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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Why is this board so Racist? | ||||
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...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 06-06-2001 @ 9:47 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00  | damn im surprised at you people. thats rude to pick on black people like that. that said i think I should tell a deer joke:)... What's the difference between a deer in the road and a nigger in the road? The deer has skid marks in front of it  In dealing with these changes Living with these changes Oh no, the world is a scary place Now that you've woken up the demon ... in me | ||||
| Tony Metropolis | posted on 06-06-2001 @ 10:30 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Remember the Polish jokes bit? Q: What's long and hard on a black man? A: The 3rd grade. Q: How many Pollacks does it take to mop the floor? A: None, that's the nigger's job. "I am a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady."-The Shermanator | ||||
| TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 06-06-2001 @ 10:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | It's not racist if you hate everybody: Q:What do you call the first black president of the US? A: Nigger Q:How do you drive a jew crazy? A: Put him a round room and tell him there's a quarter in the corner. Q:How many pollacks does it take to chage a light bulb? A:1000 ...one to hold the bulb and the other 999 to pick up the house and turn it. Q: What were Davey Crockette's last words at the alamo? A: "Where did all these landscapers come from?" Q: How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? A: None. He fell. Q: What's the difference between a pizz and a black man? A: A pizza can feed a family of four. Q: Why did Hitler really kill himself? A: He finally got the gas bill "...and if I offended you well maybe you needed to be offended. Well, here's my apology and one more thing.... FUCK YOU!!!"- Mike Muir GO DEVS!!! This message was edited by TFEC on 6-6-01 @ 10:51 PM | ||||
| GOD of PHUK
| posted on 06-06-2001 @ 11:53 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | A old classic:
little newbie since 5-31-01 | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 9:47 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | I am so offended by this, but it is too funy to stop, and how did this thread become a black joke thread. Kid dont feel bad, I'm a jew, and not offended. Although GOP, that one was bad. I hope you die. Okay. Why do niggers wear wide brimmed hats? So birds won't shit on their lips What do you call a white man surrounded by 5 black men? victim What do you call a nigger in a suit? Defendant  | ||||
| TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 06-07-2001 @ 10:39 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Q: How do you stop five black guys from raping a white girl? A: Throw them a basket ball "...and if I offended you well maybe you needed to be offended. Well, here's my apology and one more thing.... FUCK YOU!!!"- Mike Muir GO DEVS!!! | ||||
| GOD of PHUK
| posted on 06-07-2001 @ 12:19 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | Why is it when you write the jokes you have to use the word "nigger"? Why not just say black men? And King F-Tard, drop dead.
Q: little newbie since 5-31-01 | ||||
| GOD of PHUK
| posted on 06-08-2001 @ 4:02 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | Back to the top with this one. Shouldn't this thread be in OT?
little newbie since 5-31-01 | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 06-08-2001 @ 10:24 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | How long does it take a nigger woman to take a shit? 9 months Thats cold GOP, but funny. Touche  | ||||
| Tony Metropolis | posted on 06-08-2001 @ 2:09 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Q: How do you starve a black man? A: Hide his welfare check under his work boots. "I am a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady." - The Shermanator | ||||
| TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 06-08-2001 @ 5:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Q: What's the difference between spit and swallow? A: Forty pounds of pressure on the back of her head Q: How do you ditch a jewish cop? A: Drive through a toll booth Q: Why don't mexicans wear short sleeved shirts? A: They don't want to wipe the snot on their bare wrists. Q: Why did the Italians lose the war? A: They ordered ziti instead of shells Q: What's the difference between St. Patty's day and Martin Luther King day? A: On St. Patty's day everyone wishes they were Irish Berstein and Stein are walking along one day when a beautiful girl comes walking the other way. Bernstien says, "let's fuck her" Stein says, "fuck her out of what?" Q: Do black people talk funny? A: No. It's just a miff Q: Why do arab women wear veils? A: So they can blow their noses without getting their hands dirty Q: Why don't black people become astronauts? A: Because they don't like saying "yes NASA, No NASA" Q: What's the difference between a rabbi and a preist? A: A rabbi cuts it off and a preist sucks it off Q: What's the definition of a nice greek boy? A: A greek boy who takes a girl out twice before he fucks her brother Q: What do fat women do in the summer? A: Stink Q: Why don't arabs circumcise their camels? A: So they have a place to put their gum in a sandstorm Q: Why are jewish children so obnoxious? A: Heredity Q: Why did the mexican put ice cubes up his nose? A: To keep his lunch cold "...and if I offended you well maybe you needed to be offended. Well, here's my apology and one more thing.... FUCK YOU!!!"- Mike Muir GO DEVS!!! | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 06-08-2001 @ 7:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Whats long and hard on a black man? the 3rd grade Whats the diffrnce between Jersey cops and L.A. cops? Jersey cops go bar hopping, L.A. cops go Night clubbing. Why don't black guys ride motorcycles? At 55mph there lips blow up over there face.  Your ballroom days are over, baby,Night is drawing near,Shadows of the evening grow across the year.You walk across the floor with a flower in your hand,Trying to tell me no one understands,Trading your house for a handful of dimes. Ziggyjr on 6/3 and Harey Carey on 6/4 | ||||
| TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 06-08-2001 @ 8:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Q: What do you get when you cross a mexican and a pollack? A: A guy who makes a run for the border then forgets where he's going Q: Why did the polish proctologist use two fingers? A: He wanted to get a second opinion Q: Why are all the blacks moving to detroit? A: They heard there are no jobs there A jew is getting mugged. The crook says, "Give me all your money or I'll cut your balls off!" The jew says, "Can I have a minute to think it over?" Q: Did you hear about the polish airliner that crashed in a graveyard? A: So far they've recovered about five thousand bodies Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A: To a different bar Q: What's brown and hides in the attic? A: The diarrhea of Anne Frank Q: Why do italians wear gold chains? A: So they know where to stop shaving Q: How do you make polish stucco? A: You paint over the boogers Q: Did you hear about the new Selena doll? A: Ken and Barbie needed a maid Q: When is it ok to spit in a italian/mexican girl's face? A: When her mustache is on fire Q: What did the chinese couple name their black baby? A: Sum Ting Wong "...and if I offended you well maybe you needed to be offended. Well, here's my apology and one more thing.... FUCK YOU!!!"- Mike Muir GO DEVS!!! | ||||
| The Brain | posted on 06-08-2001 @ 8:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Again, I am disgusted by the prevalent theme of this thread. Frankly, I think you should all be thoroughly ashamed at this blatant display of vulgar racism! :( Okay, now that's out of the way: A black guy walks into a bar, and he has a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Hey, where did you get that?" And the parrot says, "Africa... there's millions of them down there!"  Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud NEW Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!! | ||||
| Gamepro100 G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Gameshark Thinktank | posted on 06-08-2001 @ 8:58 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | quote: You Ain't spoken right.  Thanx to Austin 3:16,and jerichoholic1. You can e-mail me at [email protected] my sn is gamepro100 I have been adopted by adolescentmasturbator | ||||
| Gamepro100 G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Gameshark Thinktank | posted on 06-08-2001 @ 9:02 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | quote: this board isn't racist, how can you tell what race a person who's typing something is. unless you see them. Thanx to Austin 3:16,and jerichoholic1. You can e-mail me at [email protected] my sn is gamepro100 I have been adopted by adolescentmasturbator | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 06-08-2001 @ 10:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | How do you get a black man off his crack pipe and out outside? Tell him he has to pay child support.  Resident Board Socialist Email me at [email protected] or [email protected] IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag The comintern is currently idle | ||||
| TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 06-08-2001 @ 10:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Q: Why are divorces so expensive? A: Because they're worth it Q: What's the difference between mayonase and sperm? A: Mayonase doesen't hit the back of a woman's throat at thirty miles per hour Q: How do you get a woman to sound like a dolphin A: Try to fuck her in the ass, She'll go "eh-eh...eh-eh" A teenage girl says to her father, "Daddy, I need a new dress for the prom." He says, "You gotta give me a blow job." She kneels doen in front of him and puts his cock in her mouth. "Daddy" she says, "your dick tastes like shit." He says, " Your brother needed a tuxedo." "...and if I offended you well maybe you needed to be offended. Well, here's my apology and one more thing.... FUCK YOU!!!"- Mike Muir GO DEVS!!! | ||||
| GOD of PHUK
| posted on 06-09-2001 @ 1:27 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 |
little newbie since 5-31-01 | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 9:37 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | I love mexican jokes. What do you call a Mexican baptism A bean dip What do you call 50 Mexicans in a Volkswagen A family reunion Did you hear that 14 Mexicans were hurt in an accident Their bed collapsed What are the 3 times that a Mexican sees a priest When he's baptized, when he gets married, and at his execution What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy A dry martinez What do you call the Mexican phone company Taco bell What is a Mexican fortune cookie A burrito with a food stamp inside it | ||||
| GOD of PHUK
| posted on 06-11-2001 @ 12:32 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | Here's a few for Marco:
Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky." The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake." The third man said, "My Jack was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time." little newbie since 5-31-01 | ||||
| Gabriel | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:12 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: May. 01 | If we had known they would be so much trouble, we would have picked the cotton ourselves. You gotta work for Me, Upstairs. I can get you in. You'd Love it: Nobody tells you when to go to bed. You can eat all the Ice Cream you want. You get to Kill, All day and All Night. - Archangel Gabriel from The Prophecy | ||||
| GOD of PHUK
| posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:22 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | quote: Is that supposed to be funny? little newbie since 5-31-01 | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 06-12-2001 @ 1:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Ding, Ding. | ||||
| FoundryMusicJeff | posted on 06-12-2001 @ 2:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | This kid is as white as they come...stop trying to play it off like you're black. Chief Engineer of the Starship Foundry. (NCC 1841-A) Visit FoundryMusic & Chat  | ||||
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