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Subzero316
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Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 05-05-2002 @ 2:45 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hey Ants,will your name be SweetTooth when you go around driving the ice cream truck.


Master of the Cold....
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-05-2002 @ 5:43 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Hey Ants,will your name be SweetTooth when you go around driving the ice cream truck.
No, it will still be SweetCheeks.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 05-05-2002 @ 6:14 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Toasted Almond mmmmmmmmmmmmm




Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 05-05-2002 @ 6:20 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Wait a minute!

This one is stumping me.

I can't figure out the angle where this turns into something about Ants fucking Alkey in the ass, getting a reach around and then both of them slobbering on Silera's ass while her Vag recovers from it's latest illness.

I'm losing my powers of deduction.

I must commit ritual suicide now.




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 05-05-2002 @ 10:47 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I can't figure out the angle where this turns into something about Ants fucking Alkey in the ass, getting a reach around and then both of them slobbering on Silera's ass while her Vag recovers from it's latest illness.


It's so obvious, you're gonna kick yourself when you find out.





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silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-05-2002 @ 10:50 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

I'm losing my powers of deduction.


My Vag doesn't have her . anymore. So you can cross out crime scene sex.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-06-2002 @ 12:27 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

My Vag doesn't have her . anymore. So you can cross out crime scene sex.


Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-11-2002 @ 7:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
I will NOT let this die, dammit! C'mon people, I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

(crickets)

Ahem. I said...

We all scream for ice cream!!!





This message was edited by Ants in My Pants on 5-11-02 @ 7:55 PM
Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS
posted on 05-11-2002 @ 8:20 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00







I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series


Living Legend
WankTruster
What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then:
Living Legend=Faggot
posted on 05-11-2002 @ 8:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
quote:





Why would he be going in reverse?



"Sometimes you have to read every word to get the whole picture."
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BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 05-11-2002 @ 8:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02



Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 25 and 10
C'mon, Boston isn't that tough!
Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS
posted on 05-11-2002 @ 8:58 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

Why would he be going in reverse?

quote:

the ice cream man is driving backwards to try to get away from Hybrid's thrusting sig pic


Dumbass




I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series


rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 05-11-2002 @ 9:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Why would he be going in reverse?



Maybe he skipped some dumbasses like Living Legend, and he's reversing to take their order...




2002 Crack Committee Objectives:

:-P

1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year

:)

2. Hate the Braves with a passion

:confused:

3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year

:-D

4. Mets win World Series!!!

:-D

5. Have Red Sox miss the playoffs yet finish 10 games in front of the Yankees

:)
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-11-2002 @ 9:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

THE ICE CREAM MAN IS COMING!!!

quote:

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

We all scream for ice cream!!!

I think I understand now...
quote:

Ants in My Pants
Billy

AIMP is, in actuality...

:eek: :eek: Billy Kincaid! :eek: :eek:

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 05-11-2002 @ 11:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02

This thread will not die!


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 25 and 10
C'mon, Boston isn't that tough!
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 05-11-2002 @ 11:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02



Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 25 and 10
C'mon, Boston isn't that tough!
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 05-11-2002 @ 11:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02



Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 25 and 10
C'mon, Boston isn't that tough!
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 05-11-2002 @ 11:35 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
My contribution...



Best Ice Cream in the world, motherbitches :-D
quote:

Yep, Meekrob you definetley earned this (I'm sure goatweed won't mind)...
Not at all - in fact, I'll second that!!!11


The line between fantasy and reality is the same as that between sanity and insanity...which side of the line are you on?


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna say hi.

Have you hugged your black box today?


BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 05-11-2002 @ 11:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02

Duran Duran sucks

Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 25 and 10
C'mon, Boston isn't that tough!


This message was edited by BIV on 5-11-02 @ 11:36 PM
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 05-11-2002 @ 11:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02

Eurotrash has an alliance for everything.


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 25 and 10
C'mon, Boston isn't that tough!
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 05-11-2002 @ 11:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Sorry, had to post another.


Lets get rid of these too:




Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 25 and 10
C'mon, Boston isn't that tough!
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 05-12-2002 @ 12:18 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02




Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 26 and 10 and looking for the sweep!
C'mon, Boston isn't that tough!
QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 05-12-2002 @ 12:35 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
+E+



This message was edited by QuickStop on 5-12-02 @ 12:46 AM
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 05-12-2002 @ 12:41 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Good one!
Shouldn't the "Y" be an "E" though?


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 26 and 10 and looking for the sweep!
C'mon, Boston isn't that tough!
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 05-12-2002 @ 12:47 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02



Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 26 and 10 and looking for the sweep!
C'mon, Boston isn't that tough!


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