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Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 3:39 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	quote: why would anyone want to continue to make a mockery of this horrific event???? I don't know...maybe because making fun of others on this board is a great way to kill time until the Giants game starts? The price of freedom is eternal vigilance -Thomas Jefferson

Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 3:41 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00	quote: I don't know...maybe because making fun of others on this board is a great way to kill time until the Giants game starts? Um Doc. The thats along time to wait. They are not playing until 9:00 p.m. TOMORROW!!1 ;) AIM E-MAIL We were like peas and carrots YAP YAP YAP YAP

Cranky Ass	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 3:42 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	quote: I don't know...maybe because making fun of others on this board is a great way to kill time until the Giants game starts? Fuck, the Giants play on Monday this week. ________________ Read Me On Foundry \| Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio \| AIM Me \| E-Mail Me Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace. I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.....Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.....We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.....If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.....Most people are not particularly good at anything.....Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.....I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.....The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.....There ought to be at least one round state.....In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.....Why can't there be more suffering?.....Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?.....I almost don't feel the way I do.....There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.....Fuck soccer moms.....Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.....The bigger they are, the worse they smell.....No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.....Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.....There is now a Starbucks(c) in my pants.....Carlin is God..... ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15 ... GARY (11 Yr Old Gary) + 39.15

Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 3:45 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	quote: They are not playing until 9:00 p.m. TOMORROW!!1 Damn, then I better put on a pot of coffee...this is going to be a long night...hope I don't get carpal tunnel's syndrome The price of freedom is eternal vigilance -Thomas Jefferson

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 3:48 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: Whoever it is, don't hide, be a fucking man Ahh, but what if it wasn't a man who did it? We do have two female moderators here, you know. Hmm. Sorry to add to your tooling thread, but there's still about 29 hours until the Giants game and I was bored. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!"*

Cranky Ass	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 3:48 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	quote: It's sad too cause Cranky was on the short list to take over Politically Incorrect. Thats the DUMB opinion. ;) The Jets game isn't helping. This one was over in the second quarter. ________________ Read Me On Foundry \| Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio \| AIM Me \| E-Mail Me Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace. I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.....Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.....We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.....If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.....Most people are not particularly good at anything.....Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.....I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.....The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.....There ought to be at least one round state.....In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.....Why can't there be more suffering?.....Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?.....I almost don't feel the way I do.....There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.....Fuck soccer moms.....Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.....The bigger they are, the worse they smell.....No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.....Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.....There is now a Starbucks(c) in my pants.....Carlin is God..... ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15 ... GARY (11 Yr Old Gary) + 39.15 This message was edited by Cranky Ass on 11-18-01 @ 3:54 PM

Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 4:09 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00	Cranky, I see your point. I understand that you were not making a joke about the events.I took it the way evryone else did, I did not see the humor, nor did I know about your loss, I am sorry for you loss and I hope some day you and yours can be vindicated for what was done. AIM E-MAIL We were like peas and carrots YAP YAP YAP YAP

Cranky Ass	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 4:18 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	Thanks BJ, I also see how my statement could have been misinterpreted and apologize for that. ________________ Read Me On Foundry \| Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio \| AIM Me \| E-Mail Me Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace. I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.....Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.....We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.....If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.....Most people are not particularly good at anything.....Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.....I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.....The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.....There ought to be at least one round state.....In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.....Why can't there be more suffering?.....Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?.....I almost don't feel the way I do.....There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.....Fuck soccer moms.....Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.....The bigger they are, the worse they smell.....No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.....Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.....There is now a Starbucks(c) in my pants.....Carlin is God..... ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15 ... GARY (11 Yr Old Gary) + 39.15

Faceman ...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE.	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 11:59 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00	First off I would like to say, I Rooned it, if you are so against WTC jokes, why the fuck would you want to hear them? Thats like saying, "Im against pain, let me bash my head against the wall a couple of hundred times" Makes no sense. Ken, I know we had a problem earlier this week, but I am starting to like you more and more by the post:) Cranky, Im sorry for you and your families loss but maybe you should be more worried about that, than what your status says. Its just a matter of priorities. Now I have no doubt that the joke you made wasnt meant as a WTC joke. You would have to be a total moron to make a WTC joke(see:I Rooned it) but you also have to see that the joke you made was, in many people's opinion, in very bad taste given the current events. and I have no doubt in my mind that you will pay for those comments for a little while on this board. Its the nature of the beast, and you know that, and if you dont, you are going to learn it. Now you can just accept that and move on, or you can sit around and complain about it and come out fighting every time its mentioned and work yourself a bigger whole. The choice is yours. Again Im sorry for your loss. Tried to save a place from the cuts and the scratches Tried to overcome the complications and the catches Nothing ever grows and the sun doesn't shine all day Tried to save myself but myself keeps slipping away

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 9:20 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Ken, I know we had a problem earlier this week, but I am starting to like you more and more by the post Face, no prob, at all. I like the direct approach we used instead of weeks of backbiting, it was over as fast as it began.

Spork	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 10:35 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01	quote: quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ken, I know we had a problem earlier this week, but I am starting to like you more and more by the post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Face, no prob, at all. I like the direct approach we used instead of weeks of backbiting, it was over as fast as it began. Sniff, sniff... this is so... touching! It's only a matter of time before Faceman and Ken'sPen truly bury the hatchet and we see Ken'sPen's new status: "Not an asshole." Wow. Thank you to all the brave volunteers who brought us all together as a country, and thank you to those of you brave soldiers who will fight and have fought for our country. We are a free people because of your efforts.

Faceman ...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE.	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 10:45 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00	spork, could you make it a little easier on me?;):) Tried to save a place from the cuts and the scratches Tried to overcome the complications and the catches Nothing ever grows and the sun doesn't shine all day Tried to save myself but myself keeps slipping away

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 12:42 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	Thanks Spork, you took a beautiful moment and shit all over it. See if I invite you over tonight when Face and I get together for 7th Heaven.

Faceman ...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE.	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 12:55 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00	quote: See if I invite you over tonight when Face and I get together for 7th Heaven. Screw that lame show, but I will come over to watch Dawson's Creek. I felt really bad when Dawson's father died Tried to save a place from the cuts and the scratches Tried to overcome the complications and the catches Nothing ever grows and the sun doesn't shine all day Tried to save myself but myself keeps slipping away

Cranky Ass	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 3:53 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	Face, I understand how someone could be upset if they misinterpreted what I said. I'm an idiot for not realizing how it could be misinterpreted. I posted it without thinking how it could be taken out of context. I said before I was tooling on People Magazine for using the word ALIVE as if anyone was thought Pierce Bronsnan was a dead man, I didn't read the thread closely enough to know it had anything to do with the events of Sept. 11, rather just that it had to do with the People magazine award. After reading it long after the fact I realized it had to do with the tragedy as well. I'm an idiot for not paying closer attention. ________________ Read Me On Foundry \| Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio \| AIM Me \| E-Mail Me Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace. I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.....Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.....We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.....If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.....Most people are not particularly good at anything.....Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.....I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.....The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.....There ought to be at least one round state.....In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.....Why can't there be more suffering?.....Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?.....I almost don't feel the way I do.....There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.....Fuck soccer moms.....Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.....The bigger they are, the worse they smell.....No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.....Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.....There is now a Starbucks(c) in my pants.....Carlin is God..... ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15 ... GARY (11 Yr Old Gary) + 39.15 This message was edited by Cranky Ass on 11-19-01 @ 4:04 PM

OAAWITE	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 3:18 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: I felt really bad when Dawson's father died Was he the one that got buried alive? I'm missing the jist of this thread. And you know this "I rooned it" guy was merely using this thread as an excuse to post a "funny" joke he heard. I'm thinking he was going to gauge the responses to see if it was OK for him to start telling it in public Best sports writer ever This message was edited by OAAWITE on 11-20-01 @ 3:30 AM

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