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IrishAlkey
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:08 PM      
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quote:

Plus, I have a big head


me too...I keep my bush cut close too make it look even bigger.
;)



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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 3:36 PM      
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quote:

what are you doing going to a woman stylist anyways? you have to get a GAY MAN to do your hair hunny...i have a transvestite do mine...lol


Or do like I did...send your Mom to beauty school
She know's if she doesn't listen to me that there will be NO living with me 'till it grows back!

quote:

So those women that have long hair......why do you?


I actually do have an oddball answer for this for myself. I'm part Native-American and cutting off your hair is like cutting a piece of your soul off yourself.



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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 4:09 PM      
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Long hair is more gooder, especially when they throw it over there ear or flip it to the other side of their head.

Butch, don't worry, we can still be friends :)



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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 4:29 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

So those women that have long hair......why do you?

I like having longer hair because I think it makes my face look thinner. Besides Flock prefers the "handle". ;) (to use heyladiladi's term) :)
quote:

And....Have you ever had short hair? If so, why did you cut it?

I had short hair until I was out of my mom's house because she refused to allow me to have it long. My older sister always had long hair, and my mom said she "didn't want to fuss with 2 of us". So since I was younger, I got the "short" end of the stick.
I hated it then too because like PsychoBitch, I was mistaken for a boy. 2nd reason: See above.
quote:

Long hair short hair...What's the difference?? it doesn't take away from a persons' beauty. On the outside or inside.

Gotta love a sensitive guy. ;)

Grk, take Mama Caz's advice, and find your own hairdresser. It's not easy, but she's right, in that once you find the right one, it'll be worth it.

quote:

ok all those with a penis can stop laughing now... hair is a big deal...

Amen sister!

Wanna lick my snowcones?
Psycho Bitch
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 4:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Grk, take Mama Caz's advice, and find your own hairdresser. It's not easy, but she's right, in that once you find the right one, it'll be worth it.



Too true. And Mama CaZ also had this wisdom:
quote:

what are you doing going to a woman stylist anyways? you have to get a GAY MAN to do your hair hunny...i have a transvestite do mine...lol



While my hairdresser is a straight man, Mama's right, find a MAN to do your hair! If you live in Jersey I can give you the name of one salon you can try! Email me or I'll tell you about it Saturday!


thanks for the find wpp :)

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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 4:49 PM      
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quote:

MaynardGKrebs:

What? Last time I checked, c-blocking was the act of blocking someone while they were trying to get a piece. It looks like all those comments were hitting on here. No where did anyone try and stand in the way. That would be c-blocking.


Maynard, we are all aware how C-Blocking has evolved, and all those comments were the evolution of C-Blocking.



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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 5:17 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
hey gilligan, when ronreddog made these same comments, he was considered a c-blocker. why is the term useful for him and not others who would make the same comments?????? hmmmmmmmmmmmm??????? ill be breathelessly waiting for your response



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Let me tell you how it's gonna be
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 8:18 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

me too...I keep my bush cut close too make it look even bigger.


am i the only one who's disturbed by this???
lol


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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 8:38 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

ill be breathelessly waiting for your response

Ohhhhh, breathlessly? In that case I shant keep you waiting. The point I was making is that if you go back a few months in the threads, (slacking in particular) you would see that I had this constant argument with Ron. I explained the same thing to him, and he insisted that "hitting" on women makes him a c-blocker. So I just let it go.

And since when can't I make a comment about what I like in women? WTF? I'm no BN here. Have you EVER seen me touch a women of the board? Have you EVER gottten a complaint about me? (from a woman that is ;-)) NOPE!

Thank you and have a good day.


i'm on the outside, i'm looking in
i can see through you, see your true colors
Faceman
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 9:26 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
one question, who said i was talking about you in the first place????? must everything be about you?? why dont you go have some lunch, you'll be happier



Eat motherfuckers alive who cross us
I know you're all tired of the same ol' bosses
Let me tell you how it's gonna be
I'm gonna kill anyone who steps up in front of me-Slipknot



Now with a new and improved AIM name. IM Faceman713 for all your oa.com needs:)
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 9:31 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I already ate lunch, didn't you read? ;-) Besides, is there another Gilligan on the board? And where is he, cause I have a barrel for him.


i'm on the outside, i'm looking in
i can see through you, see your true colors
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 09-04-2001 @ 9:43 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
i meant my original post. wasnt about you, the second one was though, oh im tired of explaining



Eat motherfuckers alive who cross us
I know you're all tired of the same ol' bosses
Let me tell you how it's gonna be
I'm gonna kill anyone who steps up in front of me-Slipknot



Now with a new and improved AIM name. IM Faceman713 for all your oa.com needs:)
Ants in My Pants
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 11:37 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
If Faceman and Maynard are done arguing, let's get back to the topic at hand... Grk is now walking around with a Pete Rose haircut.

Don't worry, Grk, I'm sure it will grow back in time for your party on Saturday. Well, maybe a little.

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 09-05-2001 @ 12:11 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Well screw you guys, I'm looking forward to seeing her hair short.


i'm on the outside, i'm looking in
i can see through you, see your true colors
DR. Buster Hymen
posted on 09-05-2001 @ 12:27 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Sorry to hear about the Doo problems, but you should have known that there was going to be a problem when she put that bowl on your head (j/k).

And don't worry about how you're gonna look in your new school. Just wear something short & tight & I can guarantee that nobody will notice your haircut. ;)

BTW Alkey, you are one hell of a funny guy!!!

DOC Buster

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GonzoStyle
posted on 09-05-2001 @ 12:32 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
just shave your head bald and have a gyro and quit your whining.


I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound
I wanna push my face in and feel the swoon
My wormwood meets your pesticide
You'll never get out, coz you were never alive
I am infinite, I am the infant finite
Come a little closer and I'll show you why


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IrishAlkey
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posted on 09-05-2001 @ 12:36 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

BTW Alkey, you are one hell of a funny guy!!!


It's official, 9 out of 10 doctors recommend!!!

ty JBN

quote:

just shave your head bald and have a gyro and quit your whining


Get back to me on this one Gonzo...how is the gyro gonna help? LoL



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GonzoStyle
posted on 09-05-2001 @ 1:30 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Get back to me on this one Gonzo...how is the gyro gonna help? LoL



she is greek, thanks for ruining the joke ya mick, lol go drown yourself in non alcoholic beer.


I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound
I wanna push my face in and feel the swoon
My wormwood meets your pesticide
You'll never get out, coz you were never alive
I am infinite, I am the infant finite
Come a little closer and I'll show you why


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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 8:13 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

how is the gyro gonna help?

Personally I like falafel better.


i'm on the outside, i'm looking in
i can see through you, see your true colors
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 8:13 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

how is the gyro gonna help?

Personally I like falafel better.


i'm on the outside, i'm looking in
i can see through you, see your true colors
Snoteater
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 9:24 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Grk is now walking around with a Pete Rose haircut.



Funniest thing i read all day!



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posted on 09-06-2001 @ 9:26 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Well, Grkqt, I think that Maynard is giving you a round about lecture on anal sex.

After all, all the men he has sex with have short hair, right?

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posted on 09-06-2001 @ 12:00 PM      
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First of all, i do not have a Pete Rose haircut!!!
everyone is a freakin comedian on this board

and BM I only listen to anal sex lectures coming from you, you should know that by now. Get back up on your carton of anal eeze and preach to me!!

And as for maynard having sex with guys with short hair, lol come on I knew that already, thats like telling me the pope is catholic.





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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 12:15 PM      
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Is there any thread that doesn't try and accuse me of being gay? You just take your KD Lang haircut and hush up there anal girl.


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i can see through you, see your true colors
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posted on 09-06-2001 @ 12:23 PM      
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A Pete Rose cut huh... I was kinda envisioning a nice Emo Phillips doo myself...

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