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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: My on-going F-u to the Garden State Parkway Project | ||||
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| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 02-13-2002 @ 2:35 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01  | Fu to the dumbass bitch driving in the red mercedes! When you merge onto the highway, you merge! Not whip across four lanes of traffic and almost side swipe me! Look where you are going twat! Stop putting your makeup on in the car and pay a little attention! "Remember, where-ever you go...there you are." "Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 03-02-2002 @ 1:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Fuck You to the Winnie from Ontario, with the trailer! You fucking French Canadian frog! Did you ever think to use your mirrors BEFORE YOU FUCKING MAKE A LANE CHANGE? DID YOU EVER THINK TO LOOK BEHIND YOU TO SEE IF YOUR TRAILER WAS OK? THE FUCKING GODDAMN THING HAD A FLAT TIRE AND WAS SWINGING FROM LANE TO LANE! AND THANKS FOR WAVING TO ME AS I HONKED MY HORN AS I DROVE BY! I WASN"T HONKING BECAUSE I AM AN RV ENTHUSIAST, IT WAS BECAUSE YOU WERE ABOUT TO LOSE YOUR TRAILER YOU DUMB FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKING WASTELAND OF A COUNTRY! "Remember, where-ever you go...there you are." "Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 03-02-2002 @ 1:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | [bill murray talking to a groundhog] Don't drive angry. [/bill murray talking to a groundhog] Damn and, I thought I got pissed of at people that drive like shit. Hey, here's one that's been driving me absolutely insane for the past couple years. Those effin registration stickers. When you renew your reg. they send them to you to apply to your license plateS. How many people have you seen with them both on the rear plate? Why? Because there's two rectangles in the top corners. So, 2 rectangles = 2 stickers, right? Do they not know Left from Right? This is definately possible. They are very often the same fucking douchebags that are going 60 in the LEFT fucking lane. I can only imagine how humorous it must be to them when leaving a toll plaza they see that HUGE sign that says "KEEP RIGHT". Do they slap there knee and say to themself "Ha Ha... the arrow is pointing to the left"? Or, maybe it's that NJ has, for as long as I can remember, had similar reg stickers for trailors and commercial vehicles that were applied to the top left corner of the plate. So, people just discard the instruction card without reading it and assume that because these stickers look like those stickers that that must be where they go. Only to discover later that they supposed to be on the other side. And, then apply the second sticker to same plate on the opposite side. I wonder if after they apply both stickers to the rear plate do they chuckle to themselves about how stupid the NJMVS is that they didn't send them enough stickers to do the front as well? And, it's getting worse. Now that most vehicles are on their second or third set of stickers. These effin idiots don't want to cover up last year's sticker with this year's. So, they're now turning up in all sorts of bizaar locations. I've have actually seen them applied to the vehicle and not the plate at all. Yes, on the car's bumper or windshield or the trunk lid next to the plate. For fuck's sake you don't even have to read the fuckin' card. There's a picture. With an arrow. It clearly points to the top right corner of each plate. And, I'm obviously not the only person that has noticed this. Each time I get a new set the card becomes more and more descript on sticker placement.  Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 03-26-2002 @ 3:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I am so sick of asshole drivers who go ten miles under the speed limit every goddamn time there is moisture on the road! Go Faster or pull over and get the fuck out of the way of those of us who have places to be! :eek: :eek: :eek: "Remember, where-ever you go...there you are." "Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin | ||||
| PlasticMan G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist | posted on 03-26-2002 @ 5:54 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | Okay, weighing in with my opinions late, but:quote: quote: Do you realize that you're forcing these people to do that? At least try to stay consistent in your incoherent rantings!!! Stop breaking the pills in half. Take the whole Prozac. .. It wasn't lies, it was just...bullshit. | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 03-29-2002 @ 5:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Hey ass fuck I pass in the passing lane and move over It is called obeying traffic laws you dimestore twit! :rolleyes: "Remember, where-ever you go...there you are." "Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 03-29-2002 @ 7:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | I gotta disagree there GRABMYJUNK. That kinda attitude that both you and av8er have expressed here really ticks the barch off. To paraphrase an old George Carlin bit: "Anyone going slower than you is an asshole and, anyone going faster is a lunatic." Who appointed you to descide for all of us what a safe amount over the speed limit is? The law says. The left lane is for passing ONLY. So, if you're not passing someone, you are breaking the law. Doesn't matter how fast you're going. It is AGAINST THE LAW to drive in the left lane if you are not actively overtaking another vehicle. You don't get to pick and choose which cars you're going to get out of the way for. And, for god's sake... If there's someone behind you following too close, swerving to the left and to the right, flashing there headlights off & on... GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY. Do you really want to be in front of them that bad? Wouldn't everyone be better off if you just move over and let them speed off? You can impress your girlfriend by telling her what a jackass the guy is and, get on with your life. Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| suicidalsteve | posted on 03-30-2002 @ 4:30 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | hey barch, two comments for u. first off i didnt know it was possible but yeah i got a ticket tonight coming home from my girlfriends house at 2am on the parkway for driving in the left lane. i thought the cop was fucking with me but realized he wasnt once i had a ticket in my hand and he was gone. and the other thing, i will NEVER move outta the way of some lunatic who is up my ass trying to get me to move over. last week driving on the parkway i was doing 82 in a 55 and some jackass is behind me with his brights tailgating me to the point where he is more or less playing bumpercars with me. now why would i move over? to reward him for being a prick? nah, i dont think so. instead i slowed down a bit to piss him off and made sure he couldnt pass me for a solid 10 exits or so. call me an idiot or a tool or whatever, but no way would i ever move over for some asshole like that. oh and grabmyjunk, just a shot in the dark here but guessing u get some pretty nice cases of roadrage here and there. | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 03-30-2002 @ 8:34 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | That's terrific sueysteve. I hope you feel good about pissin' people off. And, I can't tell you how happy I am that you got a ticket for being a fucking douchebag. I'm also glad that you get such a chuckle out of road rage because, in case you haven't figured it out yet... It's your fault. You're the fucking douchebag that causes road rage. So, every time you hear that someone has been killed in a road rage incident you can know that you were personally responsible. So, you go ahead and laugh about the guy you're pissing off behind you. You are so cool. Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| suicidalsteve | posted on 03-30-2002 @ 5:57 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Going 60 in the left lane with no one else on the road at 2am is being a fucking douchebag? Actually you're right, what the hell was i thinking???? And i'm the fucking douchebag that causes road rage? Once again, you're right, it's me thats the problem and not the guy swerving in and out of every lane cutting everyone off going about 50 miles over the speed limit. But because of your wise words, maybe yeah now I am going to feel completely personally responsible the next time I hear someone died because of a road rage incident. Fucking douchebag. | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 03-30-2002 @ 7:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | Did he just invoke the marion defense? I call him a fucking douchebag and his response is: "No, you're a fucking douchebag" Long Live the "Syndication Underground" This message was edited by barch97 on 3-30-02 @ 8:17 PM | ||||
| BIV G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xenophobe Defense Brigade Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am. The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs. I am one uninformed hound. | posted on 03-30-2002 @ 8:13 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | F U to all of you jerk-offs who insist on going less than 60 or more than 70. If you you have a problem with me going the speed limit then take it up with my bumper asshole. If all you morons would drive the speed limit, then cities such as New York, Los Angeles, and Seattle wouldn't have nearly the congestion. Slow the fuck down, you screwing it up for the rest of us, Deek! The Trend Is Fucking Over! And Gone Forever! BIV | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 3:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I only drive in the left lane to pass, it is the rule of the road. It is generally accepted by motorists in Jersey that you can go approximately five miles over the speed limit and 65 in the 55 without getting pulled over. and anyone who drives during peak hours know that driving 55 in the 55 will get you killed. Cops have even said that they generally allow people to go about 9 miles per hour over the limit before they decide to pull out and pull you over. What pisses me off are the people who whip up on your ass as you are driving in the left lane passing someone and flash their lights at you. Additionally I really get pissed off at those assholes who come up on your ass in the center lane and flash their lights! "Remember, where-ever you go...there you are." "Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin | ||||
| Boodadude | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 9:49 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | quote: I don't give a fuck if your going 110 if I want to go 130 move the FUCK OUT OF THE WAY! I don't flash my lights but, are you in charge of regulating my speed move over Idiot! Because something is happening here But you don't know what it is Do you, Mister Jones? | ||||
| djOKterrific | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 1:49 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 00 | :mad: hehe, I'll send an even bigger F U to the ongoing fucking construction on Route 80, and all the dumbfucks who got into accidents on April 1 (in particular, the van that was on fire in the morning, and whatever happenened on the upper level of the GWB towards 5 o'clock rush hour). Great joke, I was in the car for 4+ hours sitting in traffic that day! Also, on the topic of left lane passing, here's another brain buster! Do the fucks that have to drive slow as shit in my favorite lane check their rear veiw mirrors? You see us coming up fast, just act accoringly and get over so we're not riding your ass when we get up to you. I do the same when I see people coming up fast. Common sense, use it! djOKterrific "How'd ya like to mow my lawn... ehhh?" | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 9:46 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | So much to say... So little time... First: Boodadude, I can't believe we actually agree on something :-D Right on brutha... Second: djOKterrific, I have actually considered picking one of these douchebags every night on my way home. Following them to where ever it is that douchebags go and busting the fucking mirrors off of their car. What? They're obviously NOT FUCKING USING THEM. Next: quote:It's not just a "rule of the road". It's the fuckin' law. It is illegal (in NJ) to use the left lane for anything but passing. I don't think ppl hear this often enough. And, I don't think enough ppl actually believe it. The law is not enforced very frequently. For the simple reason that it is not easy to enforce. When you see a cop pull up behind you... you fuckin' MOVE. So, the cop goes by and doesn't give you a second thought. The case where this law is most often cited is when the cop is being nice. Instead of writing you for going 20mph over and getting you a big ass fine and 4 points... Out of pure sympathy and kindness they will sometimes write you for "failure to keep right". Still a fine. Not as high and NO points. Which brings me to suicidalsteve... You don't know how fuckin' lucky you are to have gotten that ticket. But, oh wait... there's one more common situation where cops will write tickets for that violation... When fuckin' douchebags like yourself are driving in the left lane and not paying any attention to a goddamn thing around them and refuse to move over and let the cop pass. One more thing... To all you fuckers that think it's illegal to use the lane to the right of your slow ass to pass your slow ass... YOU'RE WRONG The often referred to "passing on the right" means passin on the right using a nondesignated lane. If I pass you on the shoulder or on the grass... That's illegal. If I pass you in the center lane and you're in the left lane... It is NOT illegal. So, get over yourself and GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY. Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| djOKterrific | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 1:14 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 00 | lol, well said barch97! :D djOKterrific "How'd ya like to mow my lawn... ehhh?" | ||||
| PlasticMan G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 4:41 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | Barch, Thanks for so perfectly stating EVERYTHING I would have said during my absence. I couldn't agree more. I especially liked the Carlin quote, which I would have used if I could've remembered the source. .. It wasn't lies, it was just...bullshit. | ||||
| PlasticMan G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 5:05 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | Oh yeah, and grabmyjunk: [Frenchy]Suck it![/Frenchy] .. It wasn't lies, it was just...bullshit. | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 04-04-2002 @ 12:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | I would just like to add a HUGE FU to all the stupid fucking douchebags this morning that had to fucking stop to look at the burnt remains of the NJ Transit bus on the fucking median. No lanes blocked. No flaming wreckage in the raod. Fire had occurred 2(TWO!) hours earlier. No fucking flaming paople runnig down the road. Just a lot of fucking nosey fucking douchebags stopping in all five (local & express) fucking lanes to look at the charred bus. FUCK YOU Long Live the "Syndication Underground" This message was edited by barch97 on 4-4-02 @ 12:43 PM | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 04-06-2002 @ 12:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Barch, I don't know where you grew up but rule of the road=law. dumbass! Smooches! :) :) :) :) :rolleyes: >:o "Remember, where-ever you go...there you are." "Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 04-06-2002 @ 1:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | I didn't say you were wrong. I just think "rule of the road" kind of implies that it is a mere courtesy to other drivers. In much the same way that "rule of thumb" isn't a "real" rule. You don't have to follow all the rules of the road when you're in a hurry, do you? So, back the fuck off... We're on the same side here. :-D Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 05-30-2002 @ 3:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Major Fuck you to the Ocean township cop who, while out of his jurisdiction in Neptune, decided to pull me over fo a broken taillight which occurred the night before and cited me for failure to maintain lamps, then cited me because I did not have my new picture license yet but the card, which says right on it: "to be used as a temporary license until photo is taken". Then after doing a check on my license discovered that there was a $75.00 warrant out for my arrest (which I swear I did not even know about)and decided to take me in. Which, because he took my wallet and threw it back into my car, I could not post bail and was forced not only spend the evening in a lovely urine scented cell, but also after being dismissed by the judge the next morning, was forced to walk back from Long Branch to Neptune. Fuck you you pathetic small dicked Faggot! What you couldn't get laid in high school so you have to take it out on the rest of us? I have respect for the officers in blue and applaud their profession, but you are one pathetic excuse for a human being! Even the Long Branch Officers called you an asshole! Oh and by the way I believe that threatening me while I was in booking to get me not to fight my tickets because you have 12 months to charge me with additional violations is AGAINST THE LAW! Fuck you! you bastard! I hope you have a good time when your chief gets a call from my Lawyer! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: "Remember, where-ever you go...there you are." "Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 05-30-2002 @ 3:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | Oh yeah... I'm sure he was out to get you. You did nothing wrong. He made it all up. Because there is obviously so much for him to gain by fucking with you. btw... Where do you think this officer's "jurisdiction" ended? Are you aware that there are NJ state guidelines that dictate how ALL law enforcement officers are trained and that ALL law enforcement officers employed by any municipality in New Jersey are authorized to enforce (among other things) ALL title 39 statutes anywhere in the state of New Jersey whether they are on duty or in uniform or in a police car or carrying a snow cone? Was your light broken? That's illegal. And, not just to be a pain in your ass. It's a law because it's unsafe. You put other people and property in danger. Did you have a warrant out for your arrest? So, again, you were wrong but it's the cop's fault. Did the cop get a raise or a promotion or a bonus for capturing such a dangerous criminal as yourself? Yeah, that's what I thought. Shut the fuck up, pay the fine and, thank the cop for not sticking a plunger handle up your ass.  Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 05-30-2002 @ 4:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Number one My taillight was cracked and worked. Number two I don't even know what the warrant was for! Three Township Officers are not supposed to go outside their jurisdiction unless they have probable cause, let me repeat this: PROBABLE CAUSE!!! I was not speeding, I was using my blinkers, wearing my seatbelt. Even the judge who heard my case the next morning debated the legality of the situation so go fuck yourself you arrogant dork! "Remember, where-ever you go...there you are." "Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin | ||||
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