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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-12-2002 @ 11:33 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
RETARDS TO THE LEFT OF ME
FOREIGNERS TO THE RIGHT
HERE I AM
STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU

Order in the fuckin' thread!
Take this crap elsewhere and stop defiling the H.B.I.C's shit.
Sub, I demand to see your papers. Having you removed from the country might be our only salvation.





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 05-12-2002 @ 11:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
sorry, lush.you pick out a collar yet?
btw, happy day

is that back on topic enough yet?



JYD 4 LIFE! WOOF WOOF!


My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!


this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because


This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 5-12-02 @ 11:37 PM
Living Legend
WankTruster
What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then:
Living Legend=Faggot		posted on 05-12-2002 @ 11:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
Sorry silera, people just piss me off thats all. Happy Mother's day by the way.



"Sometimes you have to read every word to get the whole picture."
E-Mail/AIM
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 05-12-2002 @ 11:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:
Great... not only am I ignored in real life, I am ignored in my own Mother's Day thread. I don't care when you go off on tangents in my wow's, but I will not be ignored here.

Sorry



Happy Mommy's Day! :-D



Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 26 and 11
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 12:29 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
happy mothers day silera...even if it is 30min to late now. :-D ;)


"Because we don't know when we will die, We get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood? An afternoon that’s so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it. Perhaps four or five times more, perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless." -Brandon Lee
JYD-4-LIFE! woof!
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 12:33 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
you suck, hybrid



that is all



JYD 4 LIFE! WOOF WOOF!


My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!


this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 12:37 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
And he has two sigs.





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 12:37 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
And he has two sigs.

Edit* I said it once for each sig, just to prove a point.





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.


This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 5-13-02 @ 12:40 AM
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 12:39 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
and 7 lines of text...almost double the limit



JYD 4 LIFE! WOOF WOOF!


My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!


this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 12:46 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Yup. Another shitty mother's day is over.

No call. No card. No flowers.

Thank you all for sharing with me. I will now resume not giving a fuck.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dogs at??


SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 1:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
And he has two sigs.

and 7 lines of text...almost double the limit


Yea, HyBrid, reduce all of that.

quote:
Edit* I said it once for each sig, just to prove a point.


What point? That you know two Mays?

quote:
I will now resume not giving a fuck.


Good, you can join me, I wasn't giving a fuck in the first place.



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



Squidward
posted on 05-13-2002 @ 4:09 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
I know I'm late, but Happy Mother's Day to Silera, SweetAngel, and any other mothers on the board.

njstrawberry
posted on 05-13-2002 @ 9:05 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Silera, I love you girl. I really do and I wish you a very Happy Mother's Day (belated). BUT and I don't mean this in a harsh way, but rather than crying or getting upset that he didn't call you to thank you - find some comfort in the fact that you have two beautiful children, when many of us are not blessed with that possibility.



...Whenever, wherever...We're meant to be together...I'll be there and you'll be near...And that's the deal my dear...
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 05-13-2002 @ 10:47 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
I see you working hard for me
And wonder what it means:
Whether I will do the same
And give up my own dreams
To offer someone else my world,
A stranger from my womb,
And say: Here, take my life,
So you, not I, can bloom.

I often wonder at the depth
Of that cool sacrifice;
I know it can't be "just because,"
Or simply to be nice.

It is so awesome, I can't think
How I could make that choice,
Except I see something in you
That gives my own heart voice.

I see sometimes a happiness
Amid the stressed-out day
That no one else can hope to know
In any other way.

I feel it when you look at me
And understand sometimes
That things I do, I do for two,
And then your hard life shines.

And when I give you grief, I know
That all the bitter pain
Between a mom and growing child
Is simply like the rain

That alternates with sunny days,
Passion without end,
While underneath is more of life
Than we can comprehend.

And then I know, perhaps, why I
Like you might be so moved
To give my life to someone else,
And know that I have loved.





Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS
PlasticMan
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 1:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Silera, let me join the ranks of the belated Happy Mother's Day-ers.

I say take his ass to court for some child support, but I'm sure you've got your reasons.


Note: sig removed for Mother's Day inappropriatness...


This message was edited by PlasticMan on 5-13-02 @ 6:33 PM
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 1:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Thanks again... and Buttmunch, I'm touched. I'll toss your salad anytime.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??




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