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Arthur Dent
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 4:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
Hmmmm ... and I thought blue balls only happened in monasteries because they don't beleive in masturbation...


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We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
-Just adding to the NEW new kinder and gentler board
CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 4:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

#2.....I'm just that cool


i beg to differ ;) :)



This message was edited by CriticsLoveSnatch on 6-12-01 @ 4:44 PM
o&aswallow
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 4:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Ladies Congratulations on your new status. Wear that tag hot and proud!

Thanks Mods! (making a brazen assumption it was BM)

Do we get a refund when the server crashes, like when cable goes out?


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

This message was edited by o&aswallow on 6-12-01 @ 4:49 PM
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 4:46 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
OAS, we don't pay to be here so you won't get nothing from Froy.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
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Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.

o&aswallow
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 4:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
You don't have to pay. Damn, pays to know someone I guess.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 4:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
OAS, two words: Free Porn!


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.

o&aswallow
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 5:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Well folks, off to Bahstan for a couple. Will see you all for a bit on Friday. Go Sawx!!


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
wage
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 7:00 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
morning everyone

Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!
Metalfan
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 7:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Morning all, and congratulations to the founding members of the oa.com C-Tease team.....job well done ladies :-)

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 8:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Morning MF....wage.
Anyone else have problems after 4 pm yesterday? I couldn't get on the site.

quote:

Well, several boys have told me that they are made up just to get girls to sleep with them....



Dream...they are a myth.:)







Adopted - The Big RedMachine - 6/12/01

Pull deh string...Pull deh string.
Metalfan
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 8:07 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
GW...I usually leave the office by 3:30, so if it crashes after that, I wouldn't know.....sorry man

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
wage
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 8:14 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
reading through the posts last night, there were quite a few talking about how the board crashed. not just you. my god, could this week be any slower.

Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!
Dan
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 8:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
Good morning.

Going to bed at 3:30 and starting work at 7:30 don't seem to mesh too well together. I really don't have any time to slack today, but I can't seem to focus my eyes.

_____________________________________________

Official Sarcastic Bastard of OpieAnthony.com

It's crazy I'm thinking
Just knowing that the world is round
Here I'm dancing on the ground
Am I right side up or upside down
Is this real or am I dreaming

Waste a few minutes reading my mindless drivel
on foundrymusic.com:Visit this Website
New Column Up as of 06.08.01!!
Metalfan
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 8:29 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Morning Dan....being syndicated is tough, huh?

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
atomic punk
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 8:43 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Good morning all. GW, it wasn't just you. I had problems with the board from around 3:30 on yesterday.



Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
SpiritOfDirt
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 8:44 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Once again, hello work dodgers. Today is a good and bad day. I have graduated from an altered school into the world of oa.com. Today I am a man. This is good. Today I am alone. I am vonerable. I don't have the shelter of my parent anymore. I should be fine. (sniffle) Be gentle.



THE ROOT OF THE PROBLEM HAS BEEN ISOLATED


.......Proud graduate of the Spitfire421 school of altered reality.......
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 8:44 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Godd morning...faggots!

Another day I'll never get back sitting at work...

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

[email protected]

I adopted NOBODY. Honest, that's the name. Now accepting 1 more application for the crew.

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 8:46 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
FUCK, I have to do some work today.



"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
Still room for one more castaway.
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 8:51 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Good Morning Guys....I have nothing to do till noon.

What should I get my dad for Father's Day? He's not like a real dad....he's kinda like Tony Soprano and he has everything. What do I do???


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 8:54 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
FUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!

Damn, I'm beat.

But, helping Jay Mohr work his pimp hand on some unsuspecting chick is always a good excuse.

(OK, picture the scene: Bar 9 12:30 a.m., I am innocently walking by Mr. Jay Mohr. He is talking to some mildy good looking woman, he says "Hey, tell this beautiful woman what WOW is". Being the accomodating man that I am, I state, WOW=Whip 'em out Wednesday. She looks blankly at me. Jay says, hey, you owe this crowd a WOW. What can I do? I argue that the famous film actor and alleged homosexual Jay Mohr should receive a WOW.)

Bottom line, no WOW, but we did humiliate her. All is good with the world.

atomic punk
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 8:54 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
DW, booze is always good. Get him a good bottle of something. What does he drink?



Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 8:54 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Morning All! Dig that status.

Dream, Food always seems like a good idea for any guy. :) Or, is there anything special he likes to drink.






How's that working out for you, being clever?

Metalfan
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 8:59 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

I have nothing to do till noon



Sure, rub it in.....

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 9:02 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Father's day gift.

Buy a gift certificate to nice restuarant.
If he plays golf, buy him a round of golf.

I'm doing one or the other for my pops.





Adopted - The Big RedMachine - 6/12/01

Adopted rockmark - 6/13/01
Metalfan
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 9:04 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
FU Buttmunch = name dropper.....LOL

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!


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