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Sephiroth
posted on 08-31-2001 @ 7:30 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

I just want to know if one of his pick up lines is "Hey, I may be short, but my dick is the size of a taller man."


"Im gonna do you midget style baby. Thats right, Im gonna get undressed, then crawl into the corner in the fetal position because you were laughing hysterically at my unit size. Are you ready?"



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Mr. Brownstone
posted on 08-31-2001 @ 7:41 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Karma Chameleon

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posted on 08-31-2001 @ 7:48 AM      
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quote:

well if somthing fucking happened then why the fuck was i not confronted?????
ask & ye shall receive...

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Froy
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posted on 08-31-2001 @ 8:28 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

..........buffalo wings...10 cent buffalo wings get 'em right here....



Forget the 10 cent wings, I'll pay $5 cash for a good plate of paella.


At least FB was smart enough not to come to any gatherings again.


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Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
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posted on 08-31-2001 @ 8:41 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

FUCK IT ALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is he really going to jump from the GWB?

I want a ticket to watch that


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posted on 08-31-2001 @ 9:08 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

And don't worry you little fidget, I won't fuck with your replies.


I thought I was the only fidget around here. Sean, please refrain from associating the oompa loompa with us vertically challenged folks. thank you kind sir. ;)

I borrowed this from another thread. Hope they don't mind that I made some revisions:

Oompa Loompas:
Oompa Loompa, doompadee doo
We have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa, doompadee dee
If you are wise you will listen me

What do you get when you take a prick?
Who likes to think that he's got a big dick?
Why does he think that he's the one women adore?
Does he think that everyone's like his mom, the whore?

Oompa Loompa, doompadee dah
If you're touchy you will not go far
You will not live to see the age of 32
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do
Doompadee do




Stultorum infinitus est


Nana's Precious
posted on 08-31-2001 @ 9:18 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Hey BN you saved me the trouble of starting a thread by making yourself so available....I've heard about your "indescrections" in the past and thought that you were pretty much a scumbag. But now I'm convinced of it you fuck. Just because O&A are in new markets doesn't give you free reign on every new female member on this board you douchebag....Lay off the new ladies you fucking prick. This ain't the "Balloon Not trying to act out his bad social skills with chicks board" you fucking hump!!!!!! Oh and by the way, Fuck You!!!!!



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posted on 08-31-2001 @ 9:44 AM      
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Hey Sephiroth...
listen man, you are never gonna be able to come to terms with this unless you tell him how you REALLY feel.
LOL!!!
DAMN!!!


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Snoteater
posted on 08-31-2001 @ 9:49 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
I think that it MAY be time to seriously consider Candyland.



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posted on 08-31-2001 @ 10:11 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Yeah, but the only "woman" there is FoFo. Plus, what if BN puts his hands on a Calzone????? I think somebody over there would do a Bronz-Pounce on him for that.


I'll be the one to say it: There have been complaints since Saturday's CLS send-off. There have been some questionable pictures bandied about, and there are som equestionable IM's and Chat info I have read. Someone who's status on this site that hung by a twat-hair should have been more careful and better in-control. And, now, it's time to pay the price.

This board is not a dating service, it is not a cesspool for the socials, nor a waiting station for vertically challenged touchy-feely machines that make women uncomfortable at board or board-memeber gatherings. This has gone on long enough. You are an embarrasment to board members, and this entire site.

Much like the Bang Party, The Touchy-Feely Parties are over. You are done. You are not welcome here.



One of the reasons this has gone on way too long is b/c too many have given him too much leeway.
A suggestion goes out to the ladies of this board: It's called "No!". It helps to communicate at the time of the infraction...it helps make things CLEAR. Everytime something had happen, it has always been after-the-fact. We have been out, with many board men and women nearby, and we are all there to help if you are made uncomfortable by some moronic TOOL.





This message was edited by TheGooch on 8-31-01 @ 10:33 AM
Unicron
posted on 08-31-2001 @ 10:31 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
froy, what do i look like, a resturaunt? buffalo wings or cheesesteaks, take yer pick. :)

I'm just disappointed in BN...i thought he had it figured out that grabbing girls asses dosn't really make them super-attracted to you. i was hoping he got that message. apparently not.


Froy
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*board owner*

posted on 08-31-2001 @ 10:43 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Frumpy - lmmfao. that is priceless. Who's going to put BN's head on a one of the little green bastards?


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
BaLLooN NoT
posted on 08-31-2001 @ 11:22 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

One of the reasons this has gone on way too long is b/c too many have given him too much leeway.
A suggestion goes out to the ladies of this board: It's called "No!". It helps to communicate at the time of the infraction...it helps make things CLEAR. Everytime something had happen, it has always been after-the-fact. We have been out, with many board men and women nearby, and we are all there to help if you are made uncomfortable by some moronic TOOL.


Gooch is right & if i was told then & there this shit would never have happened because i obviously thought that there was no problem on her behalf. she has yet to say any thing negative to me & thaht pic was all in fun. so if i am gonna get fucking reamed for somthing that was allowed or that you didn't stop when you had the chance what the fuck. it just hurts the "victim" more by letting it happen & then taken care of it afterwards. sure it may be taken care of but it is already done & there is nothing that can be done to change that.


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This message was edited by BaLLooN NoT on 8-31-01 @ 11:28 AM
Unicron
posted on 08-31-2001 @ 11:27 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
no no no...see, it's your responsibility to NOT GRAB ASSES!!! Understand that girls do not like to be groped, fondled, or diddled by strangers at a bar when they are just there to have a good ol' time. SELF CONTROL. yes, there are many, hot, fine attractive chicks on the board, but you must learn self control.


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posted on 08-31-2001 @ 11:31 AM      
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i figure that i have to say this
balloon, i used to consider you a freind.you were a cool guy in chat, linked me to some very nice pictures, and tought me and some other people a very fun trick.throughout the first little scandal, i just ignored it, satyed voluntarily ingorant of events, and went by"i wasnt there, i dont know what happened, its none of buissiness, i'll just act like i never even saw anything".but a second time is too much to ignore, plus i've been told some of the details for both events, and its just too much now.you have to cahnge.i'm not here saying you sould be banned and just joining the crowd, i'm here because you have a problem and i wont support it anymore(am i comeing off like a friend at an intervention or is it just me?).

and btw, can we stop with the fingerbang refrences?because every time i see one, it freaks me out.i'm just reading along, and i see "that scumbag FB" or something, and i get all nervious because most of the time i'm called fb, and i think that i'm the one being refered to for a few seconds


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This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 8-31-01 @ 11:46 AM
Black Lazerus
posted on 08-31-2001 @ 11:34 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

Gooch is right & if i was told then & there this shit would never have happened because i obviously thought that there was no problem on her behalf. she has yet to say any thing negative to me & thaht pic was all in fun. so if i am gonna get fucking reamed for somthing that was allowed or that you didn't stop when you had the chance what the fuck. it just hurts the "victim" more by letting it happen & then taken care of it afterwards. sure it may be taken care of but it is already done & there is nothing that can be done to change that.


You have to bee fucking kidding me RIGH right
you would have thunk after the other incidents that you would Learn not to touch women at all unless they are yours.
not that any womens your even if you have them tied up with duct tape in the trunk.

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posted on 08-31-2001 @ 11:45 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
BN, Didn't your mom teach you to keep your hands to yourself? It's to bad dude, I thought you were okay.

I've been to a few gatherings and I'm not sure what is exactley going on but everyone can't be wrong. You must be doing something wrong but you obviousley don't care about changing your ways. It's called adapt or die. You have to play by the rules. It's showing respect to another. In general it seems your crossing the line in many areas.

I bid you peace.



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Psycho Bitch
posted on 08-31-2001 @ 12:02 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Forget the 10 cent wings, I'll pay $5 cash
for a good plate of paella.



Silly king paella doesn't cost that much!, don't
you mean you'll pay $5 for a plate of FAELLA? ;)





thanks for the find wpp :)

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posted on 08-31-2001 @ 12:06 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

you'll pay $5 for a plate of FAELLA?



I was thinking the same thing babe.


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Unicron
posted on 08-31-2001 @ 12:08 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
NO PAELLA! B-U-F-F-A-L-O WINGS!!! :)


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posted on 08-31-2001 @ 12:13 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Did someone say Buffalo Wings?????

Help yourself, theres plenty to go around. Paella sounds like a good meal to have for lunch though......


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posted on 08-31-2001 @ 12:19 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Those wings look good. Where's the blue cheese?



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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 08-31-2001 @ 12:23 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Where's the blue cheese?

NO NO NO. You don't want the blue cheese. It's made of monkey cum!


Kid Afrika
posted on 08-31-2001 @ 12:26 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Who's going to put BN's head on a one of the little green bastards?


Sephiroth
posted on 08-31-2001 @ 12:28 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
You know, i knew it was only a matter of time before people started that stupid fucking "Party in the thread" gimmick.

You people have to understand something. Balloon not is a fucking idiot. We have told him before to leave, but he just doesnt seem to comprehend the fact that he is no longer welcomed here. If we make this into another joke-type thread, he will shrug off anything we say. Cmon, if we want the cock-smoker to leave, we gotta be serious! Trust me, when he is gone, we will party like it's "Bring your philipino sex-slave to work day" at the Gonzostyle house. Until then, FUCK OFF BALLOON NOT!!



Here is my Email Address. Here is my IM name. It's there for a reason. Please use it. Oh god, I'm so lonely...........




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