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Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 9:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Sorry about that, Shelle, I need to work on my aim.


Speaking of AIM... FUCK AIM FOR NOT WORKING


So How Was Phantom Of The Opera?

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 12:48 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

#3. I will pay someone to kill my boss... or I'll do it myself.



Uhmmmm...Shelle...I doubt the "abuse" is that bad, or you would've quit or done something a long time ago. Maybe you ::gasp:: like the attention?? Just a thought.... And you should watch what ya say about killing people...something happens and ::poof:: you're a suspect ;)

psst...how much is the pay?



"I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman
USA




Psycho Bitch
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 12:57 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

If she was looking for attention she would be Strawberry



See that's funny...'cause the way I see it Strawberry doesn't have to look for attention...it usually finds her, especially around here :)

See that...she hasn't even been around and her name is still being brought up. I know you all miss her doncha?? lol ;)


I want to read your mind To know just what I've got in this new thing I've found
So tell me what I see when I look in your eyes Is that you baby or just a brilliant disguise

Let it be me, I'll be your poetry in motion. A desolate island when you sail the deep blue ocean. All your tomorrows for all your yesterdays. I'll be a lamb or a lion you can tame. And I hope and I pray that my offer will find its way. Yes I know there'll come a day, when in return I'll need the same. Let it be me, the star who guides you through the night. I'll make it worth your while.


GonzoStyle
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:56 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Uhmmmm...Shelle...I doubt the "abuse" is that bad, or you would've quit or done something a long time ago. Maybe you ::gasp:: like the attention?? Just a thought.... And you should watch what ya say about killing people...something happens and ::poof:: you're a suspect



Yeah shellie you are better off taking FMFB to work with you, she'll put your boss to sleep for you and you won't have to deal with him.


"These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation
shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government
of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
-- Abraham Lincoln

She-Mail Me Here

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 11:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Yeah shellie you are better off taking FMFB to work with you, she'll put your boss to sleep for you and you won't have to deal with him.



Hmmm...maybe I should open a business...

Husband or boss getting on your nerves? Don't kill them....let me lull them to sleep with my presence... ;)




"I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman
USA




CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 12:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
hey FMFB...FU for stealing my lunchbox ;)



And breathing is a foreign task
and thinking's just too much to ask

and you're measuring your minutes
by a clock thats blinking eights
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 12:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Hey CLS...FU for pushing my face into the sand in the sandbox.


"I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman
USA




CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 12:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
oh yeah? well FU for putting sand down my pants after i stopped putting your face in the sandbox!



And breathing is a foreign task
and thinking's just too much to ask

and you're measuring your minutes
by a clock thats blinking eights
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 12:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Oh yea!!! Well FU for peeing in a cup and saying it was apple juice!


"I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman
USA




CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 12:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Oh yeah!!!! well FU for giving me your cooties next to the monkey bars! so there!



And breathing is a foreign task
and thinking's just too much to ask

and you're measuring your minutes
by a clock thats blinking eights
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 12:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Oh yeah!?!! Well FU for making me eat a mud pie behind the slides and FU for telling everyone I gave you cooties!!

Cause I don't have cooties! YOU DO!

Circle, circle, dot dot now I got the cootie shot....SO THERE!!!!!!!


"I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman
USA




IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 10-10-2001 @ 12:40 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
FU to the both of ya for making me read that!







Unfortunately, I already asked her but she said "I Love the Froy!"
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!
CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 12:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
oh yeah???? well FU for telling the teacher that i was copying your fractions homework!!!

and all girls have cooties!!! SO THERE!!!!!



oh and alkey shhhh me and FMFB are trying to have an adult conversation :)



And breathing is a foreign task
and thinking's just too much to ask

and you're measuring your minutes
by a clock thats blinking eights


This message was edited by CriticsLoveSnatch on 10-10-01 @ 12:44 PM
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 12:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Oh yeah?!?!?!?! Well FU for stealing my Barbie's head and putting it in the toilet in the boy's bathroom.

And FU for coming to my house and peeing in my pool and then telling my mom it was me!

And I don't have cooties...you do!

I'm like rubber, you're like glue whatever you say to me bounces off and sticks to you!! SO THERE!!


"I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman
USA




Maynard
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 12:56 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
ZZzzzzzzZzzZzZZZzzzz.........

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 10-10-2001 @ 1:17 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
FU to Maynard for falling asleep during the "adult conversation." :)





Unfortunately, I already asked her but she said "I Love the Froy!"
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!
CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 1:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
awww...look we're boring JustMaynard...lets see, care? lol

as for you FMFB...

OH YEAH????!?!?!? well FU for throwing spitballs at me, then getting me in trouble and getting me sent to the principal's office!!

and if i do have cooties, its because you gave them to me, everyone knows the only way to get the cooties is from hanging with icky girls!! So there! HA!

nyah nyah!!

2000!!!


And breathing is a foreign task
and thinking's just too much to ask

and you're measuring your minutes
by a clock thats blinking eights


This message was edited by CriticsLoveSnatch on 10-10-01 @ 1:21 PM
Sephiroth
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 1:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
OH GOD I KILLED A MAN !! I DIDNT MEAN TO... WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!


L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES

Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath.

CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 1:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
god seph i wish i could be as funny as you. the way you repeat the same thing over and over again for 4 weeks? damn, you and your rapier sharp wit are too much for me.



And breathing is a foreign task
and thinking's just too much to ask

and you're measuring your minutes
by a clock thats blinking eights
Sephiroth
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 1:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
It's not easy CLS. But once you stop tripping over your massive ego and learn to lighten-up, you should be alright.

But since this is real life and not some bizzaro-world, you will never be funny and/or witty.

In any case, i am laughing.


L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES

Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath.

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 10-10-2001 @ 1:50 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Just when I thought this thread had hit rock bottom... you homos take it to an all new low.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 1:51 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
If I may sum this up......
Critics and Funbags sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!
First comes the love.......(Critics wake up)
Then comes the Marriage......
Then comes Critics JR. in a baby carriage....


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 2:08 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

If I may sum this up......
Critics and Funbags sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!
First comes the love.......(Critics wake up)
Then comes the Marriage......
Then comes Critics JR. in a baby carriage....


An even newer low, Froy?






Unfortunately, I already asked her but she said "I Love the Froy!"
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 2:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Jeeze I go to lunch and all hell breaks loose ;)

Maynard...wake UP!! :)

CLS...Oh yeah?!?! FU for baking brownies and saying they were real but there was doggie doo in em!

And FU for tapping my shoulder in class and getting me in trouble for talking to you!

And like me and like CLS are not like sitting in like a tree cause like we are like scared of heights.




"I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman
USA




IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 2:35 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
FMFB, go back to lunch. It's gonna get worse.





Unfortunately, I already asked her but she said "I Love the Froy!"
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!


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