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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 7:58 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
i'm lost

When aren't you lost.

Will you two stop fighting and just fuck already.

It will be better for everyone.


LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!

E-Mail Me
Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11

Evil Erik
Status free and disease-riddled		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 8:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
I don't think I've ever been in envy of the mods till now. Beautiful pic, Silera.

Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 9:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
FU tequila. now you will never be invited.



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 9:12 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
FU tequila.

Wrong thread, you are lost


LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!

E-Mail Me
Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11

[email protected]
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:12 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
So, tell me where do you want it. In the balloon knot, or do you prefer to drink from my mule you Hoochie bitch.
quote:

:-D :-p

Drink from my mule Hoochie
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
do you prefer to drink from my mule you Hoochie bitch.
I'll bet you're quite a hit with the ladies...


Nothing to see here, just some scrolling text...


You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

I like to give women pearl necklaces.


Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
quote:

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FU tequila.
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Wrong thread, you are lost



damn.


quote:

So, tell me where do you want it. In the balloon knot, or do you prefer to drink from my mule you Hoochie bitch.


someone please kill him



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
someone please kill him


I'm waiting for Alkey to use his wonderous *warn* powers on him.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


BigStupid
I got a new status because Alkey figured out how to do it.		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Hey DF, pack your bags and get out. We don't need any unwanted, jobless, helpless and hopeless 3rd cousin that nobody likes anyway! What were thinking? This a messageboard not massage parlor in Chinatown. (PSYCHO!!)
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
he's lucky alkey's no longer a mod. other wise he'd ban his ass. or give him a degrading status.



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:35 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
im sure a real mod would like to take care of this idiot


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THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er

I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

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posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:40 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
Cum, ladies no one is going to kill me. They will shit on the self after they'll drink from my mule. there will be plenty for all you hoes. :-D :-D :-D :-p :-p :-p :-D :-p

Drink from my mule Hoochie
BigStupid
I got a new status because Alkey figured out how to do it.		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
DF,go find the most comfortable room you can, curl up in the corner and eat a gun!
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Cum, ladies no one is going to kill me. They will shit on the self after they'll drink from my mule. there will be plenty for all you hoes.



what are you, 12?



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
Cum, ladies no one is going to kill me. They will shit on the self after they'll drink from my mule. there will be plenty for all you hoes. :-D :-D :-D :-p :-p :-p :-D :-p


Do you think that the smilies somehow offset your total lack of couth?





Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


[email protected]
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:50 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
AW COME ON bigdummy IF YOU ARE HALF THE DUMB ASS THAT I THINK YOU ARE WHY DON'T YOU BRING IT. forgot you are too stupiddddddddddddd!

Drink from my mule Hoochie
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:51 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
The idiots are everywhere.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!



This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 6-26-02 @ 10:58 PM
BigStupid
I got a new status because Alkey figured out how to do it.		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
If I'm half the dumbass you think I am what would you expect me to bring to your two legged table retard?
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
AW COME ON bigdummy IF YOU ARE HALF THE DUMB ASS THAT I THINK YOU ARE WHY DON'T YOU BRING IT. forgot you are too stupiddddddddddddd!


You can hit the "d" as many times as you want, it won't make your dick any bigger.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
i need mod powers.



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team		posted on 06-26-2002 @ 10:57 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
just wonderful :-D

My Sigpics and such...
AIM | E-MAIL
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 11:11 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Pssst...pssssst... Hey, dkfmmymule... found you a site I think you'll REALLY love...

Go on. Click the picture. You know you want to.

And for all you faithful members of OA.com: for God's sake, don't click that link. The horrors that lie on the other side are too terrible to imagine!!11

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 06-27-2002 @ 6:50 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
How does a thread with a nice pair of tits in it turn so fucking gay


LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!
Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

E-Mail Me
Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11

Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 06-27-2002 @ 8:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
How does a thread with a nice pair of tits in it turn so fucking gay



alkey showed up



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 06-27-2002 @ 8:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
I should really find another passtime.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??




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