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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: The Inability to Sing | ||||
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| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 11-07-2001 @ 3:02 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01  | Puberty is a bitch. The young boys start getting hair all over their bodies. Yuck. | ||||
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC | posted on 11-08-2001 @ 12:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I have to admit.. Ant's comment yesterday was really evil, but I laughed my ass off when I heard it (sorry Froy, i did) But, it also made me think of an old Harry Chapin song that I think Froy could appreciate right about now.. (and yes, I know how cheesy this is going to look, but quite frankly, I don't care) Mr. Tanner Mister Tanner was a cleaner from a town in the Midwest. And of all the cleaning shops around he'd made his the best. But he also was a baritone who sang while hanging clothes. He practiced scales while pressing tails and sang at local shows. His friends and neighbors praised the voice that poured out from his throat. They said that he should use his gift instead of cleaning coats. But music was his life, it was not his livelihood, and it made him feel so happy and it made him feel so good. And he sang from his heart and he sang from his soul. He did not know how well he sang; It just made him whole. His friends kept working on him to try music out full time. A big debut and rave reviews, a great career to climb. Finally they got to him, he would take the fling. A concert agent in New York agreed to have him sing. And there were plane tickets, phone calls, money spent to rent the hall. It took most of his savings but he gladly used them all. But music was his life, it was not his livelihood, and it made him feel so happy and it made him feel so good. And he sang from his heart and he sang from his soul. He did not know how well he sang; It just made him whole. The evening came, he took the stage, his face set in a smile. And in the half filled hall the critics sat watching on the aisle. But the concert was a blur to him, spatters of applause. He did not know how well he sang, he only heard the flaws. But the critics were concise, it only took four lines. But no one could accuse them of being overkind. (spoken) Mr. Martin Tanner, Baritone, of Dayton, Ohio made his Town Hall debut last night. He came well prepared, but unfortunately his presentation was not up to contemporary professional standards. His voice lacks the range of tonal color necessary to make it consistently interesting. (sung) Full time consideration of another endeavor might be in order. He came home to Dayton and was questioned by his friends. Then he smiled and just said nothing and he never sang again, excepting very late at night when the shop was dark and closed. He sang softly to himself as he sorted through the clothes. Music was his life, it was not his livelihood, and it made him feel so happy and it made him feel so good. And he sang from his heart and he sang from his soul. He did not know how well he sang; It just made him whole  No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!! "Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!" | ||||
| Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 11-08-2001 @ 1:04 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | Sheesh, we make fun of ur singing in BD and BAM an FU from the Froy. Eh, don't worry, at least you didn't go apeshit like Mariah Carey and ruin your board. EDIT* quote: And I'm the Attention Whore?? *thinks* Yeah, I'm a better one.  "Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me. This message was edited by Shelle Bink on 11-8-01 @ 1:12 PM | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 11-08-2001 @ 10:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Well, even though The Painter already mentioned it...maybe the eunuch thing would work out for you Froy. After all, well, you know...  | ||||
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