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Sloatsburgh
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 2:38 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
:Steps right up to Grk so close that I can feel her breasts, but receives no pleasure: :noses brush against each other: :Stares right through Grk with fully open eyes: :nostrals open up: :breaths heavy and slowly: :breath smells rancid from an overnight festering of pizza and beer and the constant stomache burbing: :breath resembles rotting potatoes: :says in slow deep breaths: You wanna go. :Breath washes over Grk's face:







220, 221, whatever it takes.
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 2:46 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
sloats, why do you feel no pleasure?even if i hated her i'd feel pleasure


thanks to fez for the pic
Sloatsburgh
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 3:02 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
:Steps away from Grk: :Reaches back and grabs and empty keg: :Raise keg high over head: :Slams kegs on fbdlingfrg's head: :fbdlingfrg's spine compacts 3 inches: :fbdlingfrg's head goes through on side of the keg and gets stuck in the keg: :Pulls keg over fbdlingfrg's shoulders so he cannot use his arm to remove keg: :grabs a dozen sledgehammers and passes them around: :Bangs the side of the keg with the sledgehammer until fbdlingfrg goes deaf: :Takes the $50 bill out of fbdlingfrg's hand: :Brushes, flosses, gargles with listerine:

Grk, wanna go to IHOP?







220, 221, whatever it takes.
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 3:21 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
::doesn't care at all, because head is swimming in a keg of beer...must drink way out....must drink way out:::


thanks to fez for the pic

This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 6-21-01 @ 3:22 PM
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 3:39 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
::Looks at Sloat and laughes because it has become blatently obvious that he is GEYYYY, since he didnt feel the slightest bit of pleasure being up close to these 36 c's::

::helps FB get the keg off his head, and gives him a hand to get back up::

Sorry Sloats, i dont hang out with fags, im going to Ihop with FB




CIT (Cuties in Training): none, have room for 2 email me if you want to be a Cutie

Yahman - Certified Cutie as of 6/19/01


fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 3:46 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
ysy...ihop, grk, and and my $50 back.this is good day.too bad i can't hear


thanks to fez for the pic
Black Lazerus
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 3:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Hey now wait a min i thought me and yous was going to the diner


The voices in my head tell me to do things but I don't speak Arabic.

Adopted by Kid Afrika.
Part of the None More Black Family.
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 4:17 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
laz, don't worry about.just get ready for your adopted father to come back tomorrow.unless magus "forgets" to unban him


thanks to fez for the pic

This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 6-21-01 @ 4:27 PM
Sloatsburgh
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 5:48 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
HEY!! I was too pissed at you enjoy the rigid pliability of your erect nipples. Normally I would enjoy rubbing against you (especially if you're a stranger on a bus) but not when I am mad at you!







220, 221, whatever it takes.
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 5:52 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
excuses excuses...go buy the new Streisand album sloat, faggot




CIT (Cuties in Training): none, have room for 2 email me if you want to be a Cutie

Yahman - Certified Cutie as of 6/19/01


fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 6:42 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
sloats, just admit that your a f** and say the word


thanks to fez for the pic
Q_instupid
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 8:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
:Walks in and realizes how late I am.Grabs a cup but notices the broken keg. Surprised to see how the topic of the fight has changed.In disappointment and sober, grabs jacket and leaves:

Wow, with this story line, it's like a PPV.
Screw you guys, I'm going home!!!



I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter


GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 10:32 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
::Realizes that she is victorious once again, without even using her signature line, Grkqt waits for someone to throw a cooler of gatorade over her head to start the 1st annual oa.com wet tshirt contest::




CIT (Cuties in Training): none, have room for 2 email me if you want to be a Cutie

Yahman - Certified Cutie as of 6/19/01


Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 11:15 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Well look what I just found. It just so happens I have a full cooler of Gatorade sitting right next to me. I wonder how that got here. ;)



"What are you speaking, German Brian?"



"Brian, what the hell are you talking about?"

fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 06-22-2001 @ 12:42 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
::gets a bucket of water(why is this reminding me of chat last night?) and throws it all over grk::
nice look for you...and WHY WEREN'T YOU AT IHOP?I WATED FOR 3 HOURS AND YOU NEVER CAME


thanks to fez for the pic
King f-tard
posted on 06-22-2001 @ 8:08 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Did you have pancakes, cause pancakes rule.





Let the purge begin. Chicago, HELLO
Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems
Black Lazerus
posted on 06-22-2001 @ 8:47 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
We went to the diner thats why she wasen't at IHOP
i Had the Veggie Omelet.

The voices in my head tell me to do things but I don't speak Arabic.

Adopted by Kid Afrika.
Part of the None More Black Family.
Sloatsburgh
posted on 06-22-2001 @ 11:51 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
:Walks in with Shosanna Lorenstein in one hand, A bag from Tower Reconds in the other:

Thanks for the tip.

:tosses unopened CD to Grk: :Hands $31.63 to fbd:

You guys won't be seeing me for a while. Oh, BTW, Jerry was gay. Come on, any guy who buys a Porche with an automatic transmission...







220, 221, whatever it takes.
blackhornet
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 7:56 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
:: sits down open's a beer ::
who farted dam it i just brushed my dam teeth


j.c
Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:01 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I'm looking at this and thinking to myself...

"all you folks need to get laid even more than I need to!!"

and that is saying a whole HELL of a lot!! lol


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!"
Sloatsburgh
posted on 11-28-2001 @ 6:00 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
:Walks back in: :Sees Grk: :Punches Grk with an uppercut: Anyone know how to dispose of a body? That Lorenstein chick isn't moving anymore. :Looks down at a sprawled out, soaked Grk: I told you guys that you wouldn't be seeing me for a while.





She tastes like a gyro.

I loathe the Froy.

Sloats Burgh Buddy .


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