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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: FUCK SHEAKSPEARE | ||||
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| Is Don on the phone? | posted on 03-23-2001 @ 5:53 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01  | Yeah, I can't figure that one out. Sooooo hard to see the obvious connotation. Does the phrase "right hand man" mean anything to you, dickweed? Are you really that stupid? Or are you differently abled? AP English, sure... You just put your hockey helmet back on, and enjoy that ride home in the little bus. DILLON!  AIM:isdononthephone | ||||
| Just Jon | posted on 03-23-2001 @ 6:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | Giraffe, anything else you'd like us to explain for your book report? -----  E-mail: [email protected] Adoptee: Baby Nicole & Napsky You listen to me! While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is I am a nay-sayer and a hatchet man in the fight against violence! I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King! My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method...is love. I love you, Sheriff Truman. | ||||
| Giraffe Raper | posted on 03-23-2001 @ 7:19 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | criticslovesnatch BZZZZZZZZZZZ WRONG TRY AGAIN DUMB ASS. That was a question on the motherfucking test i took and it means that when caeser dead anthony can nothing not that caeser is pulling the strings which is why they didn't kill anthony.and the first sheakspeare that you read in school is romeo and juliet you fucks. so before you diss me get off your high horses so you can fuck them dickheads "WHATS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMBNUTS" | ||||
| MrQuotes NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Missile Command | posted on 03-23-2001 @ 7:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | man are you gonna have a ball come hamlet im not sure if ur cursin me off i really didnt say anything at all... just to say though there are things harder than shakespeare so u may want to brace urself  300 posts and i still have no fucking clue | ||||
| Giraffe Raper | posted on 03-23-2001 @ 8:26 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | mr. qoutes im not dissin you so dont worry. but i dont think anybody reads any of my fuckin posts. i like books "to kill a mocking bird", "1984", "grapes of wrath", and "of mice and men". I JUST FUCKING HATE SHEAKSPEARE SO GET THE FUCK OVER IT "WHATS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMBNUTS" | ||||
| PatCooper | posted on 03-23-2001 @ 9:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I cant wait to see your new status tomorrow. | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 03-23-2001 @ 9:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | hey Mr. AP English let me run something down for you Of Mice and Men - 8th grade To Kill a Mockingbird - 9th Grade Julius Caesar - 9th Grade 1984 - 9th grade The Grapes of Wrath - 8th Grade do we see a trend here or is it just me? when you read some books for grown-ups come back and talk to me and just in case you were wondering, 99% of high schools in America do Julius Caesar, Romeo & Juliet, Macbeth, then Hamlet 9-12th grade in that order...fucking tool  "Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups" My Adopted Mini-Critic is PLAYMATE01 Graduates of the CLS school for newbies: Sgt. Krusty This message was edited by CriticsLoveSnatch on 3-23-01 @ 9:57 PM | ||||
| PatCooper | posted on 03-23-2001 @ 9:54 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I'm sure he's read Private Parts and Miss America. Are those considered books?My god what has American Lit. come too | ||||
| Rookie Stature of an Oompa Loompa! | posted on 03-23-2001 @ 9:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | LMAO Snatch... Maybe it's time for him to consider a downgrade in English courses... Remedial English 101... R.I.F.
I have adopted hornygoatweed23 | ||||
| Austin 3:16 The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich | posted on 03-23-2001 @ 9:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Yo AP English boy to quote Cletus from the simpsons: "Are you some kind of moron?" AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO! | ||||
| MrQuotes NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Missile Command | posted on 03-23-2001 @ 10:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: wow i must be really slow i read all those books except for to kill a mockingbird a year after you say, and i havent even read 1984 yet, ive read animal farm instead, which is a good read, i enjoyed it. 300 posts and i still have no fucking clue | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 03-23-2001 @ 11:23 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: is that proper english, even? Any book can be interpreted in many ways depending on the reader. I think i have a great status for you enjoy it. quote: you can not interpret that without the surrounding context. all that says to me is that anthony is just a part of ceaser but in what meaning i don't know.  Have you come here for forgiveness Have you come to raise the dead Have you come here to play Jesus To the lepers in your head quote: This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 3-23-01 @ 11:30 PM | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 03-24-2001 @ 12:08 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: What scares me is that I read most of these books in the 6th and 7th grade. I read Crime and Punishment in the 9th grade..and trust me, after that Shakespeare was a blessing. :)  | ||||
| hornygoatweed23 I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 03-24-2001 @ 1:06 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | OK, I'm late to this party, but....quote: This is so Goddamn true, its actually sad. We are in the age of "instant gratification", and people don't want to have to try for anything anymore. Sure, I love a good movie, but I really enjoy reading - two people go to a movie, they see the same thing, and take basically the same thing with them after it ends. Two people read a book, and you'll find that the same two people often take different views on it. Keep an open mind, expand it, and you might be surprised what you get. And I have to agree with everyone as well, he didn't cause you to fail, you did - it's not like he called you up and gave you the wrong answers....  "Official sponsor of the Best Ass Contest" Graduate of the Rookie School for Newbies | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 03-24-2001 @ 1:23 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: my most favorite book of all times, on of the greatest novels ever written great study of the deterioration of man and society in the form of the story and raskolnikov. But you want a really hard read? Try brothers Karamazov another Dostoyevsky novel. Have you come here for forgiveness Have you come to raise the dead Have you come here to play Jesus To the lepers in your head | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 03-24-2001 @ 1:41 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Really? Let me tell you, when I got that book my very first week of high school, all I thought was HELP. After reading it, it wasn't too bad, but I think I would have appreciated it better if I read it my junior year of high school when my brain was a little more mature. My favorite book from high school has to be The Great Gatsby. I don't know if it was the book or my teacher's love for the book that makes me feel this way towards it, but reading that book really makes you see what is wrong with American society as well as the American Dream. | ||||
| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 03-24-2001 @ 2:31 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Fuck you for blaiming your failure on dead people you stupid twit. | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 03-24-2001 @ 2:33 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | uhh i read prince's biography for a book report in grade school but i dont see that on any of your pretty lists, is that normal??? oh sheakspeare boy, if you want to have some fun, pick up an edith wharton book. she will blow your little fucking mind up. just an idea though, maybe you should change your name to english language raper, because you are doing a great job at that i must say :)  mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell-Lester Burnham | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 03-24-2001 @ 2:38 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | One Name, One Title: James Joyce; Ulysses. Read that and then you can complain.  Chef Corpse Boyardee is brining the food, don't worry! | ||||
| grapesnowcone | posted on 03-24-2001 @ 7:34 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 01 | Hey Giraffe, in the words of a great modern day spokesman, " THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN". I guess Mr. Regan had you in mind when he first performed his stupid in school routine. | ||||
| Is Don on the phone? | posted on 03-24-2001 @ 10:32 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | If you really want a challenge, try Kafka. I'd suggest starting with The Trial (High School AP English), as it will give you the best introduction to his style. And for those of you in hockey helmets, try Dick and Jane at the Seashore. You can giggle every time they mention "Dick." Maybe if you put a WOW sticker on it, some woman will take pity on you and whip 'em out. AIM:isdononthephone | ||||
| Giraffe Raper | posted on 03-24-2001 @ 11:43 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | wow, its fun pissing you guys off. and you dont read 1984 in school dick. also i did read private parts "EVERYBODY JUMPS TO THE JUGGALO SOUND FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AINT DOWN WIT DA CLOWN" | ||||
| white shorts | posted on 03-24-2001 @ 12:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | i'm in AP English, and we had to read Kafka. we read The Trial and The Metamorphosis. i liked reading Shakespeare better than Kafka. if you really want to shit your pants, try reading Hippolytus by Euripides. i have to write a term paper on that.  | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 03-24-2001 @ 12:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I am in AP english Lit right now, we did Hamlet, which will murder you if you couldn't get caesar. We also did Ellison's Invisible Man, which was alright. I also read lots of ancient philosophy - socrates, plato, aristotle, things like that...that is what actual AP clases usually cover "Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups" My Adopted Mini-Critic is PLAYMATE01 Graduates of the CLS school for newbies: Sgt. Krusty | ||||
| Giraffe Raper | posted on 03-24-2001 @ 1:15 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | your actually right on something we did do hamlet and i kicked ass on the test "Bitch your a hoe, and hoe your a bitch" | ||||
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