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Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 9:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I am going to urinate at the bar from now on.


I dont think they will allow you to do that sorry. ;)


Master of the Cold....
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 10:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Umm... no chit chatting in here!!!!11

Get to work!



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club


Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 10:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 00
quote:

I came 4 times tonight in the bathroom at bar 9, does that count?




i guess. what went on in your mind during??



Email
- AIM:lentnycGO TO LENTSITE.COM MOTHERBITCHES!!!

RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 10:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
I don't have to think about anything. If I have to pee bad enough, when I do I cum, it's that simple. Later on when I actually mastubate I will give you the full details.



I LOVE THE MORON
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 11:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I came 4 times tonight in the bathroom at bar 9, does that count?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

i guess. what went on in your mind during??


silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 11:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Ants you fag!!!!11 How the fuck are we supposed to get all hot and bothered when you post pics of your gay acquaintances in here. Get OUT!!! You will not turn yet another perfectly heterosexual thread into a forum for your alternative lifestyle.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club


Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 11:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

You will not turn yet another perfectly heterosexual thread into a forum for your alternative lifestyle.
Says you.

So... who wants to hear about my masturbating?

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 11:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

So... who wants to hear about my masturbating?


You really are Mr. Bitter. You even want to c-block self gratification.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE HAPPY PLACE!!!!11



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club


RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 11:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
I agree ants, take the gayness elsewhere.
I was online, and no one was talking to me, so I left for about 20 minutes to get in a few orgasms. I got undressed and got into my bed. I pulled the sheet around my ankles and under my back so my legs can't move. Put on my nipple clamps, and with my right hand I started rubbing my clit. I was fantasizing about being kidnapped, and being forced to be his sex slave. Within 2 minutes I had my first orgasm. I continued rubbing my clit and at this point I had already given fantasy boy 3 blow jobs. MMMM, being told what to do is such a turn on. I came again, and decided to change position. I rolled over onto my stomach and pictured him entering me doggy style. I made the nipple clamps tighter, and began to finger myself. Again, I came, but this time much harder. I layed there for a few minutes, and now I am back online. Stay tuned for round 2.



I LOVE THE MORON
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 12:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
i agree with silera


OUT, FOUL ANTS, OUT!


THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!







My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!



this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because

Squidward
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 12:11 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Rape Fantasizer, that post, with that pic, has to be the hottest thing I've seen on this board. Can't wait for round 2.

njstrawberry
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 12:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

You will not turn yet another perfectly heterosexual thread into a forum for your alternative lifestyle.


Damn it to hell. I imagine this goes for me too? Fuck fuck fuck. ;)




...Whenever, wherever...We're meant to be together...I'll be there and you'll be near...And that's the deal my dear...
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 12:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
C'mon Jen, let's go somewhere where our raging bisexuality is appreciated.

RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 12:26 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Damn it to hell. I imagine this goes for me too? Fuck fuck fuck.

Of course not strawberry, we'd love to hear about your masterbating sessions.



I LOVE THE MORON
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 05-09-2002 @ 12:43 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I vow this thread never hits page two.





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
It was LARGE, I swear.
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 12:49 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I vow this thread never hits page two.

Shouldn't that be in inside jokes?
Speaking of inside, time for round 2, be back later with an update.



I LOVE THE MORON
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 12:50 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
IrishAlkey: i wanna hear about you touching your cock

Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 12:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 00
quote:

Stay tuned for round 2.



Woah!
And i apoligize for Ants using my l33t pic taking skillz for homosexual reasons. :-D



Email
- AIM:lentnycGO TO LENTSITE.COM MOTHERBITCHES!!!

Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 12:59 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
anyone else in agreement with me that this is the greatest thread ?

well....except for Ants trying to defile it......

Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!
Beware my posts....I might be banned again!
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 1:37 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

well....except for Ants trying to defile it
I give up. Enjoy your little heterosexual thread, losers.

RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 3:06 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
I laid in my bed naked, reached over and once again grabbed my nipple clamps and put them on. Then I reached for my vibrator. I pushed play on the VCR to start the porn. It was Bad Girl 8, Prisoners of Love with Kobe Tai and Rebecca Wild. I turned on the vibrator and started to rub my clit with it. Within seconds I came. I slowly inserted it into me with my left hand and gently pulled it in and out. I used my right hand to continue rubbing my clit. My heart was pounding at this point and my breath was heavy. I watched Kobe Tai getting it on with all sorts of girls and continued to cum every few minutes. After about an hour or so, I slowed down and lay there, basking in an after orgasm glow.



I LOVE THE MORON
njstrawberry
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 9:44 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

C'mon Jen, let's go somewhere where our raging bisexuality is appreciated.


Who is "our" bisexuality? You're just gay. It's different for guys. ;)

quote:

Of course not strawberry, we'd love to hear about your masterbating sessions.


Oh no, this is "Silera's Happy Place". I'm not whoring the attention from the princess. ;)



...Whenever, wherever...We're meant to be together...I'll be there and you'll be near...And that's the deal my dear...
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 9:57 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
But... Strawberry... It would be a treat to get off thinking about you touching your pussy.

And Alkey said:

quote:

...I dedicate this to her and all the other self-endulging ladies of the board ...



I know that you're self endulging... I know you have it in you... Come... Join us... Play with us.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club


Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 6:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Round 1 and 2 were great, will they be a round 3 Rape?


Master of the Cold....
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 12:27 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
I lay in bed and imagined that someone lay next to me, stroking my face lightly and rubbing my arms and back. I was face down letting the weight of my body fall on my right hand while I held my pussy in it. I teased myself with my finger, softly stroking, letting it slip in and pulling it out slowly. I played with my clit with my thumb, rubbing it. Once I felt my inner thigh and hand were drenched, I put my left hand beneath as well. Holding my right hand with my left, I began to ride finger slowly. I lifted my pussy up and down on it, fast and hard. I felt myself cumming but I couldn’t reach it so I turned myself over and kept fingering myself, using my left hand to guide my right hand. Pretending to be watched, imagining that he was asking me to cum for him. I moaned and lifted my body up into my finger, over and over again, but I couldn’t cum. I felt all of it in me and I couldn’t reach it. I turned over again face down, and switched hands. I held me left hand in my right and grabbed my pussy hard while I rode on my finger. Then, instead of riding it up and down, I pushed my finger in my pussy as far as possible and moved my entire towards the headboard and then back. I could feel my pussy tightening up on my finger; my inner thighs dripping and I ached with pain in my arms and back. I kept hearing the whisper in my ear “Cum for me” and I felt the relief swell up through me, taking me over while my body forged through the orgasm and I sighed and moaned in relief.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club




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