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Sloatsburgh
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 12:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Plain and simple. Girls/Women suck. (:insert felatio joke here:) I married the first female who did not annoy me. Took me almost 30 years.

Relationships suck. There is nothing easy about them. Nothing pleasurable about them. It's just a bunch of heartless work and frustration.

Oh, my favorite quote about women. Damned if anyone knows the source:

quote:

You had sex with her? You don't even like her.
Well, if you had to like them, the race would have died out centuries ago.



It's not an exact quote, but it's something to that effect.







220, 221, whatever it takes.

Showering Carmine with paternal love.
McBourbon
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 1:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
Hey Brodieman....f her, and get over her. Right now, you're feeling the discomfort.....but remember your namesake's quote: "...she deserves the discomfort." Nootch!





F you....I'm drinkin' and hockey season's comin' up!
"You go to the box for two minutes, you know, and....you feel shame...and then you get free." --Denis Lemieux
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 1:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Besides how can you trust something that bleeds for three to four days straight and doesn't die???


hey did you come up with that yourself?
that old gag

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!
graduted by CRXGIRL

AIM- Arpikarhu

Black Lazerus
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 2:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
typical ass hole post of the day

{nelson voice} Ha Ha {/nelson voice}

its like the lesson of the rubber pants we all know there hot but you got to learn son you got to learn

WWKS


I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see,
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.
When I kill all the whities I see, then whitey he won't bother me,
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.

Then I'll get a white woman who's wearing a navy blue sweater.


Snoteater
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 2:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
hoo hoo, there ripping me off...hoo hoo

"I won't be active in the day to day operations of the club at all." --George Steinbrenner 1973.
brodieman
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 5:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote from unicron:
i drew it brodie...it's me if i were a bandmember of GorillaZ.

me likie very much uni, can u draw me :P


BRODIEMAN...NOOTCH NOOTCH!

I beg your pardon
I never promised you a rose garden.
And along with the sunshine
There’s gotta be a little rain sometimes.
When you take you gotta give
So live then let live and then go-oooo,
I beg your pardon
I never promised you a rose garden.

Unicron
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 6:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Mar. 01
sure..i gotta remember what you look like...but i think i'll be able to...sure


How should i feel
What should i do
I don't want to be sad anymore
All i want is you.
RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 10:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Ahhhh.. snoochie wooochies!

brodieman
posted on 08-08-2001 @ 3:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
snootchie wootchies?????? its SNOOTCHIE BOOTCHIES!

snootchie wootchies, who the fuck talks like that, that is fucking baby talk!


BRODIEMAN...NOOTCH NOOTCH!

I beg your pardon
I never promised you a rose garden.
And along with the sunshine
There’s gotta be a little rain sometimes.
When you take you gotta give
So live then let live and then go-oooo,
I beg your pardon
I never promised you a rose garden.



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