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| bluetarp | posted on 04-10-2001 @ 11:26 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01  | But no, an air pocket in the cellulite allows bluetarp to survive. Ramming his tank into her nasty twat, and opening the valve all the way, blows lard chunks all over the pool. Everyone is covered with the blubber. Bluetarp hops out, and lights it up, burning all with the oil on the surface. Some people think I'm a psycho, everybody else knows it! | ||||
| Jon Benet Norton G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist | posted on 04-10-2001 @ 11:46 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | I guess I lose to Maynard because I replied too late. Oh well. ::::::Takes Maynards air regulator and shits in it:::::: Just for good measure. My adopted newbies are OPM * Chick and Bangster. Check out my other sigs:Visit this Website "The saddest thing in life is wasted talent" -Machiavelli- | ||||
| HummerLovin I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night | posted on 04-10-2001 @ 11:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | ::the remains of the formerly squished hummerlovin and the shit in the balloons from kingpin combine and regenerate the formerly dead beer drinker and he rises up to twice his size as some sort of shitblubberguts mutation and points to jewdown, wondering how he could steal his beers!:: [fuck sig pics]I'm fucking sick of the hassle[/fuck sig pics] "My life is miserable so FUCK YOU!!!" | ||||
| MrQuotes NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Missile Command | posted on 04-11-2001 @ 12:32 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | :keeps his distance and begins to laught at everybody's misfortune: bodies strewn across the dead end street broken bottles under children's feet but i won't heed the battle call it puts my back up, puts my back up agains the wall | ||||
| HummerLovin I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night | posted on 04-11-2001 @ 12:37 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | ::hummer takes his oxygen tank and shoves it up Mr. Quotes' ass.. "Laugh at this beeeaaatttccchhh!!!":: [fuck sig pics]I'm fucking sick of the hassle[/fuck sig pics] "My life is miserable so FUCK YOU!!!" | ||||
| MrQuotes NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Missile Command | posted on 04-11-2001 @ 1:05 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | :stops laughing, and then tries to run away like the little bitch he is: bodies strewn across the dead end street broken bottles under children's feet but i won't heed the battle call it puts my back up, puts my back up agains the wall | ||||
| HummerLovin I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night | posted on 04-11-2001 @ 1:10 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | ::unfortunately, it is very difficult to run with an oxygen tank embedded in one's ass so hummer grabs Mr Quotes, and throws him off the dock to swim with the fishes:: ::hummer regroups, grabs emergency 12 pack and continues drinking:: [fuck sig pics]I'm fucking sick of the hassle[/fuck sig pics] "My life is miserable so FUCK YOU!!!" | ||||
| Rog2K | posted on 04-11-2001 @ 10:40 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | ::with great skill and dexterity, In one swift movement, I grab jewdown's charred ankle, pulling him into the murky depths, while grabbing his coronas, covering the open one with my thumb, and resubmerging before the fire has a chance to light me up:: Remember, amateurs built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic. | ||||
| HummerLovin I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night | posted on 04-11-2001 @ 2:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | ::Hummer applaudes Rog's ability to drink a beer underwater:: [fuck sig pics]I'm fucking sick of the hassle[/fuck sig pics] "My life is miserable so FUCK YOU!!!" | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 04-11-2001 @ 4:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | ::floats by on a water matress as he sips his Arizona Ice Tea and Soco:: ::Looks in the water and scoffs at the pathetic losers tryin to fight:: No blood, no body parts, what the fuck kind of fight is this? Here, I'll make it interesting: ::Blows silent dog whistle and in comes 12 hungry great white sharks at Grumpy's command:: Go get em boys. ::Paddles off singing Harry Belefonte's Banana Boat Song:: Deeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy oH, Deeyyyyeyyyeyyy Oh Daylight come, and me wanna go home. Dey Izzze deh, izzeh deh, izzeeehhh dehhhhyyyooo  Contact me if you want to be adopted. I'll teach you to think 'Outside the Box'. 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 011110001100110000001100000000110000111000011 010001001100110000001100000001001000111100011 010000101100110000001100000010000100110110011 010000101100110000001100000010000100110011011 010001001100111111001111110001001000110001111 011110001100111111001111110000110000110000111 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 | ||||
| Rog2K | posted on 04-11-2001 @ 5:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | ::Rips out Maynard's air tube:: ::Wedges between one of the shark's jaws & manages to"mount" the fish:: Yeeeeeee-Haaaaaaaaaaaawwwwww!!!!!!!!! We got ourselves a rodeo!!!!!! Remember, amateurs built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic. | ||||
| Kingpin KEEPER OF THE FLAME. I have a little Wick. PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN. | posted on 04-11-2001 @ 7:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | ::Sees the sharks inthe water, takes electrical line and drops it into water, shocking the Great Whites, anybody up for poached shark???, walks away whistling saying to self, I love to cook:: NOBODY WANTS TO BE ADOPTED BY ME!!! EVERYTHING ENDS BADLY, OTHERWISE IT WOULDN'T END. E-Mail Me | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 04-11-2001 @ 7:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: :::Comes up behind Kingpin and smacks him with a lead pipe for not realizing that by doing that, HE ALSO SHOCKED EVERYONE IN THE WATER !!!:::  "In my veins courses the blood of the ancients... I am one of the rightful heirs to this planet!" "What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion."-Sephiroth "Jesus Christ buddy, you are WHITE! Do you live underground or something?"- Vos Have any anime questions? Send me a E-mail or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182 Go to foundry Chat, home of NUDE TEEN Chatters I am Master Shredder....I am Ninja Master | ||||
| onehung lo434 | posted on 04-11-2001 @ 7:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | HE ALSO SHOCKED EVERYONE IN THE WATER !!!::: :Applauding Kingpin: Lmao | ||||
| Kingpin KEEPER OF THE FLAME. I have a little Wick. PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN. | posted on 04-12-2001 @ 5:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Uh Duh that was the idea Seph!!! NOBODY WANTS TO BE ADOPTED BY ME!!! EVERYTHING ENDS BADLY, OTHERWISE IT WOULDN'T END. E-Mail Me | ||||
| BARRY MANILOW | posted on 04-12-2001 @ 5:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | :The ref clears the water of the burned bodies and body parts. Gets rid of the sharks and recycles the bottles on the dock and says: "O.K. people.....ROUND TWO (2?Ponderous)"  | ||||
| jewdown | posted on 04-12-2001 @ 5:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Hey! I was only a spectator in RD 1! Still I was hit in the head with a shit-balloon, burnt to a crisp, pulled under water and had my stolen beer stolen, electocuted! OK Barry, you want round two (2!!!) Since I have no tollerance for authority, ::Climbs high dive, jumps off, performs "triple lindy" landing on Barry, crushing his spine, thus then paralizing him. Jabs him repeatedly with harpoon in arms and legs. Waits for carnivorous fish to tear him into shreads while he screams in pain:: | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 04-12-2001 @ 8:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Then you are just flat out mean. "In my veins courses the blood of the ancients... I am one of the rightful heirs to this planet!" "What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion."-Sephiroth "Jesus Christ buddy, you are WHITE! Do you live underground or something?"- Vos Have any anime questions? Send me a E-mail or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182 Go to foundry Chat, home of NUDE TEEN Chatters I am Master Shredder....I am Ninja Master | ||||
| HummerLovin I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night | posted on 04-12-2001 @ 9:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | ::Since Hummer stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night, he is able to give Barry a spine transplant, returning him to the fight:: ::Hummer looks at Jewdown and wonders why he would just kill a guy in one post after doing nothing but 'observing'..:: ::Hummer pulls jewdown onto the dock and beats him to death with Barry's old spinal cord:: [fuck sig pics]I'm fucking sick of the hassle[/fuck sig pics] "My life is miserable so FUCK YOU!!!" "And FUCK YOU TeenWeek! You know why.." | ||||
| jewdown | posted on 04-12-2001 @ 10:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Great! Now I'm dead. Thanx Hummer. I guess thats what I get for stealing you beer, huh? | ||||
| MrQuotes NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Missile Command | posted on 04-12-2001 @ 10:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | :remembers what happened before and plays dead, only problem is that its underwater: bodies strewn across the dead end street broken bottles under children's feet but i won't heed the battle call it puts my back up, puts my back up agains the wall | ||||
| HummerLovin I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night | posted on 04-12-2001 @ 10:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | It's not my fault.... I was drunk! ::Hummer uses the knowledge he gained by staying at the Holiday Inn Express and removes the swelling in Jewdown's brain and brings him to life:: Now YOU owe ME a few beers!! [fuck sig pics]I'm fucking sick of the hassle[/fuck sig pics] "My life is miserable so FUCK YOU!!!" "And FUCK YOU TeenWeek! You know why.." | ||||
| bluetarp | posted on 04-12-2001 @ 11:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | ::Bluetarp dives in passing a round of tequilla shots to all. As everybody swigs theirs back, tarp laughs his ass off, reminded of his second favorite Socrates quote. "I drank what? " Everyone is poisoned. HA!:: Some people think I'm a psycho, everybody else knows it! | ||||
| HummerLovin I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night | posted on 04-12-2001 @ 11:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Must be you bought the tequila shots at WWF-NY... [fuck sig pics]I'm fucking sick of the hassle[/fuck sig pics] "My life is miserable so FUCK YOU!!!" "And FUCK YOU TeenWeek! You know why.." | ||||
| Rog2K | posted on 04-13-2001 @ 10:09 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | ::Wheels in fabled kegerator & starts pumping:: ::Hummer aproaches to get first beer:: ::Purposely overpumps keg & unleashes foamy golden bath on Hummer, knocking him on his back & cracking his skull:: There's the beer jewdown owed you... Remember, amateurs built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic. | ||||
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