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Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 08-16-2001 @ 7:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

I haven't been in chat for weeks cause pussies like you cry to Jeff. I don't want other people to loss the chat cause asses like you take shit personal.



You stupid fuck I have never ever said a word to Jeff. I have only talked to him once and that was the other day because I had a question about the board.

As for me taking shit personal, if you really believe that then you really are a fuckin idiot. My first post in this thread was a joke to cheer you up you fucking half wit. Should I have put the LOL in there so you would have understood that? As for my second post well you pissed me off by bringing Sweets name into it so I ripped you a new asshole because I am sure your old one was so loose that your boy friend could fist you and fuck you at the same time. So please keep your thoughts to your self because I lose more brain cells after reading what you type.

As far as making friends here you did that all on your own you dumb shit. Looks like you just got done reading..How to Win Friends and Influence PeopleSo hey just so you wont feel bad I will join you in your FU...


FU to cock teasers why wont you guys(men) stop teasing Joker and give him what he wants.



FUCK YOU TEQUILA

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Telling people their desire
Satan's sitting there, he's smiling
Watches those flames get higher and higher
Oh no, no, please God help me!



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This message was edited by Brokenjaw on 8-16-01 @ 8:24 PM
Drunken GW
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posted on 08-16-2001 @ 8:58 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Al I got ot say is hahaha fucking haha! You people made me laugh and I needed it. Thanx to all.



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Kim
posted on 08-17-2001 @ 8:33 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

P.S. Hmmm, if her personality sucks, why were you so interested? Could it have been the tits and the short dress?



Exactly what I was thinking :)



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Nana's Precious
posted on 08-17-2001 @ 10:16 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

P.S. Hmmm, if her personality sucks, why were you so interested? Could it have been the tits and the short dress?


well yeah!!!!!!



"what, I thought we were all just having fun..."

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This message was edited by Nana's Precious on 8-17-01 @ 10:22 AM
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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 08-17-2001 @ 12:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

At least I dont have to be the butt of pirate jokes the rest of my life.
well, maybe so, but don't worry, there'll always be the butt pirate jokes...



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TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 08-17-2001 @ 2:46 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
What's a shame is we get these blokes who have not an ounce of social grace and etiquette, and they seem to feel that the chat is their own personal sperm pool. Then they meet these poor females who swallow that chat swill (and the bad jokes), and it quickly denigrates into some trainwreck and bitter feelings.

These women ain't cock teasers...they just ain't happy with the actual product, pally. Get it?

Ok, I guess someone should check on Stalker Patti and see if she's all right. =)


Papa Diablo
posted on 08-17-2001 @ 4:31 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 01
Dude, the reason why you're having the problems your having is quite simple. Either you're dating prissy little princesses that think their shit is gold, or (and this is what I feel it the true reason) YOU"VE GOT NO FUCKING GAME!!!!
Grow up! If you had any game whatsoever, you'd be able to melt a chicks panties like butter.....Learn how to act, how to talk, and how to manipulate their minds and maybe with 2 or 3 years of hard work and dedication you might just get some head junior!

p.s. If you're over 18 then you have absolutely NO excuse for bitching like you are and you're even more pathetic than I'd originally thought. Dumb-ass!

SeeYouNextTuesday
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posted on 08-19-2001 @ 10:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Simply: Amen.

Mother fucking bitches. GodDAMNIT,... I try not to get pissed at conditions that can't be helped easily,... but people who do stupid things and act in stupid manners (not entirely the same things) really piss me off. FUCK YOU. In fact, I'd like to refer to one little whore in particular at school. Always has a group of guys around her, I used to be one of them, teasing their C's and getting off on it. CUNT!

Aaah, that was cathartic.





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posted on 08-20-2001 @ 9:02 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I hate when women tease you just to see how far they can pull you along to them a big FU! It's the only way you can get a guy to like you because your personallity sucks and your tits and short dress is all guys are interested in. LOL didn't like being stood -up did ya? LOL PAY BACK IS A MOTHERFUCKER and i am the KING of payback LOL
Well, ok.. lemme get this straight... You weren't getting any action from this girl, so you decided to stand her up, almost guaranteeing that'll you'll never get in her pants... smooth move Exlax...you showed her!

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