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Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 9:10 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Here Froy, your fav:

Conjunction Junction
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up words and phrases and clauses.
Conjunction Junction, how's that function?
I've got three favorite cars
That get most of my job done.
Conjunction Junction, what's their function?
I've got and, but, and or,
They'll get you pretty far.
And
That's an additive, like this and that.
But
That's sort of the opposite,
not this but that.
And then there's or
O-R, when you have a choice like
This or that
And, but, and or,
Get you pretty far.

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up two boxcars and making them run right.
Milk and honey, bread and butter, peas and rice,
Hey that's nice
Dirty but happy, digging and scratching,
Losing your shoe and a button or two
He's poor but honest, sad but true,
Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up two cars to one
When you say something like this - choice
Either now or later
Or no choice:
Neither now nor ever
Hey that's clever
Eat this or that
Grow thin or fat
Never mind, I wouldn't do that
I'm fat enough now!

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up phrases and clauses that balance, like
Out of the frying pan and into the fire
He cut loose the sandbags,
but the balloon wouldn't go any higher
Let's go up to the mountains
Or down to the sea
You should always say "Thank you,"
Or at least say "Please."

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up words and phrases and clauses
in complex sentences like,
In the morning, when I am usually wide awake,
I love to take a walk through the gardens
and down by the lake, where I usually see a
duck and a drake, and I wonder as I walk by
what they would say if they could speak,
although I know that's an absurd thought.

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up cars and making them function.
Conjunction Junction, how's that function?
I like tying up words and phrases and clauses.
Conjunction Junction, watch that function.
I'm going to get you there if you're very careful.
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
I'm going to get you there if you're very careful.





Email me at [email protected]
virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 10:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Conjunction Junction
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?...


Fez you are such a dick..but funny none the less :)

...squint your eyes and look closer
i'm not between you and your ambition
i am a poster girl with no poster
i am thirty-two flavors and then some
and i'm beyond your peripheral vision
so you might want to turn your head...
GonzoStyle
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 11:49 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
No we all know froy is the hot piece of ass

My name is froy, i am a millionare, i own a ferrari, mansion and a yacht.


"For all we have and are, for all our children's fate,
stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!"
--- Rudyard Kipling

She-Mail Me Here

virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 11:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

ok quota check in

stoner, check
roid freak, check
sick fuck, check
boy wonder & hot piece of ass, check



what category do i fall under gonzo dear?

...squint your eyes and look closer
i'm not between you and your ambition
i am a poster girl with no poster
i am thirty-two flavors and then some
and i'm beyond your peripheral vision
so you might want to turn your head...
Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 09-20-2001 @ 12:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I'm here to fulfill the "Strongly Heterosexual" category.... otherwise known as "Not gay"


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!"
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 09-20-2001 @ 12:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

My name is froy, i am a millionare, i own a ferrari, mansion and a yacht.

Or
My name is Froy, I am a millionare, I own two message boards and a yacht.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
GonzoStyle
posted on 09-20-2001 @ 12:04 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I'm here to fulfill the "Strongly Heterosexual" category.... otherwise known as "Not gay"



Faggot, check

and VG your quote is being the only female mod other than faceman.


"For all we have and are, for all our children's fate,
stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!"
--- Rudyard Kipling

She-Mail Me Here

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 09-20-2001 @ 11:23 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

My name is froy, i am a millionare, i own a ferrari, mansion and a yacht



LMAO. Remember, it only works if you have the credit card... right Joey?


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 09-20-2001 @ 4:43 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I'm here to fulfill the "Strongly Heterosexual" category.... otherwise known as "Not gay"



Uh huh....




Email me at [email protected]
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 09-20-2001 @ 6:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

LMAO. Remember, it only works if you have the credit card... right Joey?

"Yeah is a web site" Gonzo comment?


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
GonzoStyle
posted on 09-20-2001 @ 11:55 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

"Yeah is a web site" Gonzo comment?



Yeah i own a website ehhh not to brag but i am in charge of a small army, yeah yeah yeah. I fi wanted to all i would have to do is a post and bin laden is froys bitch. Yeah oa.com it's just a site uh huh and i am there leader, watch hey gonzo who is your daddy?

Umm you froy

See, he's my bitch.


"For all we have and are, for all our children's fate,
stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!"
--- Rudyard Kipling

She-Mail Me Here

Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 12:02 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Gonzo, don't forget;
"I can make you a mod" or "Yeah, they all work for me"


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
GonzoStyle
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 12:11 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

"I can make you a mod" or "Yeah, they all work for me"



Well you know baby i have my own credit card right here, yeah froy that's me ehhh. well i know anthony personally yeah, he's my pal we are like this, baby. Ohh yeah i can introduce you to him i can also make you a moderator, ohh what is that? Well it is a position of the most critical importance to the whole existence of the entity known as O&A....ahem coughDOTCOMcoughcough ohhh sorry i have a cough. Plus you get special treatment and you get all types of perks as a mod and people will love and fear you, yeah almost like a god. God & Mod same thing, so you wanna be a mod? Yes you do well ahem :::unzip:: why don't you show old froy how bad you wanna be a mod? Come on now it's not gonna suck itself.


"For all we have and are, for all our children's fate,
stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!"
--- Rudyard Kipling

She-Mail Me Here

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 09-21-2001 @ 12:13 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Remember... watch out or I'll get high ranking members of your company fired...


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
GonzoStyle
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 12:18 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Remember... watch out or I'll get high ranking members of your company fired...



Cause you are froy we know, lol don't whip it out we know. But what if the employee is getting paid would that still work out?


"For all we have and are, for all our children's fate,
stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!"
--- Rudyard Kipling

She-Mail Me Here

Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 12:19 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Gonzo... I hate to keep reminding you the pimp hand lines.

Drive? Oh no baby, I took a limo. That is my driver right there.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 09-21-2001 @ 12:22 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
LMMFAO... What can I say....


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
GonzoStyle
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 12:23 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Drive? Oh no baby, I took a limo. That is my driver right there.



Ohh well you met gonzo baby, now meet joey he is in charge of my security and my personal driver. Ohh yeah baby i drive a limo, how do you think i got here? Wanna see the back of my limo? How about the shaft of my little froy? Come on shake hands with little froy he won't bite, he may spit but only out of love. Yeah yeah yeah i see your mouth moving but not on my dick let's go baby, i'm froy i got places to do and websites to conquer. You ever heard of wackbag? yeah there is this punk stingray he is powerful he controls an army of 4 and he threatened me, know what i did to him? I destroyed him with one felt swoop, ohh you like those big words? Well i got another big surprise :::unzip::: how you like that big surprise? and imagine it's still soft, make it happy and see how big it gets.


"For all we have and are, for all our children's fate,
stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!"
--- Rudyard Kipling

She-Mail Me Here

GonzoStyle
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 12:29 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Ohh well you know i don't always talk in the thrid person but being froy what can i do? Yeah that is magus he is not with us, he is a homosexual reject from another site not affiliated with us. I do not condone anyone who does the robot to a bon jovi song at a strip club.


"For all we have and are, for all our children's fate,
stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!"
--- Rudyard Kipling

She-Mail Me Here

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 09-21-2001 @ 12:32 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
The only person who should be dancing at the strip club is the stripper, and Preferably on my lap.


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 12:33 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Yeah baby this dollar is all yours. Oh yeah by the way I am Froy, you might of heard me on Opie & Anthony. Oh what is that you never heard of them and you don’t care? Give me my dollar back and get your friend over here.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
GonzoStyle
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 12:34 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

The only person who should be dancing at the strip club is the stripper, and Preferably on my lap.



Yeah especially if you look like an extra from amistad, lol

Hey honey you know you should be paying me 20 bucks for letting you dance on my lap. You know how many chicks wanna sit on my lap? Hundreds of sex starved women ooh yeah. I have a harem at home full of virgins ever hear of amy and shelle bink? Yeah they want me bad, but there is only so much of me that can go around. So consider yourself one of the lucky few.


"For all we have and are, for all our children's fate,
stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!"
--- Rudyard Kipling

She-Mail Me Here

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 09-21-2001 @ 12:38 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I have a harem at home full of virgins ever hear of amy and shelle bink?



I'd rather be stuck with the gorrilla chick.


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 12:45 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Yeah, well its only a message board. But I am also the CEO of my own company. Yeah we are going to make millions. You know if you get on my good side now, it will pay off in the long run. What’s that? You just want your braces off? Not a problem, I know a doctor because I am Froy. Yeah that is right baby you like the Froy, you love the Froy, Froy is good. Can it can any better than froy? I submit that it cannot.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens

This message was edited by Joey BigArms on 9-21-01 @ 12:49 AM
GonzoStyle
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 12:47 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
I'm sorry the froy doesn't want another dance from you. Affrmitave action is for pussies, i don't want a black mod let alone a black stripper. Plus the scabs on your knuckles are burning my skin, use come vaseline to prevent chapping from dragging your knuckles. You know i will make so much money i'll be able to ship all of you back to africa and blow it up. That is after i command my army to take down bin laden.


"For all we have and are, for all our children's fate,
stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!"
--- Rudyard Kipling

She-Mail Me Here



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