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Axl
I lead the reckless life!
IP is my #1 fan!!
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 3:42 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Somebody need some background music?

You wan'da step into my world
It's a sociopsychotic state of bliss
You've been delayed in the real world
How many times have you hit and missed?
You cat-scan shows disfiguration
I wanna laugh myself to death
With a misfired synapse
with a bent configuration
I'll hold the line while you gasp for breath
You wanna talk to me
So talk to me
You wanna talk to me
You wanna talk to me
You wanna talk to me
You wanna talk to me
You wanna talk to me
You wanna talk to me
You wanna talk to me
You can't talk to me
You don't understand your sex
You ain't been mindfucked yet
Let's do it
Let's do it
Let's do it
Oh my distorted smile


"I see you standing there,
You think you're Sooooo cool,
Why don't you just
Fuck Off!"
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 3:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Get back in your alkoholik "coma" and rot douchebag!

This belongs in signature song thread in music forum, but fuck it.

Whip's Song

Hey you caught me in a coma
And I don't think I wanna
Ever come back to this...world again
Kinda like it in a coma
'Cause no one's ever gonna
Oh, make me come back to this...world again
Now I feel as if I'm floating away
I can't feel all the pressure
And I like it this way
But my body's callin'
My body's callin'
Won't ya come back to this...world again
Suspended deep in a sea of black
I've got the light at the end
I've got the bones on the mast
Well I've gone sailin', I've gone sailin'
I could leave so easily
While friends are calling back to me
I said they're
They're leaving it all up to me
When all I needed was clarity
And someone to tell me
What the fuck is going on
Goddamn it!


Slippin' farther an farther away
It's a miracle how long we can stay
In a world our minds created
In a world that's full of shit


Help me
Help me
Help me
Help me
Bastard


Please understand me
I'm climbin' through the wreckage
Of all my twisted dreams
But this cheap investigation just can't
stifle all my screams
And I'm waitin' at the crossroads
Waiting for you
Waiting for you
Where are you


No one's gonna bother me anymore
No one's gonna mess with my head no more
I can't understand what all the fightin's for
But it's so nice here down off the shore
I wish you could see this
'Cause there's nothing to see
It's peaceful here and it's fine with me
Not like the world where I used to live
I never really wanted to live


Zap him again
Zap the son of a bitch again


Ya live your life like it's a coma
So won't you tell me why we'd wanna
With all the reasons you give it's
It's kinda hard to believe
But who am I to tell you that I've seen
any reason why you should stay
Maybe we'd be better off without you anyway


You got a one way ticket
On your last chance ride
Gotta one way ticket
To your suicide
Gotta one way ticket
An there's no way out alive
An all this crass communication
That has left you in the cold
Isn't much for consolation
When you feel so weak and old
But is home is where the heart is
Then there's stories to be told
No you don't need a doctor
No one else can heal your soul


Got your mind in submission
Got your life on the line
But nobody pulled the trigger
They just stepped aside
They be down by the water
While you watch 'em waving goodbye
They be callin' in the morning
They be hangin' on the phone
They be waiting for an answer
When you know nobody's home
And when the bell's stopped ringing
It was nobody's fault but your own
There were always ample warnings
There were always subtle signs
And you would have seen it comin'
But we gave you too much time
And when you said that no one's listening
Why'd your best friend drop a dime
Sometimes we get so tired of waiting
For a way to spend our time
An "It's so easy" to be social
"It's so easy" to be cool
Yeah it's easy to be hungry
When you ain't got shit to lose
And I wish that I could help you
With what you hope to find
But I'm still out here waiting
Watching reruns of my life
When you reach the point of breaking
Know it's gonna take some time
To heal the broken memories
That another man would need
Just to survive





Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

Write To Me Here

AIM: SmarterChild

Sweet Mother Mary, so many say they've seen you
But if I'm shown, I promise I'll lie
Cause most things are meaningless, the more you get to know them
Down here love is the only gun I trust



This message was edited by SLASH on 7-30-01 @ 4:09 PM
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 4:26 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
It's like a fucking episode of the twilight zone. "you can run but you can't hide from evil".

It's funny cuz it's not me.......

What I find funny is that there is one RULE, not rules, RULE, singular, and WHIP defies authority and breaks that rule. Pnderous, fn Pnderous. . . . . .

For those that don't get it. Don't bother. It's way above beyond you or beneath you. but believe me. you want it beneath you in case it leaks.


Into each person's life a little pain must fall.
I'm just here to administer it.

GonzoStyle
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 4:37 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Whip what the fuck are you talking about? You left this place just like CBH for your own reasons i understand but no one forced you out of here. And lol at being a mod here again hahaha. Dude i don't know howie as well as others but one thing i know about CBH is the fact he is one of the few and i mean few who still has principles and morals in this huge mess called the internet world. Howie would never have bashed you unless you trully fucked up. You burned your bridge here and left now you wanna use this place as your soapbox? I'd suggest you get off before you don't choke on the bubbles.

People like you who are two faced and hold imaginary grudges should lick the hepatitis off my stomach after i am done jerking off and then eat my asshole out after a sweaty bike ride in the sun.


If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it
Then spit it back in the faces of you racists
and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis
Watch me, cause you thinkin you got me in this hot seat
You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me


She-Mail Me Here

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 5:00 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

one thing i know about CBH is the fact he is one of the few and i mean few who still has principles and morals


Are we talking about the same howie, whose mom comes over on saturday's to lick the floor clean after I play a fun filled game of bloody map of hawaii?
The same guy who lets homeless people take turns sticking their broken squiggy sticks up his ass so?
The same guy who goes to the dog pound at night to violate the cats and feed them to the pitbulls about to be put down?

That howie? buhhahahahahahahahhahhhhh LMMFAO.


Into each person's life a little pain must fall.
I'm just here to administer it.

Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 5:12 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
well, look what the crippled, aids infested cat dragged in.

Whip, hello you lowly piece of pond scum. Some things have changed since you rode Howie's coattails and sucked him off on S**.

Let me give you the run down, cunt!

1)No one likes you here anymore.

2)I would pay good money to see the video of you dying you fuckin douche nozzle.

3)If you found a way to piss off Howie on S**, then you are even dumber than I could imagine. Ohh, and believe me, I thought you were dumb as a brick.

4) The reason you told us you left is that Granny died. Good. If she did die, I hope she gets raped in the grave.

5) I in essence, took your place, and I am not going anywhere. So, fuck off, scumbag!

6)I am going to fuckin ass rape you on this board everytime you post. Want to know why? Because I can you shitneck.

So enjoy your stay, asswipe. Just hope if you want to post that I don't just ban you, because I can. You might get mad but I am going to just blame it on being drunk and then everything will be A ok, right?

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


E-Mail Me


Now I don't ask anybody to share my beliefs
or be involved in my beefs
I am a man, I can stand on my feet
So if you don't want to be in them all I ask is that you don't open your mouth
with an opinion
and i won't put you in them




GonzoStyle
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 5:30 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Grumpy stopped sucking his sisters sweaty asshole out to say this:

Are we talking about the same howie, whose mom comes over on saturday's to lick the floor clean after I play a fun filled game of bloody map of hawaii?
The same guy who lets homeless people take turns sticking their broken squiggy sticks up his ass so?
The same guy who goes to the dog pound at night to violate the cats and feed them to the pitbulls about to be put down?

That howie? buhhahahahahahahahhahhhhh LMMFAO.



Frumpy did you forget what my morals and principles are?


If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it
Then spit it back in the faces of you racists
and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis
Watch me, cause you thinkin you got me in this hot seat
You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me


She-Mail Me Here

SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 5:32 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Well shit, with all the railing going on in here, it smells like an asian bukkakefest in here... N I I I I C E 111









Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

Write To Me Here

AIM: SmarterChild

Sweet Mother Mary, so many say they've seen you
But if I'm shown, I promise I'll lie
Cause most things are meaningless, the more you get to know them
Down here love is the only gun I trust


GonzoStyle
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 5:35 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

... just ban you, because I can. You might get mad but I am going to just blame it on being drunk and then everything will be A ok, right?



Come on sean we all know you don't drink, but what is this about whip getting fucked up on his birthday and waking up in Tijuana with a mexicans dick in his mouth and bull semen covering his clit which he calls a dick?

quote:

4) The reason you told us you left is that Granny died. Good. If she did die, I hope she gets raped in the grave.



Sean finally you are talking my language when can we get this done? I call breaking limbs for positioning.


If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it
Then spit it back in the faces of you racists
and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis
Watch me, cause you thinkin you got me in this hot seat
You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me


She-Mail Me Here

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 5:58 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Frumpy did you forget what my morals and principles are?


Lets see -
- Only violate young boys if they don't speak english
- if it oozes, lick it
- if it doesn't, make it ooze, then lick it
- it's not illegal if they don't catch you doing it
- only fly to the philiphines once a month so that customs doesn't catch on to your "shipments"
- only use duct tape if the ropes burn and leave marks
- senior citizens only count as necrophilia after they stop putting up a fight.

Did I miss any?


Into each person's life a little pain must fall.
I'm just here to administer it.

Ronreddog
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 6:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
WOW! Again, simply amazed at what I see here! I say HELLO! and look what happens!

This became the S** thread in oa.com! LMMFYBO

You guys are great! :)


Sig pic courtesy of the one and only CBH, one sick F!

Please WOW this bully today!

E-Mail Me

King f-tard
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 6:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Hey dog, I got an itch I just cant get here, wanna get off for me? Ever since that night I woke up and realized I was in an alley with 4 homeless guys spanking their meat on my face, I realized I had to stop drinking. After 2 of the guys finished shooting their pulsing man batter filled with chunks of tumor and red glops, I got up and went home to shower.

Oh wait thats not me, thats Whip's manafesto.) Or at least I have been told.




I am now looking for young f-tards to mold and shape for our community.
If you are interested in adoption, IM me Or E-Mail Me


I have that dead intern chained up in my basement.
And your point is???

Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 7:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
AHHHHH, you guys are being tooooo easy on Meat Whip. Come on, he was drunk, cut him some slack. Shit if I was drunk and banged some whore until she choked on the continuous stream of cum filling her up. My wife would understand perfectly, Right Grumpy, I mean your wife would be cool with it. Honey, I had to much to dr......BANG ooops guess not............................





LOOKING FOR PINKY,
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?????




Adopted TonySoprano, if he disrespects you, let me know, I'll find a nice place for him to sleep with the fishes.




E-Mail Me

This message was edited by Kingpin on 7-30-01 @ 8:27 PM
Whip This Out
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 1:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
first..
sean cold...whether you like me or not is of no concern to me...i watched you grow into the bitch you are now, and i actually find it amusing.
second...
slash..your just bitter for what i have put you threw here and at the other place...dont let your bitterness blind you.

im done with the conversation about the other place. i would not have mentioned it here, but i had no choice because i didnt get a chance to say a few things before i was let go.

oh and kingpin, at least you understand.
Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 1:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Wow.. I guess I'ld better invest in Kleenex stock eh? With all the crying Whip's been doing the stock just HAS to shoot through the roof soon...


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!"
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 1:47 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I'ld better invest in Kleenex stock eh?

I thought you already own stock in them beaterboy.

So has this thread become the home away from home, away from home?

Time to fill up the chum pool. Whip's goin for the first swim.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island

Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 7:43 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

sean cold...whether you like me or not is of no concern to me...i watched you grow into the bitch you are now, and i actually find it amusing.



Hmmm, that was so fuckin snappy of you, dildo.

Now my feelings are so fucking hurt by the likes of you.

What the fuck are you doing here, anyway? You are one of the biggest detractors of OA.com this side of candyland. Why don't you finally get the life you supposedly have already and get fucking lost. You wanted to be the big man over there and now you are nothing but a viral infected gnat.

and, pssst, if you didn't care, you wouldn't have replied.

I just think it is a fuckin pitty you didn't die along side your granny as well. Then I would have such a good reason to rejoice, bitch.

You call me a bitch after all the senseless bullshit you spewed about this place to anyone who might give a fuck for more than three seconds? Correct me if I am wrong, but you are the punk ass trtying to crawl back here after Howie tossed you aside like grumpy does to your mother?

You know what, I think not, douche.

The funny thing is that I haven't spoken to Howie in some time, yet I feel like banning you on some sort of perverse principal anyway. Can you give me a good reason not to?

quote:

SEANC0LD: bitch?
SEANC0LD: I am now a bitch?
SEANC0LD: LMMFAO
utilizeX19 signed off at 7:45:15 PM.



You can run, fuck nut, but even your spinless ass can't hide forever!

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


E-Mail Me


Now I don't ask anybody to share my beliefs
or be involved in my beefs
I am a man, I can stand on my feet
So if you don't want to be in them all I ask is that you don't open your mouth
with an opinion
and i won't put you in them






This message was edited by Sean Cold 3:16 on 7-31-01 @ 7:53 PM
Whip This Out
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 10:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
SEANC0LD: bitch?
SEANC0LD: I am now a bitch?
SEANC0LD: LMMFAO
utilizeX19 signed off at 7:45:15 PM.


sean,
lets not start this bullshit...you know if i was here i would have responded...im not one to "run and hide."
next time your on, we will have a conversation.

how bout you drop this shit, lock the thread, and move on...sorry Dogg for defiling the thread with this senseless bullshit.




Have you been injured in an accident, slip and fall, medical malpractice, or injury due to defective product's? if so, don't call me, because i just want to be a detective in the FBI!
GonzoStyle
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 12:51 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

how bout you drop this shit, lock the thread, and move on...sorry Dogg for defiling the thread with this senseless bullshit.



If You Were A Mod Whip You'd Be Able To do That.


If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it
Then spit it back in the faces of you racists
and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis
Watch me, cause you thinkin you got me in this hot seat
You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me


She-Mail Me Here

Claire
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 1:06 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

sorry Dogg for defiling the thread with this senseless bullshit.


IMHO were that true you would not have posted on this thread in the first place.

Hey, Hi, Ron!!
To the top, anyone???


I believe I am not interested to know whether Vivisection produces results that are profitable to the human race or doesn't. To know that the results are profitable to the race would not remove my hostility to it. The pains which it inflicts upon unconsenting animals is the basis of my enmity towards it, and it is to me sufficient justification of the enmity without looking further. It is so distinctly a matter of feeling with me, and is so strong and so deeply-rooted in my make and constitution, that I am sure I could not even see a vivisector vivisected with anything more than a sort of qualified satisfaction. I do not say I should not go and look on; I only mean that I should almost surely fail to get out of it the degree of contentment which it ought, of course, to be expected to furnish. - Mark Twain
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 08-01-2001 @ 11:41 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
i love cross-board fighting. and whip i dont really think you should goad sean into a fight. ive seen him verbally gut better people than you just for the sheer enjoyment of it. so id think before i took this any farther. you arent winning points in anyone's book. either here or the "other" place. so i would just let it go "whipuauat" and cut your losses before things get any worse. oh and lock this thread???? um would you like some fries with your order??????




In each of us there are 2 forces fighting an endless battle. On one side are the forces of good and on the other side are the forces of evil-Dr. Henry Jeckyll


Now with a new and improved AIM name. IM Faceman713 for all your oa.com needs:)
Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 11:49 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

how bout you drop this shit, lock the thread, and move on...sorry Dogg for defiling the thread with this senseless bullshit.



WOW! Backpedalling AND backseat modding in the same sentence.. I'm impressed!!


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!"
spitfire421
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 12:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
OMG! ROFLMMFBYBO! I love being able to understand obscureness!

I just ignored this thread originally (sorry Ron, but you didn't show up for your birthday party :( ) but happy birthday, anyway :) and good luck on the new job...

But, jeez, when I first came on the board, Whip was the first one to harass me, changing my status to some sort of demeaning term or another, just cuz he thought I was being too nice to people or something...No hard feelings any more, it's just nice to see what goes around, comes around :)


Hey, will the world turn upon me
Will the soul survive ultimately
Oh, will peace ever be found
When I drag my feet on hallowed ground

I don't wanna know
what the future will hold
I don't wanna pray
cause I'm lost anyway

I have adopted graffixrulz into the School of Altered Reality[Email][email protected]">E-Mail Me

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 08-01-2001 @ 12:15 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
magus i just reread one of your posts and i will take the bow for his status:):):) some things were meant to be huh?;)




God kills indiscrimately and so shall we


Now with a new and improved AIM name. IM Faceman713 for all your oa.com needs:)
Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 1:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Indeed they were Face.. indeed they were heh heh


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!"


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