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JJ
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posted on 09-03-2001 @ 3:07 PM      
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Ok well jus leaving a woman alone in any part of that horrible city is fuckin unforgiveable, he should have his ass kicked.


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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 09-03-2001 @ 4:07 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Yep most assholes do get laid

Now I would NEVER EVER leave a woman anywhere. Hell, I wouldn't even leave one of my guy friends in the middle of the city alone. So how come I dont get laid more often? WTF is up with that? Do I have to be an asshole to get laid?




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posted on 09-03-2001 @ 4:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Do I have to be an asshole to get laid?


No you have to be straight...






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posted on 09-03-2001 @ 4:20 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

No you have to be straight...

What?
I would think if you were a little of both you'd greatly improve your chances...
Being that there's no girls at your school...
I'd think you'd already know that...:)


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JJ
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posted on 09-03-2001 @ 4:32 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

, I wouldn't even leave one of my guy friends in the middle of the city alone.



Well if u were trying to scare them then ud leave them in the village, right? with all of Gay Marcos friends.



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Psycho Bitch
posted on 09-03-2001 @ 5:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Do I have to be an asshole to get laid?



Yeah well you know the saying..."Nice guys finish last". Seriously though, how do you tell the assholes from the nice guys? Like an asshole is gonna say "I'm an asshole" no, they usually say they are nice. Maybe it's just me. Either when I meet a guy I just want to believe he is a good guy when he says it or I just end up turning the good guys into assholes :) lol


thanks for the find wpp :)

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darthziggy
Isles fan for life
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 12:24 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

..."Nice guys finish last".

ain't that the fucking truth
quote:

Like an asshole is gonna say "I'm an asshole"

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NY_Cracker
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 1:09 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

...how do you tell the assholes from the
nice guys?

:::braceing for backlash:::

If they talk well about their exes... thats a good
cue (plus, that's how they may talk about you
someday). If you get alot of... "That fuckin'
bitch" well, asshole. Even if she was a fuckin'
bitch, the nice guy probably won't say it up
front.





"What we got here is...
failure to communicate... "
Arthur Dent
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 11:16 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Panther, I like the way you think. :)

So, where's the balance between being the nice guy who doesn't and the asshole who does get laid?




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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 11:56 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

but by the Verrazano's just terrible...



I got a story abou the Verrazano, but I'll leave that alone.

Psycho - you were a good friend to pick your friend up. Yes, guys can be assholes. It's a defected gene. We can't help it.

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IrishAlkey
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 12:02 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Just wait til Irish's account is mysteriously deleted.


I don't check this thread for a couple days and I'm gay, full of shit, someone who will take one in the ass for a laugh (thx ftiddlywink for the defense by the way), and soon to be deleted.
I knew I was gonna love each and every one of you :)




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NY_Cracker
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 3:08 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

I don't check this thread for a couple days and I'm gay, full of shit, someone who will take one in the ass for a laugh...

OK, once and for all... the rumors that this board contains rumors has to stop. Hey man, you know what they say... there's no such thing as bad publicity, right, RIGHT!?

"What we got here is...
failure to communicate... "
Psycho Bitch
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 3:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

So, where's the balance between being the nice guy who doesn't and the asshole who does get laid?


You find that out and please please share :)
quote:

If they talk well about their exes... thats a good cue (plus, that's how they may talk about you someday). If you get alot of... "That fuckin' bitch" well, asshole. Even if she was a fuckin'bitch, the nice guy probably won't say it up front.


I disagree. 9 times out of 10 it's the nice guys that get treated like shit by girls. Some girls take advantage of them being nice then dump them for the asshole. In those cases the nice guy have every right to be pissed off 'cause the ex probably was a fucking bitch! It's those girls that roooin the nice guys for the rest of us.


Oh and to avoid any further confusion: DISCLAIMER: whatever things I have said in this thread about men MOST OF THEM ARE JUST JOKES and I'm not referring to any personal situation/man. Thank you and have a nice day!


thanks for the find wpp :)

I'm insane and you're my insanity

I'm going crazy, a little every day, and everything I wanted is now driving me away, I woke this morning to the sound of beating hearts, mine is full of questions and it's tearing yours apart...
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 3:48 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

So, where's the balance between being the nice guy who doesn't and the asshole who does get laid?

I've been considering this for the last few days.... Sometimes the 'nice guy' doesn't make his move.

The 'bad boy' lets a girl know he wants her and what he wants to do to her. Sometimes you can't help but respond to that. (disclaimer: Not everyone, not all the time.)

Also, a lot of girls think "He'll change if I love him enough, I can do it..." It takes them awhile & a few trys to figure it out, you can't change anyone.

Plus, can't you take "Nice guys finish last" as: The girl always 'finishes' first, ...and possibly twice. ;)



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I feel the pain you place inside.
Lock me up inside your dirty cage.
While I'm alone inside my mind.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 3:50 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I disagree. 9 times out of 10 it's the nice guys that get treated like shit by girls. Some girls take advantage of them being nice then dump them for the asshole. In those cases the nice guy have every right to be pissed off 'cause the ex probably was a fucking bitch! It's those girls that roooin the nice guys for the rest of us.


Do more of you exist in the world and if so where might I be able to find them? :)



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Arthur Dent
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 4:07 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
So, Ladi, I should make a girl THINK I have all these things to change, make it a challenge for her to "change" them, and then start acting like myself and make her think she was successful?

Oh, and be OBVIOUS about wanting her? Subtlety = not interested?

Edit -j/k



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This message was edited by Arthur Dent on 9-4-01 @ 4:24 PM
Psycho Bitch
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 4:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Do more of you exist in the world and if so where might I be able to find them?



Sweetie, you just have to wait for them to learn it on their own. I've been pushed around by the bad guys, had guys take out what their exes have done to them on me and have passed over plenty of the nice ones in the process. I think I've learned my lesson :) I'm not lettin' the nice ones get away anymore!


thanks for the find wpp :)

I'm insane and you're my insanity

I'm going crazy, a little every day, and everything I wanted is now driving me away, I woke this morning to the sound of beating hearts, mine is full of questions and it's tearing yours apart...
heyladiladi
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 4:13 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Well Arthur... I suppose it's worth a try. If your usual shtick isn't working for you, might as well try something else. What have you got to lose.

If that is not your thing, don't worry about it. Enjoy the freedom & the right girl will be around.

Whatever... Am I talking out of my ass here, or does any of it make any sense.



I love the way you look at me.
I feel the pain you place inside.
Lock me up inside your dirty cage.
While I'm alone inside my mind.
Psycho Bitch
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 4:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
That makes perfect sense Ladi, you are a wise woman :)
You forgot one thing though....Arthur if you wanna pick up a chick in a bar you gotta know bad pick-up lines....ask JBA to teach you the "your dad's a theif" one ;)


thanks for the find wpp :)

I'm insane and you're my insanity

I'm going crazy, a little every day, and everything I wanted is now driving me away, I woke this morning to the sound of beating hearts, mine is full of questions and it's tearing yours apart...
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 4:32 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

you gotta know bad pick-up lines

Ya know, if you can pull it off, it can be really funny.

Something like: "Hey, [insert line here]. No, ok, really... Hi, my name is [insert name here]." ;)

You never see a girl with a line, cause Hi is good enough.



I love the way you look at me.
I feel the pain you place inside.
Lock me up inside your dirty cage.
While I'm alone inside my mind.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 6:19 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

"Hey, [insert line here]. No, ok, really... Hi, my name is [insert name here]."


"Hey, I have to tie my dick around my thigh when I wear shorts. No, ok, really... Hi, my name is IrishAlkey."




"Can you see every painful detail of my muscular phsyique?"

Freshmen at Austin U...where only the strong survive!...good lookin' for the sig pic graphics Austin :)
VooDude
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 9:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

"Hey, [insert line here]. No, ok, really... Hi, my name is [insert name here]."

These are my favorites, but for some reason, I can never get any results from them:

Hey, I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face. No, ok, really...Hi, my name is...

Hey, Your parents must be retarded, because you are special. No, ok, really...Hi, my name is...

quote:

I should make a girl THINK I have all these things to change, make it a challenge for her to "change" them, and then start acting like myself and make her think she was successful?

Brilliant...I'll be the nice guy that is acting like an asshole....it's gotta work.

Seriously PB, you're a true friend to go pick her up...



Graduated by Arthur Dent


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 11:26 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Hey, Your parents must be retarded, because you are special. No, ok, really...Hi, my name is...


Voodude, as a gentleman I am asking permission to use this because it is fucking classic!




"Can you see every painful detail of my muscular phsyique?"

Freshmen at Austin U...where only the strong survive!...good lookin' for the sig pic graphics Austin :)
VooDude
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 11:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
IA, it's all yours, best of luck with the ladies...



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heyladiladi
STONER
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 11:51 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

"Hey, I have to tie my dick around my thigh when I wear shorts. No, ok, really... Hi, my name is IrishAlkey."

What..? I laughed.



I love the way you look at me.
I feel the pain you place inside.
Lock me up inside your dirty cage.
While I'm alone inside my mind.


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