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hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 03-04-2002 @ 2:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Everything you say makes you look more and more like an ignorant asshole.
Ironic statement of the day?
quote:
That my friend is a matter of opinion
Exactly! The opinions of most people here (seemingly) are that you are a tool, and as such, this opinion will probably be presented to you in several more imaginative ways in the days to come.


This week's quote : Time is the fire within which we burn...


You can reach me through AIM or email. Don't be shy, drop a line and say Hi!

Ha Ha! Made you look, hammer!!


JackDan1974
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 2:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
Ok, you're a FAG. I mean look at the type of thread that you started. Obviousley someone has dick on the brain.







quote:
Your own bologna tits don't count, so take two off whatever number your were making up.


But your Mom's do, so I guess I can keep that number I was thinking of huh.





This message was edited by JackDan1974 on 3-4-02 @ 2:34 PM
CarsonOGin
Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.		posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:02 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:
But your Mom's do, so I guess I can keep that number I was thinking of huh.


Jesus christ a mom joke?

That old gag?

You are not worth the time.

Go back to reading Truly Tasteless Jokes 3 for your witty material.



CarsonOGin
Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.		posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:
Ironic statement of the day?


No, it is not.

I have not mis-spelled, not used incorrect grammar. Nor have I harped on someone for no reason at all. Unlike all you other ass wranglers.

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:
Did you ever notice that people that think things are phallic see everything as phallic?

Maybe *they* have the problem.

"Hey look at New York City, all the buildings are phallic."

"Hey look at those cigars they are phallic."

"Lollipops? Totally phallic."

I've noticed this myself. I was thinking the same thing when I was looking at my dick the other day. I was like, "Hey, this looks phallic to me".


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
I got into a fight in FU one time and this guy sez "F you man" so I sez "F you right back, sir, get it? In an hour? Back?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was great! Then he sez "You're a semon slurper". So I sez "Yeah, off your mom's butt". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was a good one I tell you. Well, later that evening another guy joined the fracus. So he sez, "Go f yourself DIG!" So I sez "Yeah, swallow my banna juice." I was LMAOSLINSMOD!! What a wonderful and memoriable fight that was. I stole this scrolling mindless banter idea off of someone's sig. It has a kind of ring to it that reminds me of the way men did things when the were dinosaurs. Poop is nice too but I don't want to step in any anytime soon. LMAO! I find such messages more interesting than many of the posts I read on this board, including my own. I suck. BLAH BLAH BLAH POOP!
CarsonOGin
Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.		posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
Hehe, now that's funny.

Ass Wranglers: Everyone but DiceIsGod

Cool Guys: DiceIsGod



ClusterF@#$
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:21 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
You sir are a MORON.


Hoo hoo.. you're ripping me off.

quote:
U suk azz f@g3t !@!!!t


Oh no... it's another smarty pockets L337 HAX0R trying to invade yuor computar machene!!!11

quote:
I don't have a sister, but that was QUITE the witty come back.


Not quite as witty as beginning an IM conversation with 'Go fuck your mother!' :D


Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter.

MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
diceisgod and CarsonOGin, two people with a brain, both won their arguments - no wonder they're now up there on my list of favorites.

Side note to both, almost everyone here hates me so I'm no help to you, but hey, at least you know someone appreciates your posts.



This message was edited by MomYou'dLikeToF' on 3-4-02 @ 4:40 PM
CarsonOGin
Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.		posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:
Not quite as witty as beginning an IM conversation with 'Go fuck your mother!'


"You got me man, my mouth was open" - Eddie Murphy - Fart Game



CarsonOGin
Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.		posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:
Side note to both, almost everyone here hates me so I'm no help to you, but hey, at least you know someone appreciates your posts.


That's just the way we like it.

If I was accepted by all right away, I'd be an ass kisser, wouldn't I?

I find it funny that people that love to listen to O and A get mad when someone else has a strong oninion on things. Who's more opinionated than O and A? Well maybe Norton, but that's Norton.





ClusterF@#$
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:36 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Lillian. LILLIAN. gooney goo-goo.


Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter.

MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
I find it funny that people that love to listen to O and A get mad when someone else has a strong oninion on things.

It is ironic that the herd mentality is so prevalent here.

OAAWITE
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:50 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
It is ironic that the herd mentality is so prevalent here.


No one called you a cow here, why do you have to bring that up in this thread?


New Poster with a question? AIM me
ClusterF@#$
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:54 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
insert cow joke here.

edit - DAMNIT OAWITE YOU BEAT ME!!!!!


Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter.



This message was edited by ClusterF@#$ on 3-4-02 @ 3:56 PM
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
No one called you a cow here, why do you have to bring that up in this thread?

Sheep, not cows. Totally different topic.

barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:58 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Whoa... What the hell is going on here? Somebody hates mommyF? I thought we were just havin' fun...



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 4:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
Some of us are, some obviously take it too personally ;)

JackDan1974
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 4:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:
Your own bologna tits don't count, so take two off whatever number your were making up.


quote:
Jesus christ a mom joke?

That old gag?

You are not worth the time.

Go back to reading Truly Tasteless Jokes 3 for your witty material.



uposed to your book of bologna jokes. So eithier you are above these little jokes, or you are on the same level. You fucking retard.





CarsonOGin
Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.		posted on 03-04-2002 @ 4:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
How about something I wrote, from my own head.

Then you will follow with something that you wrote straight out of your head.

ok?

Here's my entry.

You are an asshole. And not just an ordinary asshole. You are a brown stained asshole that resides on a mongoloid that doesn't wipe his ass. You are crusty, brown, and covered in dingle berrys. You are replusive to even a scat lovers' eye. A high powered pressure washer couldn't clean you. In a world full of nasty brown ballon knots, you are the dirtiest and nastiest.


Beat that fuckbag.



JackDan1974
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 4:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:
You are an asshole. And not just an ordinary asshole. You are a brown stained asshole that resides on a mongoloid that doesn't wipe his ass. You are crusty, brown, and covered in dingle berrys. You are replusive to even a scat lovers' eye. A high powered pressure washer couldn't clean you. In a world full of nasty brown ballon knots, you are the dirtiest and nastiest



And you are the bitch who licks it. You salad tossing slut.

One more thing I am rubber and your glue :P





CarsonOGin
Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.		posted on 03-04-2002 @ 4:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
Oh boise!

"He called the shit, poop!"

JackDan1974
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:00 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
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Oh boise!


What is that suppose to mean?





ClusterF@#$
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:07 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Oh Boise? I would have gone with Holy Toledo, personally.


Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter.

CarsonOGin
Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.		posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
That's my version of 'hudla hudla', like oh boy. But it's boise like boise idaho, oh boise...

Ok, yeah it's fucking stupid, but what can you do?

Also Yahoo! isn't letting your sig through.



JackDan1974
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:
That's my version of 'hudla hudla', like oh boy. But it's boise like boise idaho, oh boise...

Ok, yeah it's fucking stupid, but what can you do?

Also Yahoo! isn't letting your sig through.


I need to transfer my sig to a new site becasue Yahoo does that sometimes.







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