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GRABMYJUNK
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 3:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Ohh, Play that sad walking away music from the Incredible Hulk


"Remember, where-ever you go...there you are."
"Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin
CarsonOGin
Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 3:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

One shots (like someone posting a "read the faq" image) are different.


So I can post whatever size image I want as long as I also have a small sig?



JackDan1974
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 3:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

dildo chewing wannabes



What the hell is that anyway?





Spuds_Buckley
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 6:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

"Remember, where-ever you go...there you are."

a reference from The Brady Bunch Movie...nice

This is a car, but my name's not Jack. It's Greg!


I'd rather drink a beer than be father of the year!
hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 6:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Assfuck 1 said : WIthin 24 hours of finally joining this board, I have found this place loaded with morons and assholes.
quote:

Then assfuck 2 said : There are a few cool guys, but it's hard to make friends with a bunch of guys/gurls that look at you like you are a target
You know what amazes me, if you jerkoffs don't like it here, then why are you here? You bitch and moan, but you continue to post and complain about "getting respect", etc. Fuck both of you! You roll in here with attitudes, and you catch heat for it, then you whine about it. Grow a thick skin and deal with it or move the fuck on. Otherwise you'll quickly become the board chew-toys. I've seen it happen more than enough times, and I haven't even been here since the beginning.

Bottom line - if you don't like it, don't hang here. Keep posting and complaining, and you'll keep getting shit for it.


This week's quote : Hope in the face of our human distress helps us to understand the turbulence deep inside that takes hold of our lives - Shame and disgrace over mental unrest keeps us from saving those we love - The grace within our hearts and the sorrow in our souls - Deception of fame - Vengeance of war - Lives torn apart - Losing oneself - Spiraling down - Feeling the walls closing in - A journey to find the answers inside our illusive mind...


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna chat.

And just what did you expect to find here? Something witty??


FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 6:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

So I can post whatever size image I want as long as I also have a small sig?

Within reason.

It's usually okay as long as it doesn't screw up the page (pic big enough to make the screen scroll left and right) at 800x600 res, maximized.

If you've got a problem with the rules, just quit posting pics altogether.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
"dream yourself awake" he calls

"an eternity awaits us all

open your eyes

and be with me forever.."


HOO HOO.. I INVENTED SIGS LIKE THIS!!


Signguy
Anyone want advanced screening tickets to Halloween 57?
I didn't think so.
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 7:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

Otherwise you'll quickly become the board chew-toys.




Yeah, like I was at some time. They teared me a new asshole but I stayed and didn't bitch about it. Now I hope to make friends and be cool.


"Why don't you blow me, chief? Hmmm? Right after your girlfriend there gets through..." -- Creighton Duke, JGTH

This message was edited by Signguy on 3-6-02 @ 7:12 PM
usagirl21
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 7:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
I think the members on this board have great chemistry. I visited the other board the other day and I couldn't get into it. Everybody here uniquely displays their personalities (even if they are pseudo-personalities). At first I came here just to post my boobs, but now I'm addicted to the member's posts.

*****************************

Yes, the WOW was MS-Painted on
ClusterF@#$
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 7:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
You know what? Fuck you. If you don't like it, leave. That goes for both Freddy and Carson. Freddy I don't know about, nor do I care, but Carson especially, dude... from bsing with you in pm, you have total potential to fit in here contrary to what you may have thought about all the nut busting the other day. Despite some newbie blunders and faux-pas, today you come up with a good post about the Navy Seal... and you know what? You got good responses. Wanna know why?you put some thought into it. You're intelligent, and funny as shit. Stop whining already. This place is not the fraternity you think it is. It has an etiquette, yes... but the old timers don't needlessly rip on people for no reason. They rip on tools who post assinine b.s... and don't tell me your Phalic thread wasn't completely arbitrary, and that you didn't ponder that thought for more than 5 minutes. If you did, then you have rightfully earned pickle puffer for thinking about cock so much!!!!! With time, you'll learn the difference, and you'll start to see that the people who get ripped apart are the ones who DESERVE it. Just sit back, relax, hang, be cool. Be your fucking self!!!!!!

I assure you this place used to be a LOT worse than it was in terms of newbie bashing... you don't know the half of it. Now stop your sissy whining.... if you have something to say, say it. I'm sick of all these fucking threads about how much of a Nazzi camp this is. This is fucking candy land (No... not a reference to that OTHER place) compared to what a lot of us have seen in the past. Don't like it? Leave. Nobody is stopping you.

Otherwise.... weclome aboard, happy posting. There is the newbie welcoming committee you wanted... on the flip side, Cant' hang? Then shut the fuck up. Jesus. I'm sick of this. You punks think we make this place suck? Uhm.. no. we been here the whole time... this is how it's been, this is how it is. We've seen tons of people come and go, and gladly accepted those who could hang, as well as dismissed a whole gaggle of complete tools, and rightfully so. From just checking this place out lately, it's the influx of assholes that make this place suck... the chaos, the arbitrary clutter of bullshit. This place used to be fun... dunno what went wrong.

Anyway.. I probably just contradicted myself a million times. That's just the way I feel. Just frustrated. NOW EVERYBODY STOP YOUR FUCKING WHINING AND POST SOME FUNNY SHIT ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!


Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter.

Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 7:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

ClusterF@#$



Who the hell is this guy and how did he get so many posts? :p

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, FTL, and my brother in Rage Ree!

Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry?
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Satan, you know where i lie

Gently i go into that good night

All our lives get complicated

Search for pleasures overrated

Never armed our souls

For what the future would hold

When we were innocent...


ClusterF@#$
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 7:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
You must be confusing me with the sports forum post whore evil twin.

ps.... as if my previous rant wasn't enough, Dig this. working your way into a social setting is the same no matter where it is... whether it be here, at school, at work, at a party, etc. When you first enter into it, of course you're not gonna be the man right away. You gotta work your way in, do as the Romans do. And being an asshole and constantly complaining is only going to further hinder aclimating. You think if you went to a party and went around constantly complaining to the dudes who owned the house that you would be well received? No... they'd kick you right the fuck out. So once again... CHILL THE FUCK OUT AND OBSERVE A LITTLE BIT!!!!! Lurk. Read. Reply to threads. Get a feel for this place. Do that, and I guarantee you'll be hanging with the big boys in no time.

That's it. I'm done.


Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter.



This message was edited by ClusterF@#$ on 3-6-02 @ 9:16 PM
CarsonOGin
Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 10:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

You know what amazes me, if you jerkoffs don't like it here, then why are you here?



To meet and talk to people that share my fondness for O and A.

Not to get shit on by guys that think they are better than I am.

I've had to be on the defensive since I came here. And you will quickly come to understand that I will dish out exactly what I get shoved in my face. If you don't like my attitude, tone yours down when you speak to me or about me.

It's simple. It's also very easy to get you guys all pissed off. It's amusing, I also thought I'd get into better sparing matches than I have so far.

So I enjoy a good debate with insults, sue me.



But for Clusterf, I'll stop taunting for a week. But can I beat up the Don and Mike guys? They're fun...

Although I did post somethign earlier that's been bothering me since. I posted to that Blasphemy guy and called him a nigga just to piss him off. I feel that I crossed the line of decency there. I apoligise to the board and even that guy.

That's just not me. I guess I have just been on the offense like a mother fucker.

And I took it to far, especially with that comment. I can't beleive that I think about stuff like this as much as I do. But I am sorry to anyone I offended with my awful brash remarks.

( it sucks admitting when you were a *real* asshole, and I still dont' feel any better about it )



This message was edited by CarsonOGin on 3-6-02 @ 10:15 PM
hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 10:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Not to get shit on by guys that think they are better than I am.
I never said nor will I ever say I am better than you - this is a message board for Christ's sake, I'm not here to for glory or fame. I'm here to get a few laughs and hang with cool people.
quote:

I've had to be on the defensive since I came here. And you will quickly come to understand that I will dish out exactly what I get shoved in my face. If you don't like my attitude, tone yours down when you speak to me or about me.
If you came out of the gate in a normal manner instead of confrontational, you would've gotten the same from me. There's no need to be on the defensive, and if you had lurked around here for a while before interacting, you would've seen that's how it works. And if you did lurk, then you must've missed that.
quote:

It's also very easy to get you guys all pissed off.
I don't get pissed of because of a post or a reply to my post. JUST BECAUSE I TYPE LIKE THIS or I use "!!!" at the end of a sentence doesn't mean I'm looking to beat the shit out of someone. I sleep just fine, and I don't let words get to me - especially from people I don't even know.
quote:

So I enjoy a good debate with insults, sue me
Honestly, so do I.
quote:

And I took it to far, especially with that comment
I wasn't offended by that comment, but I can respect you taking responsibility for it. That's cool of you to do.

All I am saying is if you're going to bitch about how it is here, then everyone is just going to tell you to leave in every possible way they can manage to phrase it. Now if you complain to stimulate an argument, then don't bitch if the argument gets out of hand, or not up to your expectations.


This week's quote : Hope in the face of our human distress helps us to understand the turbulence deep inside that takes hold of our lives - Shame and disgrace over mental unrest keeps us from saving those we love - The grace within our hearts and the sorrow in our souls - Deception of fame - Vengeance of war - Lives torn apart - Losing oneself - Spiraling down - Feeling the walls closing in - A journey to find the answers inside our illusive mind...


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna chat.

And just what did you expect to find here? Something witty??


CarsonOGin
Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 10:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

All I am saying is if you're going to bitch about how it is here, then everyone is just going to tell you to leave in every possible way they can manage to phrase it. Now if you complain to stimulate an argument, then don't bitch if the argument gets out of hand, or not up to your expectations.


I'll be honest, I actively tried to get banned. I figured I could set a record. I was happy that on my first day of trying to get banned I had a status.

I thought it was working. But, I think the ModSquad saw right through me, especially with all my blatant disregaurd and mocking of the rules.

Damn guys are to schap for me...



FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 11:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
It's really easy to get banned, actually. Record is probably 1 post. That doesn't count the people who registered a mocking name or were banned previously.

No need to be defensive, nor is there a need to be offensive.... it's a message board.... just post and don't be stupid, it's simple...

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
"dream yourself awake" he calls

"an eternity awaits us all

open your eyes

and be with me forever.."


HOO HOO.. I INVENTED SIGS LIKE THIS!!


GRABMYJUNK
posted on 03-07-2002 @ 3:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Actually spuds, I got it from Buckaroo Banzai, a movie from the 80's

"Remember, where-ever you go...there you are."
"Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin
Jack Meehoff
Teh funny blah blah absent blah blah teh blah
posted on 03-07-2002 @ 4:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Uhm... forgive me if I am wrong but this is not the OFFICIAL Opie and Anthony message board.. This is a privately owned, unofficial message board to discuss the topic of the Opie and Anthony show. The way that the board is run is determined by the owner and he does not have to change it just because you think it should be something different. You want something different? Start paying the hosting/bandwidth bill. Until then just follow the rules that are put in place.

Enough said.




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All Post's Imply That Actual Thought Went Into Them. Take That With A Grain Of Salt.

CarsonOGin
Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.
posted on 03-07-2002 @ 5:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
Hey Jack.





Fast Freddy
Voted Most Likey to Suck Weed! be a fucking retarded douchebag!
The next old thread I bring up officially starts the mods in a race to ban me.
Flock wins!
posted on 03-07-2002 @ 5:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Im stoned and my balls are starting to itch.

Fast Freddy
Voted Most Likey to Suck Weed! be a fucking retarded douchebag!
The next old thread I bring up officially starts the mods in a race to ban me.
Flock wins!
posted on 03-07-2002 @ 5:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Im stoned and my balls are starting to itch.
red rocket
Secret Sex Chat
posted on 03-07-2002 @ 5:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
I would leave and go to the other massage board if your not tough skinned enough to stay here. We just ask you to follow rules that have been set up by the owner of the board. Since it is his board you should respect his wishes. Fuck off if you can't take it. No one said we would be nice. I tried to be nice to you Carson and you obviously are just a dick. Leave now and stop all your whining. Why would you bother wasting your time coming somewhere you don't like? It makes no sense to me at all. I am not going to go to the D&M message board and start posting stupid shit or listen to them to see what they say. I don't like them. I wouldn't go there for no reason.


NEVER FORGET
God Bless The USA.
Jack Meehoff
Teh funny blah blah absent blah blah teh blah
posted on 03-07-2002 @ 5:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Yeah... I was an ass when I started too... So I am a fucking hypocrite... so what. I learned within a day or two about the rules and haven't managed to piss anyone off recently. I am enjoying my stay here.




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All Post's Imply That Actual Thought Went Into Them. Take That With A Grain Of Salt.

Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 03-07-2002 @ 6:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

the board is for dildo chewing wannabes.

takes one to know one...



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

GO DUKE, 2002!!
CarsonOGin
Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.
posted on 03-08-2002 @ 12:12 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Fuck off if you can't take it



I did take it, and it was resolved. Then Jack ass here took it up again.

Fuck him and fuck you. I've been fine. And if someone wants to rub salt into woulnds that have been dropped I think *they* should be thick skinned enough to take a little ribbing back.

And why are you bitching now? I wasn't even talking to you.

EDIT: actually I didn't even talk to anyone here. My post was entirely within the rules of the board onwer. And I think that picture is a riot. That's what we are here for right? Laughs and conversation?

I'll feel free to remind you that you are not a mod either. And I have been fine, let the old shit drop I've explained it. I'm done with it.

Now who's trolling for a fight?





This message was edited by CarsonOGin on 3-8-02 @ 12:20 AM
ClusterF@#$
posted on 03-08-2002 @ 9:15 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Now let's all hug, make up, and give eachother blumpkins.

Who's up for Donkey Punches?!!! Raise your hand!!!


Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter.



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