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FollowThisLogic
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posted on 01-18-2002 @ 7:49 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

If i were you, i'd wouldnt mess with mod......


Heh, 4 minutes late....

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posted on 01-18-2002 @ 8:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

lumpdiddy, you're black, right?




lmmfao-what is the politically correct name for Racial profiling? anyone?



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VooDude
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 1:11 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

If you are parked on the side of the road, and a car goes by you doing 80, and you waited 10 seconds to pull out, how long and what speed would you have to do to get behind that car??

OK, follow this logic...

1 hour = 3600 seconds
80 MPH = .022 MPS
Therefore, when going 80 MPH, you would travel .22 miles in 10 seconds.

90 MPH = .025 MPS

At 90 MPH, The cop will close on you by .003 miles every second. If you are .22 miles ahead of the cop, she will close the distance in 74 seconds. (.003 x 74 = .22). Actually, it will take a little longer.....whatever amount of time it takes for her to get to 90 MPH. But, you can expect her in less than 2 minutes.

Fuck, I can't believe I'm doing math on Friday night. And I have no idea if my logic is right.
quote:

lmmfao-what is the politically correct name for Racial profiling? anyone?
Guys in mini-vans profiling ?
quote:

abutment(sp)

Yes!! spelled correctly.

a·but·ment n.
A structure that supports the end of a bridge.


lumpdiddy
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 1:22 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
VooDude.... I guess you could see why this officer couldn't have paced me and pulled me over right? Not all within 1 mile of her previous traffic stop...
I commend thee......

Logic boy would still believe cops don't lie. Hell, he probably believes OJ is innocent...

VooDude
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 1:50 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Not all within 1 mile of her previous traffic stop...

It would take about 3 miles...

lumpdiddy
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 1:51 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
voodude, not that it matters, but you get #1 vote from me on this entire F'n site..
(and I stress the F in this site)

Meatbus
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 1:54 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

She wrote everything out wrong on the ticket. Speed zone, year of vehicle, license plate #, and how many people were in the car,and 80 in a 65 (when its a 55 mph zone)
Calm down diddy. By law, if an officer is so inept that they make blaring mistakes, or outright falsify information on a ticket, the ticket becomes void. That's common sense. If everything was wrong on it as you claim (highly unlikely, but possible), that's the easiest thing to prove. Especially now that she's under investigation. Just out of curiousity, how would you know this?

For the record, females should not be cops for various reasons.
quote:

"Fast in the furious"
Isn't that a prison rape film?





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VooDude
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 2:04 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

(and I stress the F in this site)

...and I stress that I'm not defending you. By your own numbers, she caught you within 3 miles, and 2 minutes....that's not too bad actually.

The only only question I have is: Was she hot? I love women in uniform!!

lumpdiddy
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 9:10 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
Meatbus. I know shes under investigation, because I filed the complaint against her that put her there.
I wish the ticket was void, but while at court, the prosecutor ammended EVERYTHING until it was to their liking.
In theory, the ticket should be void, but as I found out by experience, it won't help someone in court.
Shes was under investigation for just an 'undeserved summons' but the NJSP changed that later to 'falsifying records','professional misconduct','misleading statements' and probably perjury after she decided to do so in court...

I've sat with 2 investigators, we reviewed a lot of shit, we even watched the videotape of the traffic stop and you can hear her lies spewing from her trap.
People here on this site can call me what they may, I can give two shits about it (its actually kinda fun), But all the shit I wrote is 100% accurate. Believe me, if it wasn't, I'd be opening a case of slander against myself by my own state police force. I have all documents and court transcripts to back my F U..

I continue to say F U to logic boy, cause he's the biggest f'n idiot on this site (it seems)..

and voodude, she did catch me within 3 miles, but the problem is to pace someone you have to follow them for a period of time and keep the same distance between both your vehicles.
So with your calculations, you again only prove that the statements this cop made in court and wrote in her notes on her ticket are false
(re. followed suspects vehicle for over a mile, in center lane, staying 6-7 carlengths behind vehicle)
Its all a lie...
I'm not gonna sit here and explain the entire scenerio, I gave my F U and am just defending myself. So FUCK Ya'LL who feels they know the truth, when they don't know LUMPY SHIT !!!


SweetAngel
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 9:27 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

80 in a 65 (when its a 55 mph zone).

quote:

I WASN"T FUCKING DOING 80 MPH. I was doing 65.

quote:

I'm white as white can be barf. Upperclass neighborhood, born and raised.

quote:

Minivan is wifeys vehicle. can't fit all those kids in my 1st generation DSM, nutsackbag.


Here's my question, are you arguing the fact that you got a ticket, or that fact that you got an incorrect ticket? Because you admit you were doing 65 in a 55 (not unusual, but still ticketable, correct? You were just unlucky enough to be caught.

Or are you just pissed off because you feel that with your white, upperclass upbringing you are above the law?

From where I sit, you sir, look like a complete asshole.

And, as a side note, can anyone tell me what a first generation DSM is? And should I be impressed?

**EDIT** Is anyone else reminded of the pizza delivery guy from a couple months ago? :)




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This message was edited by SweetAngel on 1-19-02 @ 9:30 AM
lumpdiddy
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 9:38 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
Oh MY FUCKING GOD !!!!!!
A nother logic expert..
Look , twat, how do you arrive at the logic that I got caught.
Let me explain this again, s l o w e r ....
The ticket was written out for 8 0 M P H, not 6 5 M P H....
If I was written out a ticket for 65 in a 55, I'd a paid the Fucking thing...
But the sad fact is, no one gets ticketed for 65mph because that area of the highway people drive that at the slowest speed. Even the officer wrote the ticket for 80 in a 6 5 cause SHE even thought it was 65...

Are you this woman officers sister? Cause you both are sounding like the same dumb fucking broad...

But , thats right, I'm the complete asshole since I didn't just pay the fine and move on.. Let the cops bend you over and take it...
I'm not gonna take it..

Next time you steal a 50 cent candy bar from the store, I hope they charge you for stealing a $1,000 stereo also... You didn't do it right? But you DID steal something, so just pay the fine and do the time for a Bogus charge, right??

That is your logic, either you realize it or not..

lumpdiddy
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 9:38 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
Oh MY FUCKING GOD !!!!!!
A nother logic expert..
Look , twat, how do you arrive at the logic that I got caught.
Let me explain this again, s l o w e r ....
The ticket was written out for 8 0 M P H, not 6 5 M P H....
If I was written out a ticket for 65 in a 55, I'd a paid the Fucking thing...
But the sad fact is, no one gets ticketed for 65mph because that area of the highway people drive that at the slowest speed. Even the officer wrote the ticket for 80 in a 6 5 cause SHE even thought it was 65...

Are you this woman officers sister? Cause you both are sounding like the same dumb fucking broad...

But , thats right, I'm the complete asshole since I didn't just pay the fine and move on.. Let the cops bend you over and take it...
I'm not gonna take it..

Next time you steal a 50 cent candy bar from the store, I hope they charge you for stealing a $1,000 stereo also... You didn't do it right? But you DID steal something, so just pay the fine and do the time for a Bogus charge, right??

That is your logic, either you realize it or not..

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posted on 01-19-2002 @ 10:06 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

Is anyone else reminded of the pizza delivery guy from a couple months ago?
Yes, now that you mention it. ONly trouble is...
quote:

I had my 2 little kids, their 2 friends, and wifey in our new minivan.
Could this douchebag have made 2(TWO!) junior douchebags that quickly? What is the gestation period for douchebags? VooDude, you might have to get out your sliderule for this one.



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SweetAngel
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 10:08 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
My question was if you were pissed because you got a ticket, or if you were pissed because you got an incorrect one. Maybe I should have typed it S L O W E R so YOU could understand that.

It's pretty obvious that you have bigger issues than just getting an incorrect ticket. Perhaps you should seek help.

And no, I have no sisters who are troopers, nor do I steal. But if I'm caught speeding (legitimately) I would expect to pay the price.

Of course, I'm just a "twat" and a "dumb fucking broad", so what would I know?

My opinion remains...you, sir, are an asshole...and not because you didn't "pay the fine and move on".





I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter




This message was edited by SweetAngel on 1-19-02 @ 10:12 AM
lumpdiddy
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 10:23 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
I didn't answer your question, because its a stupid question.
quote:

My question was if you were pissed because you got a ticket, or if you were pissed because you got an incorrect one.


Y E S, to both of your scenerios....
I'm pissed cause I got a ticket, AND I'm pissed because I got an incorrect ticket...

I wouldn't have gotten a ticket for 65 in a 55.. NO ONE DOES ON A MAJOR HIGHWAY....

But I know, you're gonna answer back that people do.... I expect that...

Don't take any of this attitude to heart people... Geeeesh.... This IS the internet, where chic's say their hot (and ther not) and fella's say their the coolest (damn dweebs)...

Get a grip peoples, don't get so offended..

remember F:eek:U site here, its not the Montel Show...
:p


FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 11:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Hey, know what guys? I figured it out.

This dude just has a problem with authority figures.

Look how he's attacking me. I bet he attacked the cop in the same way, cause he was pissed about being pulled over.

You're not the only one that can parody a username, "limpdicky".

I don't have time for your problems with authority. You obviously just don't like authority figures telling you that you're wrong. I bet you got into a lot of trouble in school, too. You hate authority figures so much that you think they're always wrong, no matter what, and you're always right, so you get pissed off at them.

There's a big difference between me and the Trooper, though.

When the Trooper was done with you, you got your ticket and were on your way.

When I'm done toying with you, I'm banning you from this site.

Have a nice day. :D

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lumpdiddy
posted on 01-20-2002 @ 7:43 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
Will you just ban me already, prickface...
Just like dicks.. Always making promises and never following thru...
See... I'm already done here.. I gave my F U...
Everything else after was just funtime....

How's this for authority? There goes your rant. -FTL


This message was edited by FollowThisLogic on 1-20-02 @ 3:30 PM
SweetAngel
posted on 01-20-2002 @ 9:35 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Three days later...still an asshole. Is it too late to add "arrogant" to my assessment?





I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter


FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 01-20-2002 @ 3:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Will you just ban me already, prickface...
Just like dicks.. Always making promises and never following thru...

Well... if ya twist my arm...

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.Everyone else has a scrolling marquee in their sigs. I was beginning to feel left out.
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posted on 01-21-2002 @ 6:08 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
damn..
the old trick of seeing what the original post was by hitting the reply button doesn't work anymore...

And I was SOOOO hoping to see that FTL wiped like a page and an hour's worth of typing from that last post.


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posted on 01-25-2002 @ 10:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
ahh police are good

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posted on 01-28-2002 @ 7:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
I'll be honest, I was waiting for him to post: "STERN RULES!"

But it appears he was just a legitimate hothead.


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