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short hills mall
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 6:23 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

What do you know about funny? You're British.



CRX Been to the dentist Lately? that has got to feel uncomfortable!!;)



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posted on 08-20-2001 @ 6:58 PM      
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quote:

short hills mall wrote this stupid shit:

CRX Been to the dentist Lately? that has got to feel uncomfortable!!


You're a funny man, short hills mall, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.




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posted on 08-20-2001 @ 7:02 PM      
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wow, that was original short hills, how long did it take ya to come up with that?



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short hills mall
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 7:58 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
About two seconds. I watched Austin Powers this past weekend.












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Tequila
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posted on 08-20-2001 @ 8:00 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Tequila - you were out of line

Trying to make him laugh I posted this
quote:

What kind of birth defect do you have?
I am guessing big head & small body????????


he resopnds with
quote:

You are by far one of the bigger assholes on this board. Take my advice from above and go fuckin' die.

That made me laugh so I posted this
quote:

I have been called worse by better people.


Then you adopted child said this
quote:

You're still here? I thought I told you to go die.

Then after a couple of post asking if I was hearing things he said this stupid shit
quote:

Tequila....isn't there someone else's thread you could be defiling right now? I mean, how long does it take for you to get the hint that people don't fuicking like you? I already got it from a few of the fuckers around here.......but you never seem to figure it out. That makes you either really fuckin' stupid or miserably pathetic. In either case....get the FUCK out of my FU thread and find somewhere else to go to make your miserable life seem important. Dick.

And by the way...the whole thing about hearing things is sadly juvenile. Grow up. And.....
FUCK YOU, TEQUILA!

So I posted this
quote:

McDouschebag why dont you get a fucking grip on your neck and just fucking choke yourself to death.

If you think I am not liked around here you should hear what people are saying about you.

As for your asanine statement you have no fucking clue about who thinks I am an asshole or doesnt. Just because you were adopted by Grumpy you think you go around and tell people to drop dead or tell them to die but guess what. Your adoption with him is over very soon & you will be looked upon as a fucking waste of space once again as you were before he adopted you!!!!!!!!11

Now tell me where I was out of line


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The Great Pumpkin
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 8:06 PM      
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Well, last tuesday you posted that my mom had a yeast infection, and it turned out to be a false alarm.... so there! And you did get my sister pregnant.... what the hell am I going to do with a wetback nephew? Teach him to steal hubcaps?

Oh and Slash, it's not everday you get a Commando reference on the board!





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This message was edited by slackjaw on 8-20-01 @ 8:14 PM
Tequila
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posted on 08-20-2001 @ 8:15 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

and it turned out to be a false alarm

Thats what your mom told you.

When I went down on her I ate a loaf of bread before I got to the gooey center


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The Great Pumpkin
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 8:25 PM      
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quote:

When I went down on her I ate a loaf of bread before I got to the gooey center



Well that's a hell of a lot better than that nasty bean burrito I got out of your sister's vag.



School's out, shouldn't you have a job?

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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 8:47 PM      
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Tell your mom next time to tell the guy that bangs her before me to at least sew her back up if he wants to crawl into her snatch


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The Great Pumpkin
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 9:17 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hey, no problem but do me a favor? Tell your sister she left her diaphragm in my living room. Damn thing is stinking up the place. What kind of dog do you have? Smells like a dachsund to me.



School's out, shouldn't you have a job?

The Slackjaw School of Satire and Sodomy has completed the removal of all carcinogens..... now they are Tequila's mess! We are officially back in business, first new adoptee gets a lifetime pass to the new fun park facilities! Yes, yes, Spermie World is up and running! Two Slots open.


Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 9:20 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
She is on her way over now to get it.

She also told me that a pencil feels better then your shriveled up tool


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The Great Pumpkin
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 9:34 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
It isnt shriveled, it's all tore up from those damned braces.



School's out, shouldn't you have a job?

The Slackjaw School of Satire and Sodomy has completed the removal of all carcinogens..... now they are Tequila's mess! We are officially back in business, first new adoptee gets a lifetime pass to the new fun park facilities! Yes, yes, Spermie World is up and running! Two Slots open.


Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 9:37 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

It isnt shriveled, it's all tore up from those damned braces

You getting head from the black-n-decker pecker wreckers again?


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The Great Pumpkin
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 9:40 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
You been reading those Truly Tasteless Jokes books again? Well, it's a step in the right direction, beats the hooked on phonics you were reading last week.



School's out, shouldn't you have a job?

The Slackjaw School of Satire and Sodomy has completed the removal of all carcinogens..... now they are Tequila's mess! We are officially back in business, first new adoptee gets a lifetime pass to the new fun park facilities! Yes, yes, Spermie World is up and running! Two Slots open.


Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 9:41 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
hookd on foniks werked four mee


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posted on 08-20-2001 @ 11:41 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

slackjaw wrote:

Oh and Slash, it's not everday you get a Commando reference on the board!


I wonder if short hills mall remembers how it turned out.






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WookiePoolParty
posted on 08-21-2001 @ 4:28 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

quote:

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Isn't there a Princess or something you could be mourning right now? Or a palace guard to get to try to move...even though he's not allowed to?
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uh, yeah, i must say that's the funniest thing i've seen all year.

Well, the Princess part was worth a giggle.
But the guard one? I mean if you have to explain your jokes...


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McBourbon
posted on 08-21-2001 @ 3:29 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Now that I've returned to the board, Tequila, allow me to retort:

You were way out of line the minute you posted in my FU thread. One of the rules I've learned is that if you don't know someone....don't fuck with them. You got fucked with by me because you fired the first shot. So maybe you need to fuckin' choke yourself and get over this self-importance you cling to so dearly.

And also...it wasn't being stared at that bugged me....only brought that up for people who might have felt that way so they could post in the thread also....my problem was the comment that a guy at the bar made. Of course, you were too absorbed with ruining my FU thread to even read that part.

As for being hated less than or more than you and free game again once adoption is over....it matters so little to my life about how people on this board perceive me because those who took the time to get to know me...to IM me off the board...know who and how I really am, as I'm sure some do with you. But for now.......you're still an asshole in my book, like that fucker in the bar, and FUCK YOU, TEQUILA!



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posted on 08-21-2001 @ 3:55 PM      
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Bourbon, though you do hold yourself well in battle you still need to chill the fuck out. Calm down and heed your status.



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posted on 08-21-2001 @ 9:45 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
McBourbon, You fucked with me and you did'nt know me. My advice is don't just say "Fuck you" to people who tool on you. When you make a F-U post some people are going to fuck with you and some are going to give you advice.

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posted on 08-21-2001 @ 10:30 PM      
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--or mind bending amputations--

what the fuck is a mind bending amputation...

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posted on 08-22-2001 @ 8:25 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
:: walks in room see's Promising newbie go to waste::
::shakes his head say's "You could have been a contender, you could have been somebody::

Someone is starting to sound like UNICRAMPS

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The Revolution Has Begun!!!

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 8:58 PM      
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quote:

you're still an asshole in my book

Like I give a flying fuck what you think of me


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