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The Unofficial Opie & Anthony Message Board - Being that I am an Official "Junkyard Dog," I feel obligated to have a thread in MY forum that has a title longer than that of Sleeper's. I'm not quite sure what this thread is about, but I feel a wise idea would be to voice our opinions on just how much we all disapprove of Sleeper's goofy, immature antics as of late on the board. Also, feel free to kiss Faceman's ass in the hopes that he grant you a custom, "JYD 4 Life" status.

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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Being that I am an Official "Junkyard Dog," I feel obligated to have a thread in MY forum that has a title longer than that of Sleeper's. I'm not quite sure what this thread is about, but I feel a wise idea would be to voice our opinions on just how much we all disapprove of Sleeper's goofy, immature antics as of late on the board. Also, feel free to kiss Faceman's ass in the hopes that he grant you a custom, "JYD 4 Life" status.
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 1:06 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:
I don't get it. But, whatever.

Really quite simple, no typos, no misspelled words.

Alkey here is the thing, I got no problem with being "mean". Good, be mean. More gooder for all of us. But this thread is a perfect example of what I'm talking about.

I encourage a fight, in the Junkyard no less, and the fight turns on me. Imagine Ant or inbred's sig at the the bottom of my post and at the very least I would have been ignored.

quote:
Fine.
Give your little 12 year old board friends a round of high fives. It appals me that you and your ilk think your incessant ramblings on the message board give you any kind of real status that is worth mentioning. The fact is, if it wasn't for the the dribble that you post on the board to fill the empty space inside, no one would know who the fuck you are, or would even care. The only difference between you and Living Legend or DIG is that you have a "good 'ol boy" support network in this board that seems to think bullying new members off the board is a good idea. Just because you say each other's shit is gold, it doesn't make it so. One day you will wake up in a pool of your own sweat and your dick in your hand and realize you are a pathetic zero that will never recover from the serious abuse you received from cruel kids and an unloving family.
Get a life and fucking die, tool.

What the fuck was wrong with this post? Even if you ignore my so called "everybody is mean" rant, there is some funney shit in there.

I just don't get you people, that's all. Maybe I don't share your "brand" of humor. hubla, hubla.

Ilk = The same type
ex. lawyers, politicians and their ilk. :-D


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 1:11 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
One day you will wake up in a pool of your own sweat and your dick in your hand and realize you are a pathetic zero
One day? He's lucky, that's everyday for me.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 1:25 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
wait, what's wrong with waking up in a pool of sweat with a dick in your hand?



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 1:29 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
oooh, good question.



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 1:31 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
I encourage a fight, in the Junkyard no less, and the fight turns on me.


= teh funney!11!1!!11!!!








WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 1:33 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
It appalls me that map quest had to be used in this thread.

Could someone just piss on my leg and get it over with?



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 1:34 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:
quote:

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I encourage a fight, in the Junkyard no less, and the fight turns on me.

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= teh funney!11!1!!11!!!


Oh.



Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 1:45 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
Could someone just piss on my leg and get it over with?
I don't have his number, get it from George.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 1:54 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Appall or Appal vt -palled', -palling
L to be pale, to horrify, dismay or shock.


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 2:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
he he - i heard about that.



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 2:04 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
Appall or Appal vt -palled', -palling
L to be pale, to horrify, dismay or shock.


You meant to type appal. Ok.

You know what? I don't believe that, but again, whatever.

I still think you should look in the mirror and jerk off.

I do it all the time.





Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??




This message was edited by silera on 5-27-02 @ 2:09 AM
Mangino
I live... again.		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 2:05 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:
I don't have his number, get it from George.



Its kinda sad that it took me awhile to figure that one out. I stink!


Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!
Beware my posts....I might be banned again!
Resident of Mr.Rogers neighborhood
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 2:14 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:
I still think you should look in the mirror and jerk off.

I do it all the time.

Never disputed that, fun for everyone. I also like to take a tape recorder with me so I can record the old-man moans.
aaaaaaaaaaannnnggh


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 2:16 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
I still think you should look in the mirror and jerk off.



You're even hot when you're being a bitch.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 2:21 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
No one has rolled over for the HBIC yet.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 2:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
I stink!
So did her sheets the next morning.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
Mangino
I live... again.		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 2:36 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:
So did her sheets the next morning.




Hey.....Im starting to feel obligated to defend my abscent partner in crime here.....its still funny as hell though...lol

Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!
Beware my posts....I might be banned again!
Resident of Mr.Rogers neighborhood
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 2:49 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
*rolls over*






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 3:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Good boy!

You still ain't getting near the carpet.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 3:19 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
The carpet looks like it was in the Menendez's living room anyway...






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 3:23 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Four days.

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

Guess what?

It's Monday.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??




This message was edited by silera on 5-27-02 @ 3:29 AM
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 3:42 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
Guess what?

It's Monday.
And all is well.

Well, for Alkey it is.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
Lawdy
posted on 05-27-2002 @ 4:01 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
Hey Lawdy Lawdy, Hey Lawdy Lawdy, Hey!

Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, Oh lawdy lawdy, lawdy dah.
Nathan Graves
posted on 05-27-2002 @ 11:49 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
Could someone just piss on my leg and get it over with?
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I don't have his number, get it from George


She said leg not bed ;)


President of the Un-Ban Psycho Bitch Club


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