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The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 12-02-2001 @ 11:05 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I'm gonna have to agree...

I'm remiss to concur...



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

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GonzoStyle
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 12:13 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

cock blocker here reporting for duty

oh wait..nevermind i don't have a cock..sorry



Why not Psyhco Bitch has one, I thought all the cool chicks had cocks now. God get with the times woman what is wrong with you? How can you share the hepatitis if you don't have a nice sweaty infection poker?





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IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 12-03-2001 @ 4:59 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Jealous? I really don't think so...Why don't you go fuck yourself... oops - strike that - that is what you do because no one else will! Get a life "dear"!


How do you sit to type with that stick up your ass?

quote:

Oh god this is rapidly becoming the most disturbing thread I've seen here.


Proof that Froy has never opened "Off Topic."







Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 5:03 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
kim, if you want to talk about pleasing all us guys and gals, no one will tell you to stop it. then you can be the attention gal for awhile



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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 5:05 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
i thought it was my turn to be the attention whore :(



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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 5:08 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
you can still be our whore



Monday December 3- CBS: QUeens, Dear, Raymond, BEcker- REPEAT...NBC: Weakest Link Third Watch edition (these people aren't famous), Third Watch, Ed...FOX: Boston Public, McBeal...ABC: Millionare, Packers at Jaguars...BET: COrnbread, Earl and Me...WB: 7th Heaven, Angel- repeats...LATE NIGHT: Carlos Mencia on PI...
Sephiroth
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 5:39 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

RottenVinny said:
Pretty soon everyone is going to get sick of your pics you know. And then what?
-Vinny



Pretty soon, everyone's gonna get tired of your posting vinny, then what? Ooops, we already are. Go play with a loaded pistol you fucking dipshit.

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GonzoStyle
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 11:02 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
I dunno about you guys but I am only putting up with her cause I wanna fuck her, hope her fuckin is better than her posting though.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

Kid Afrika
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 11:07 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I dunno about you guys but I am only putting up with her cause I wanna fuck her

I can only speak for me, but I respect her for her mind. ;)

PIMPHAND!!!


And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.

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Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 11:10 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I dunno about you guys but I am only putting up with her cause I wanna fuck her\him


Do you know how many people YOU could write this about Gonzo?

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GonzoStyle
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 11:10 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I can only speak for me, but I respect her for her mind.



yeah but you can't stick your dick in her thoughts, i am sure she is a smart girl.

But I respect her for her fine ass.

I'd respect her more if she would pop the whiteheads on my smegma pouch and lick the bleeding sores on my shaft.

quote:

Do you know how many people YOU could write this about Gonzo?


Yeah true but I really wanna fuck this one, you are such old news anyway ken you hurt me, but I will surive.





I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here





This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 12-3-01 @ 11:20 AM
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 12:58 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

you are such old news anyway ken you hurt me, but I will surive.
This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 12-3-01 @ 11:20 AM



God that is soooooo " Single White Female", I'm frightened.

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french bread pizza
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 1:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
alright alright i think we can work this out for everyone here...

quote:

I'd respect her more if she would pop the whiteheads on my smegma pouch and lick the bleeding sores on my shaft.


do you think you might be able to pop them yourself (or find someone else) then i can just lick the bleeding sores?? that's my favorite part anyway..

quote:

I can only speak for me, but I respect her for her mind.


you can make out with my mind while gonzo's popping his whiteheads

quote:

thought it was my turn to be the attention whore


you're always my whore..and i am yours..therefore i want you..naked..in my bed..now..no exceptions..kthanx

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http://www.clubi.net/~purecstasy/pics
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 1:45 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
woah woah woah, I am a mod I do not do these things myself woman, you don't see other mods like maverick popping his own white-heads.

What the fuck good are you to me now?

Can we just skip the foreplay then and get to the part where I penetrate you smelly tuna box with the jagged end of a bud bottle. While you rub the shaft of my infection stick with a poison ivy leaf, then ram a ben folds CD in my ass so I can think of faceman.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

french bread pizza
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 2:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
okay but...first lube up the hot pink strap on so that i can ram it into your asshole right after you take a shit..and make sure it's runny this time, it's easier for me to lick it off the strap on. and while i'm having my little snack can yoi please eat the blood out of my period fluidy pussy, i'm on my heaviest day of the week and i'm out of tampons

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(changed link for bigger pics so the mods can attack the one-eyed purple headed warrior)
http://www.clubi.net/~purecstasy/pics
Sephiroth
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 2:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

......then ram a ben folds CD in my ass so I can think of faceman.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES

Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade.
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KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS

Kid Afrika
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 2:10 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Aw crap, GS always gets the good chicks. Must be his charming ways...


And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.

BrundleFly says, "Kid didn't land on OA.com, OA.com landed on Kid!"


GonzoStyle
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 2:15 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

my period fluidy pussy,



Sorry you tried to hard on that one, it has to flow. You gave it a good shot though but you can try again some day real soon. The whole dildo thing was ok but way too predictable, but nice effort.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

spitfire421
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 2:15 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

i thought it was my turn to be the attention whore

[whining girl]How come it's always everyone else's turn? When am I going to get my shot? Bah! I'm just gonna go write an FU thread ;)[/whining girl]

quote:

I dunno about you guys but I am only putting up with her cause I wanna fuck her, hope her fuckin is better than her posting though.
At least she won't be able to post with a fuckstick in her mouth and a pair of ballies in her hands.

quote:

this is pitiful
Once again, I must agree with ya VG, add this one to your list ;)



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french bread pizza
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 2:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
see you're right i did..i usually say fluidy puss puss..but i'm on my period right now so i wanted to try to intergrate my pain and torture..

do you have lessons i could sign up for?

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http://www.clubi.net/~purecstasy/pics
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 2:25 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
French Bread and Alkey are like the Post Whore versions of the Gate Keeper and the Keymaster (from Gozer)
I think it would be very bad if they ever got together.

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Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 12-03-2001 @ 2:36 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

do you have lessons i could sign up for?



Someone needs to enroll in the CBH School for the Perverted & Demented.


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I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
Sephiroth
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 2:38 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

French Bread and Alkey are like the Post Whore versions of the Gate Keeper and the Keymaster (from Gozer)
I think it would be very bad if they ever got together.


Fuck, I have a Image Macro like that, but i guess it wouldnt be funny now. Excellent reference anyway.

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Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade.
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KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS

virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 3:00 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Once again, I must agree with ya VG, add this one to your list


i knew you would Spit, and thats why like you lots :)...list? what's this list you speak of? ;)

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dressed in the fabric of a world unfolding
offering me intricate patterns of questions
rhythms that never come clean
and strengths that you still haven't seen ...

GonzoStyle
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 3:11 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

i usually say fluidy puss puss..



That's even worse now, god it's like when magus walks into a room. You just made any sexual desire I had go away.

Fluidy puss puss, that's like a fuckin pet name I'd give to the sore on the side of my mothers bushy tuna bucket, very disapointing.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here



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