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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: In other news, FU to the Piss shivers! | ||||
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| Kid Afrika | posted on 09-21-2001 @ 6:42 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70  | I thought you were talking about when you accidentally let your junk fall in the water. That water is fucking cold!!! That's what makes me shiver.
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| slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin | posted on 09-21-2001 @ 9:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: And deep too! On a somewhat related note..... ever have the stealth dribble? You know.... you have finished, shaken until there is absolutely no moisture to be found in your unit. Out of nowhere, as soon as you stuff the monster back in it's cave..... you get drbble. You never felt it in there.... you were done damnit...yet now you have spotty drawers. The worst is the uncomfortable feeling you have while waiting to see if it makes an appearance on your pants.  Currently newbieless...unbelieveable! | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 09-22-2001 @ 6:31 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:I think that's called the clap. Have you seen a Doctor;)  | ||||
| DR. Buster Hymen | posted on 09-22-2001 @ 9:28 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Oh Great, my favorite area-Urology (Dick Docs) Piss shivers occur because of excessive MASTURBATION!! You actually loosen the muscular connections of "the junk"; & the body is trying regrab it before it falls off. Yes, this is a little discussed medical problem. There are a number of people who have lost their units & are devastated. We need your dollars to solve this potentially debilitating condition. You people make me laugh (thanks). Honestly, this is not an area which is focused on or taught in school or residency. My personal thoughts are that it is a spasm of the sphincter muscles relaxing (esp. after holding a piss for a while). The exquisite feeling of relief is sooo good that it ALMOST feels as good as an orgasm. And as far as using research $'s for this, it reminds me of a grant of a few hundred thousand from the gov't in the last few years to quantify how much methane gas is produced by cows (it turns out to be ALOT). Money well spent. Now, where are the good SEX questions; Ladies?? *EDIT* I would appreciate the return of my other status TO THE GUYS IN "THE HOLE": I'M WITH YOU DR. Buster Hymen [email protected] This message was edited by DR. Buster Hymen on 9-22-01 @ 9:58 AM | ||||
| katya_ann That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you! | posted on 09-22-2001 @ 10:11 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | quote: This explains why I shake twenty-four hours a day. quote: I hope to God your kid never reads this board... LOL, will you be paying the therapist by cash or check? quote: I reserve the right to add that to my sig pic lines between this bout of patiotism and the next :) quote: I discovered, upon sitting in an English class where my teacher refused to excuse us to use the little girls' room during class time, that when you hold your pee, and then get really close to releasing it (ie: wetting your plaid skirt), then clentch nice an tight (think Kegal), you get a nooiice little shiver goin' on. ...Have I shared too much? "I'll fly my country's flag outside my home everyday for the rest of my life, even if it's three inches tall and hoisted on a toothpick! GOD BLESS AMERICA!" --My dad | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 09-22-2001 @ 10:26 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Hymen, are you a catholic?  Email me at [email protected] | ||||
| DR. Buster Hymen | posted on 09-22-2001 @ 10:55 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | No Fez, it was my attempt at humor. This happens when Docs get some of these "interesting" medical questions (some Docs have even written books about these). Also, in terms of my status: it appears that no good deed goes unpunished. I would REALLY appreciate a return to my old "The doctor is "IN"" Thanks Fez. And Katya_Ann, it's stories like yours that make me wish I went to Catholic School. You keep doing those Kagle exercises & strengthening those terrific little pelvic muscles (is it getting warm in here??). TO THE GUYS IN "THE HOLE": I'M WITH YOU DR. Buster Hymen [email protected] This message was edited by DR. Buster Hymen on 9-22-01 @ 11:14 AM | ||||
| Kingpin KEEPER OF THE FLAME. I have a little Wick. PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN. | posted on 09-22-2001 @ 11:40 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Man do I know what you are talking about. The worst is when I'm suffering from the DT's and it's like a Windex bottle spraying all over the place. How about this one, you dump one into the old lady at nite, when you wake up, your tip is glued shut.  E-Mail Me This message was edited by Kingpin on 9-22-01 @ 11:43 AM | ||||
| slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin | posted on 09-22-2001 @ 12:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Worse than that Kingpin, is when you get the partially glued pee hole, causing the infamous splitstream. How the hell do you aim when you got two streams going in opposite directions? Currently newbieless...unbelieveable! | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 09-22-2001 @ 12:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | This thread is getting more and more disturbing. Email me at [email protected] | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 09-22-2001 @ 12:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:you have to act fast for this(i know fast is hard for you old people), but what you do is you aim one stream into the bowl, then you take your harry potter book and hold it so the other stream bounces off it into the bowl.little or no mess, you take a piss, and the harry potter book is ruined.all is right in the world  This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 9-22-01 @ 12:44 PM | ||||
| slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin | posted on 09-22-2001 @ 1:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Listen here you little bastard.....what? You don't like me calling you that? I don't give a damn what you think is good reading.....what? Slackjaw 3:16 says Harry Potter f-ing rules! :) Currently newbieless...unbelieveable! | ||||
| DR. Buster Hymen | posted on 09-22-2001 @ 1:02 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: FBD, the voice of EXPERIENCE. Sounds like someone who spanks on the hour, every hour. quote: FBD, why do you even have Harry Potter books?? Also, didn't you forget to say that as long as Teddy (AKA Piddle Bear) is ok, all is right in the world TO THE GUYS IN "THE HOLE": I'M WITH YOU DR. Buster Hymen [email protected] | ||||
| slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin | posted on 09-22-2001 @ 1:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Actually Buster, in FBD's defense, he was making reference to MY Harry Potter books. Yeah...I happen to love the damned books, and I freely admit it. So sue me. :) Currently newbieless...unbelieveable! | ||||
| DR. Buster Hymen | posted on 09-22-2001 @ 1:18 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Slack, YOUR BOOKS??? Are you saying that you live with a 12 year old??? Are you from the Phillipines?? Or, are the rumours true??? "FBD, I am your FATHER" TO THE GUYS IN "THE HOLE": I'M WITH YOU DR. Buster Hymen [email protected] | ||||
| katya_ann That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you! | posted on 09-26-2001 @ 4:01 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | sorry, i just can't watch this go to the next page.... "I'll fly my country's flag outside my home everyday for the rest of my life, even if it's three inches tall and hoisted on a toothpick! GOD BLESS AMERICA!" --My dad | ||||
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