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Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 1:54 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
TeenSlut, you know I love you, but Guys, she's not old enough for you!!!

TeenSlut
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 1:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

she's not old enough for you

Shhh! You're gonna roon it! My fake ID says I'm 21 so if it's good enough to get me into a bar that should be good enough for you guys to bang me :) And Maynard, you can come over anytime. I'll be here waiting ;)



I can help you change
tired moments into pleasure.
Say the word and we'll be
well upon our way.

Thanks to Sephiroth for the sig pic!
Metalfan
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 1:58 PM      
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quote:

Maybe if I came over you could come up with something interesting for us to do?



Like what Gaynard...shave your legs? (TOG)

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 1:58 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
[TOG] 15 will get you 20 [TOG]


MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 2:04 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
But guys, I'm only 17. ;-)

Hey PetalFag. Bite me.




Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
Metalfan
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 2:09 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Bite me.


Well that's now way to get your geeey ass outta the barrel man...LOL

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
TeenSlut
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 2:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Since no one has come over to play with me yet I'm going to go eat lunch. Talk to you guys later.



I can help you change
tired moments into pleasure.
Say the word and we'll be
well upon our way.

Thanks to Sephiroth for the sig pic!
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 2:15 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Why thank you. Now, does anyone wanna come over and play and relieve some of my boredom? My hands are getting tired...


OOh pick me pick me. Plus I'm the only one in this thread where it doesn't count as statutory rape.



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Lt Boogaloo
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 2:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
In working on this damn sig pic.....I realize 2 things:

1) I need better software
2) Contributing to the deliquency of a minor is a charge i wouldn't mind having on my record.

-Still Making A New Sig-
If my answers frighten you, stop asking scary questions
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o&aswallow
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 2:20 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Well you gotta give Teen credit. Slacker Thread = The place to go when your horny!.

Hi Ahlexus sweety, glad your feeling better. And you know you don't need ol Sol in the sky to nude sunbath when I'm around ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Frat Guy has rented one of the foster bedrooms as of 7/21. Yes ladies, another college boy is in town for you to ravage.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 2:21 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Am I the only one who finds it ironic that TS isn't available for nude or erotic modeling?


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 2:24 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Since no one has come over to play with me yet I'm going to go eat lunch.



And who is "lunch"? ( again...TOG)


HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 2:26 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Wow, I go to a "buisness" lunch and a new slacker pops up. Welcome TEEN Slut. And Maynard, The non-nude and erotic modeling isn't her choice. She'd be happy to provide it, but Uncle Sam isn't a Kid Toucher.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
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There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 2:39 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

but Uncle Sam isn't a Kid Toucher

I thought you told us it was your Uncle George that touched you.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 2:42 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Maynard, are you confused. All of your information is wrong. I don't have an Uncle George, it was my Uncle Waldo, who ended up becoming my Aunt Wanda. And he never touched me. He used to make me... Oh yeah, I forgot what I was doing. Never mind.

So how bad is that weather going to be in Florida.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


o&aswallow
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 2:45 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Contributing to the deliquency of a minor is a charge i wouldn't mind having on my record.



LT, I have a cure for that. Envision you and Bubba in a cell and Bubba looks at you with that twinkle in his eye and says "Bugaloo, you is my biatch now".


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Frat Guy has rented one of the foster bedrooms as of 7/21. Yes ladies, another college boy is in town for you to ravage.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 2:47 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

So how bad is that weather going to be in Florida.

It's been raining for like a week straight. Ahlexus and I have been cooped up in the house all week. ;-)


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
o&aswallow
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 2:50 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Ahlexus and I have been cooped up in the house all week.



Well that explains why she is having all of those headaches :-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Frat Guy has rented one of the foster bedrooms as of 7/21. Yes ladies, another college boy is in town for you to ravage.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 2:50 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

It's been raining for like a week straight. Ahlexus and I have been cooped up in the house all week


Hanging Drapes or picking out throw pillows? I heard your kind are good with interior decorating.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Metalfan
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 2:54 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Bugaloo, you is my biatch now



Geez OAS....seems like you've had those words said to you before....LOL. Some closet you care to take leave of?

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 2:58 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
NO actually her headaches are from her head banging against the headboard. ;-)

Hey Hosp, I think you are getting your Uncle confused with OAS.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
o&aswallow
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 2:59 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
No Metal, unlike you, I do get out of the house regularly so there is no need for me to play in any closets. Sorry, you set yourself up.

And Mom, Maynard and Hosp are calling each other fags again!


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Frat Guy has rented one of the foster bedrooms as of 7/21. Yes ladies, another college boy is in town for you to ravage.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 3:06 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
No I wasn't OAS, I meant there were a lot of Athletes who are known just as well for their interior decorating as much as their athletic prowess. There was that Olympic Diver guy, he won a lot of medals, last time he competed he banged his head on the diving board... What was his name?


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 3:18 PM      
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Registered: May. 01

Ok, Ok, ENOUGH !!





Though dreams can be deceiving
Like faces are to hearts
They serve for sweet relieving
When fantasy and reality lie too far apart
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 3:23 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
This is going to stretch the page & I'm probably replying to myself, but you all are killing me!


Gaze upon the smooth girl skin... mmmm... feeling better yet ?!

(Crap wrong one)




Though dreams can be deceiving
Like faces are to hearts
They serve for sweet relieving
When fantasy and reality lie too far apart


This message was edited by heyladiladi on 7-23-01 @ 3:26 PM


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