example of Reverse-Darwinism: The product of 2 inferior humans.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 2:24 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
2 berries and a twig? I didn't ask what you put up your ass every night before you go to sleep GW.

OAS - Backwards cowgirl switching to doggie
Dent - Honey




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o&aswallow
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 2:30 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

***Ignoring OAS last comment because it was just rude***



After thinking about that Hosp you are absolutely correct. Though it was not at all my intent, that was rude. Dream, please accept my humblest appology. There was no intent other than admiration and an effort to find a way to break your boredom.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 2:35 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Grump, the only thing that goes near my asshole is your mom's tongue.

On a lighter note....I choose hot cheez whiz on my fries, but on a women, honey or maple syrup. Either of those ensures a lot of tongue work.

Favorite position????? My guess is on top.





I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be an idiot.

Pull deh string...Pull deh string.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 2:38 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Thanks OAS, I'm trying to make a better planet for all of us. If the lady starts the discussion it's fine to go with it, if a guy starts the discussion, I feel it's a little over the line.

Besides, stay away from Dream,

SHE'S MINE!

MINE!!

MINE!!!



Okay, I'm still bored.



What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.

spitfire421
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 2:42 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
OK, I'm bored too...Amuse me :)

Dent, nice Lambchop reference lol

mmmm, chocolate syrup, whipped cream...


Silent hell on the marble slab
The best trip that I've ever had
Higher than a jet plane, pass it around
My drinks on empty, need another round

I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Is this the best that you can do?
I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Higher than a jet plane with you
Welcome Boodadude and SpiritOfDirt to the School of Altered Reality, all problems should be addressed to [email protected] :)
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 2:43 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
OAS, no need to apologize..yoy guys know I'm laid back and I don't give a shit.

I've never eaten anything off of anyone, I really dont know if I could do that.

On top :)


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
<
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 2:43 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

Dreams sexual position of preference.





Yet another one I aint guessen.;-)

FUCK YOU TEQUILA

White collared conservative flashing down the street
Pointing their plastic fingers at me
They're hoping soon my kind will drop and die
But I'm gonna wave my freak flag high, high




Proud adopter of

Ziggyjr on 6/3
and
Harey Carey on 6/4
Jennitalia
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 2:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
mine is on top. for some reason, i cannot have an orgasm when the guy is on top. i dont even remember the last time i came that way.




HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 2:46 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Jenn's a very special girl. And That's understandable. If I looked up and saw Jon, I wouldn't be able to cum either.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 2:48 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

If I looked up and saw Jon, I wouldn't be able to cum either.


and with this, yes, Hosp, once again jumps into the proverbial GEEEEYYYYY barrel. Hosp - you're better off not continuing this line. Trust the midget on this one. Okay?

Since - BJ keeps getting left out, lets play , guess what's in Jenn's Pant's now.

Trimmed Mohawk.



Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: ShavinBush
Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.
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o&aswallow
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 2:49 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Mine, doggie style. Rumor has it I'm an ass man so it allows for so many possibilities. I can't relate with Jen's problem. [dicevoice]Can honestly say I never had a problem cumming in any position. wooo[/dicevoice].

Chocolate syrup, yes mam. Oh and don't forget pop rocks. Yahoo!


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Metalfan
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 2:50 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

If I looked up and saw Jon, I wouldn't be able to cum either.



I want to poke my eyes out just for reading that!!!

Hosp...that is tooo geeeeeyyyy

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 2:51 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Yeah yeah yeah...this day is dragggggggggggggging.


You can never go wrong with the chick on top.

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

[email protected]

I adopted NOBODY. Honest, that's the name. Now accepting 1 more application for the crew.



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