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TFEC
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posted on 10-08-2001 @ 3:29 PM      
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Must stay awake....thread putting me to


BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!!
11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!!
SOBERMAN
posted on 10-08-2001 @ 5:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 01
Were there shoelaces involved or just velcro?
FMFB you are WAY too good for this sloth!

Maynard
posted on 10-08-2001 @ 6:24 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

It's good to see people have bigger problems then me.

What, is there a beer shortage?



FeelMyFunBags
posted on 10-08-2001 @ 7:29 PM      
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quote:

Were there shoelaces involved or just velcro?
FMFB you are WAY too good for this sloth!




LOL I think there were shoelaces involved in this.

And as far as me being too good for him...I think I figured that out in high school, but old habits die hard....oh well...we shall see, we shall see....


Oh and if I'm so boring that I inspire sleep, why don't I get any shut eye myself?


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slackjaw
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The Great Pumpkin
posted on 10-08-2001 @ 8:05 PM      
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Because you aren't sleeping next to yourself? Duh



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posted on 10-08-2001 @ 9:33 PM      
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quote:

Oh and if I'm so boring that I inspire sleep, why don't I get any shut eye myself?




Try masturbation. I'm sure you'll knock yourself out.



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posted on 10-08-2001 @ 9:37 PM      
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At least he did'nt get in the car before he fell asleep...that would've been a big practical joke! (comedian reference...name him for an official "Froy virtual-cookie")





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posted on 10-08-2001 @ 9:37 PM      
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quote:

Try masturbation. I'm sure you'll knock yourself out.



Or a ball peen hammer to the temple.


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I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
TFEC
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posted on 10-08-2001 @ 10:16 PM      
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quote:

Try masturbation. I'm sure you'll knock yourself out.





Depends on what she uses and where she uses it.



BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!!
11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!!
Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!!
GonzoStyle
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 12:00 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Anyway, my new boy doesn't fall asleep in bed....he just falls asleep on his way to my house



That's even worse he doesn't even wait for the sex, how bad can you be?


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shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government
of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 12:18 AM      
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quote:

how bad can you be?


A picture is worth a thousand words...



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When we held on to the guns

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GonzoStyle
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 12:21 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Hey I can't complain I have to thank FMFB for finally curing my insomnia. I fantasized about her while masturbating and conked out before i could even get wood.

"babies don't sleep this well."


"These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation
shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government
of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
-- Abraham Lincoln

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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 12:34 AM      
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quote:

That's even worse he doesn't even wait for the sex, how bad can you be?



Its not me I swear! Geeez! :)

quote:

Try masturbation. I'm sure you'll knock yourself out.


quote:

Or a ball peen hammer to the temple.



Nice so one suggests petting the poodle while the other suggests suicide...I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.


"I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman
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GonzoStyle
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 12:43 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.



Yet I am willing to bet, your boyfriend amazingly feels rather drowsy by now.


"These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation
shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government
of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
-- Abraham Lincoln

She-Mail Me Here

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 12:56 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Yet I am willing to bet, your boyfriend amazingly feels rather drowsy by now.



LOL I have no idea...I don't speak to him that much during the week because of our schedules....perhaps if I was more exciting I would.... ;)

Maybe I should start posting in the insomniac thread...I can help others in need of sleep....


"I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman
USA




GonzoStyle
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 1:38 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I don't speak to him that much during the week



Ohh those are his sleepless nights then i guess.


"These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation
shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government
of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
-- Abraham Lincoln

She-Mail Me Here

o&aswallow
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 2:22 PM      
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And you thought old guys fall asleep? Tisk, tisk .


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GonzoStyle
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 9:47 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

And you thought old guys fall asleep? Tisk, tisk .



Well at your age OAS they are called naps.


"These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation
shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government
of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
-- Abraham Lincoln

She-Mail Me Here

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 10-09-2001 @ 9:50 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Well at your age OAS they are called naps.



Or being taken off life support


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
GonzoStyle
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 9:55 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Or being taken off life support



I was wondering where the painter disappeared to.


"These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation
shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government
of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
-- Abraham Lincoln

She-Mail Me Here

TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 9:57 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Or being taken off life support



and being put under.


BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!!
11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!!
Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!!


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