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Grumpy
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posted on 09-27-2001 @ 1:17 PM      
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Hey Frenchie...You actually have the balls to stand by your statement. Wow, and here I was thinking the french didn't have any. France prevented us from speaking German? What version of history do you learn over there. I'm curious is that's what's taught in grade schools. Do the words Normandy, invasion, US Troops, British Troops mean anything to you?

I'll tell ya what, when the french finally become civilized and learn what personal hygiene is, then maybe we'll consider listening to your argument. Do you people know what razors, deodorant and soap is? Here, a gift from me to you:


Hey look, it's German too. Wow, who woulda knew?


September 11, 2001 - Always Remember!




This message was edited by Grumpy on 9-27-01 @ 1:32 PM
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posted on 09-27-2001 @ 1:19 PM      
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quote:

What no pictures of French Toast?

as requested

I could actually go for some of this right now - it's been a while since I've had it.




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TeenWeek
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posted on 09-27-2001 @ 1:20 PM      
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Listen you stupid faggot. Germany was taking whatever they wanted off of you. I wonder how many of your generals gave hummers to Hitler.

You would be eating Saurkraut and drinking Octoberfest beer now wearing your leiderhosen if it was not for the United States.

So fuck you frenchie.

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posted on 09-27-2001 @ 1:22 PM      
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Hey Frenchie, why the fuck are u still here? Dont u have a bus u can jump in front of?


It could be worse...


HE could have been our president...
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Jay-The-Frenchie
posted on 09-27-2001 @ 1:25 PM      
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NOW IM FUCKING PISSED.... hey buddy... Perhaps you should watch the news every once in a while! You said france dosen't help us in any way, right? Well last week France signed a treaty with the United States to stop terrorism in any way possible.... Well well, look whos the dumbass now...

Lord Duvious
posted on 09-27-2001 @ 1:28 PM      
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spitfire421
posted on 09-27-2001 @ 1:30 PM      
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ROFL LD :)

Oooh! They signed a treaty WOW!...what the hell were they supposed to do? Go against the rest of Europe and most of the world? They're bound by NATO anyway, when NATO agreed to stand by us...Now let's see if they give us any military help hahahaha!




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TeenWeek
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posted on 09-27-2001 @ 1:32 PM      
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Here is a picture of the french dancing in lederhosen to amuse Hitler after he captured them and made them give bj's to all of his men.



Grumpy
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posted on 09-27-2001 @ 1:34 PM      
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The french helped?

What was Frances action when the US requested to use their airspace when they bombed Libya?
What did they do during the whole Gulf War? How many troops did they commit versus every other country? Try 300. and they used most of them to guard the french embassies and properties.

The French helped? Your beloved government has done nothing but hinder our efforts. The only reason they signed that new treaty is because of Bush's ultimatum of "Either your with us or against us". They're scared shitless we'll bomb the Versage or the Eiffel Tower.


September 11, 2001 - Always Remember!


Jay-The-Frenchie
posted on 09-27-2001 @ 1:34 PM      
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wow... you guys don't make any sense what-so-ever.
The treaty stated that Frace would supply supplies, military, etc. if needed to fight terrorists. NOW SO SHUT YOUR MOUTH MOFO!

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 09-27-2001 @ 1:35 PM      
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IkeaBoy
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posted on 09-27-2001 @ 1:35 PM      
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quote:

Well last week France signed a treaty with the United States to stop terrorism in any way possible
Now by stopping terrorism in any way possible do they mean by giving into all of the terrorists' demands? If the terrorists win they might not commit any terrorists acts.



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posted on 09-27-2001 @ 1:36 PM      
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die you french fag
if you dont like the show stop listening
if you dont like the country leave
but just DIE!!!!!!!!!!

PatCooper
posted on 09-27-2001 @ 1:36 PM      
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If France is so great Frenchie why do you live in the U.S.?And god damit Horny now i'm in the mood for French Toast.



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Grumpy
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posted on 09-27-2001 @ 1:40 PM      
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quote:

The treaty stated that Frace would supply supplies, military, etc. if needed to fight terrorists.


Lets see -
supplies? what bad cigarettes to choke them with? maybe a little frogua (sp? - duck liver patte) to poison them with?
Military? planes that suck ass, and troops that will probably be minimal in number like the gulf war and used for non-combat actions that benefit France?
Fight? Don't you mean cower and hide.

Please - you're the one that's not making sense now.


September 11, 2001 - Always Remember!


MaynardGKrebs
posted on 09-27-2001 @ 1:41 PM      
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quote:

The treaty stated that Frace would supply supplies, military, etc. if needed to fight terrorists.

Yeah, and I'm going to become the president one day and give everyone 1 billion dollars. They both sound fantastic but seeing is believing.

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posted on 09-27-2001 @ 1:46 PM      
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Grumpy, lets not be too harsh, a little foi gras is good from time to time.

Is it me or was LeBeau the worst character in Hogans Heroes.
I don't think this shit head is for real.

Jay-The-Frenchie
posted on 09-27-2001 @ 1:47 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Christ... I am just saying what was on the treaty. and for all of you saying that france has a bad military.... HAH! They are one of the best in the world. They are the 2nd strongest in Europe (England has the best). So all you tools can suck my nuts.

Joey BigArms
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posted on 09-27-2001 @ 1:50 PM      
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quote:

They are one of the best in the world.

Stop selling your madness, I am all stocked up over here.


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TeenWeek
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posted on 09-27-2001 @ 1:56 PM      
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found this on some Why I hate the French website. This guy looks like he did some research:

1) You've gone through five republics. For a longer space of time, we've only required one.

2) You folks aren't a superpower any longer, and it's time you came to terms with that.

3) We've never been conquered by the Germans. By comparison, you've been conquered twice.

4) Your greatest military hero was Corsican. Deal with it.

5) Why can't you people ever take on the Germans by yourselves?

6) The entire population of France did not participate in the resistance.

7) You impose a humiliating peace treaty on your greatest enemy, the terms of which include several hundred thousand telephone poles, make them pay a heavy war indemnity, confiscate important industrial centers so as to make it even less likely that they will ever pay that war indemnity, laugh as their inflation hits record highs, and then are suddenly surprised when World War II happens?

8) You spend the entire period between the wars building what is essentially the biggest, best fortified ditch in the world, and then are shocked when the Germans invade through Belgium because, after all, that's just what they did the last time.

FU you french faggot.






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posted on 09-27-2001 @ 1:57 PM      
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Hah Hah Your French (Homer voice)


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kindredbabe
posted on 09-27-2001 @ 1:58 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Frenchy...

spitfire421
posted on 09-27-2001 @ 2:02 PM      
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Douchenozzle, here's some reading material for ya (an editorial from 7/01):

Saturday is Bastille Day. This commemorates that wonderful spontaneous moment when the French peasants declared as one that they had rights. They had the right to serve salad after you've already eaten a whole meal; serve cheese after you've just eaten a salad you didn't want in the first place; wear a black turtleneck, even though it is quite hot outside and you haven't bathed for at least a few days.

If you didn't know already, I am a believer in the axiom of the immortal Al Bundy of the everyman's sitcom "Married With Children" who declared, "It is good to hate the French."

Why is it good to hate the French? Well, because you've got to hate somebody. And who better than the French?

OK, maybe that's not the best argument in the world. But the fact remains that there's something written deep into the genetic code of the American character that draws us to giggle at the French.

This is quite odd since America fought a bitter war against our colonial overlords, the British, and we couldn't have possibly won without the aid of the Frenchies. And yet, Americans love the Brits and can't stand what one character on "The Simpsons" calls "the cheese-eating surrender monkeys."

We watch British movies, read British novels and import British sitcoms and game shows. Meanwhile, most of us would choose to watch a French film only if the option to stop an industrial fan with your tongue were already taken.

One explanation is that the French weren't of much use during World War II. The Germans stormed into Paris and stayed there. Hence the old joke, "Why are the boulevards in Paris lined with trees on both sides of the street? So the Germans can always march in the shade."

Some of the French did fight in uniform, as when they fired on U.S. forces during Operation Torch in North Africa. Being French they didn't fight for long. Oh, and later they claimed to have liberated Paris, with some administrative support from the U.S. Third Army.

Despite what you've heard from the French, most of them didn't join the resistance. That is except when the war was over, at which point thousands claimed to have fought the Germans tooth and nail, when in fact the worst they did was serve the occupiers abnormally small portions of foie gras.

It's a similar phenomenon to the millions of Americans who claimed to have voted for JFK only after he was killed or the thousands of baby boomers who swear they attended Woodstock but were nowhere near it. The French even have the phrase "maquis d'apres-guerre," which means "resistance fighter, postwar."

But, as a student of unfair French bashing, I think the World War II stuff misses the point. The French have been incredibly brave fighters when given the opportunity, as they were during World War I (though sticking us with Vietnam wasn't their finest moment either). Besides, Americans have mocked the French since the earliest days of the Republic.

Which is really the point. The egalitarian rhetoric of the failed French Revolution notwithstanding, France has always represented what the American colonists were really rebelling against. We may have fought the British, but we were overthrowing the European - i.e. French - way of doing things.

It's difficult to exaggerate how much grief the French gave America for our first hundred years. France was cultured and we were the first White Trash nation. For example, one of the leading French intellectuals of the 19th century, the racist Arthur de Gobineau, fretted that the "rubbish" people of the United States would eventually destroy it.

But in the 20th century, particularly after WWII, America pulled way out ahead of France, and now France is a speck in our rearview mirror. That's why Americans hold a certain "look who's king of the mountain, now" attitude toward the French. For example, Billy Wilder once noted that France "is the only country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper."

This explains why the French are so legitimately nasty toward the United States. Anti-American books fill the best-seller lists in France. The author of the book "No Thanks, Uncle Sam," Noel Mamere, is a member of the French Parliament. Mamere concludes, "It is appropriate to be downright anti-American."

When the French Minister of Defense, Jean-Pierre Chevenement, resigned in protest over America's attempt during the Gulf War to liberate a country other than his, he declared that America is dedicated to "the organized cretinization of our people."

But that's OK. We can afford to be gracious winners.




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NEVER FORGET!!!

This message was edited by spitfire421 on 9-27-01 @ 2:07 PM
TeenWeek
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posted on 09-27-2001 @ 2:03 PM      
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Jay-The-Frenchie
posted on 09-27-2001 @ 2:05 PM      
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No one could take on the french themsevels you faggot... It took the WORLD (hence the name World War) to beat the germans. No one else was fighting the germans at the time they were first invaded. They were outnumbered... The USA couldn't even take the Germans out alone.. they need russia, england, and the rest of the alliance...



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