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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: If you were to write another members obituary...... | ||||
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| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 11-03-2001 @ 12:42 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00  | WNEW's girl- do you think we care about her death? AFrika Unicron- suffers an aneurism after seeing a naked woman for the first time, cums over her shirt Kid Afrika- after years of trying to be a mod at OA.com he set his sights higher, goes to the White House and is shot because he's black. Adolescent Masturbator (not sure if this was done): Died when trying to lead a violent revolution against the Microsoft Corporation in Seattle  Film Report: Don't Say a Word 2/4... 13 Ghosts 1.5/4... The Man Who Wasn't There 3.5/4...Mullholland Drive 4/4 This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 11-3-01 @ 12:56 PM | ||||
| General Woundwort | posted on 11-03-2001 @ 12:59 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 01 | quote: WOW. Who would have thought. I've always thought Seph's end would be Godzilla or Rodan related.  | ||||
| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 11-03-2001 @ 1:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | Luna ....when at 9:30 this Tuesday morning Luna became a good Indian...... FeelMyFunbags ......medical examiners report cause of death to be Silicon Toxicity. Evidentally they were NOT real. | ||||
| TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh? | posted on 11-03-2001 @ 1:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | JAMES T. KIRK Showed up at too many board functions, and was found dead with two hookers and a brick of pot in FN Moron's truck. 500PostsKing Still living off his $100 million deal on WXRK in the mornings. Wooo hoo hooo! IP Committed suicide after having heard that the GNR album would be permently dropped. Followuat commits suicide 6 hours later. IP left her music collection for NJDUDE. IAMANTHONY Finally getting his dream date with both Olsen twins, his head explodes when he has to choose which one to fuck first first. BROTHER JOE During a performance of "CUNT", Joe doesn't realize he's doing a NOW benefit. He dies amid a flurry of hairy legs, and unshaved armpits, as they pull him limb from limb.  | ||||
| Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 11-03-2001 @ 2:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: So I Could Have Ants in my Pants silly! quote: Considering recent events, this made me fall off my chair laughing. quote: Didn't you hear the arguement? ... we never went out.... FoundryMusicJeff died today after a disgruntled chick slit his throat with a broken copy of Denis Leary's No Cure for Cancer...((hoo hoo))  "Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me. | ||||
| Psycho Bitch | posted on 11-03-2001 @ 2:52 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01 | AFDude was found dead last night in an alley...No cause of death has been determned, all we know is he was wearing a skirt. Police speculate he was murdered after the Yankees Championship parade by a man thinking he was a hooker. ;) Love is a temple..... Love the higher law .....You ask me to enter... But then you make me crawl....And I can't be holding on.......To what you got.....When all you got is hurt [ÃAIMÃ ] [ÃE-MailÃ] | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 11-03-2001 @ 3:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:ironic, don't ya think? quote:yay :)  An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :) need me? try: [email protected] This message was edited by crx girl on 11-3-01 @ 3:46 PM | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 11-03-2001 @ 4:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | AFDude was found dead today....cause of death is said to be embarrassment....  i can't believe my dream is over i woke up this morning with nothing but light in my eyes now i'm one with the fools of love Psst...I am beginning to become almost positive I am going to get what I want...start shaving your legs, you're getting in a skirt whether you like it or not! :) USA | ||||
| HydratedPeach So... how did you get your spiffy new status? Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker | posted on 11-03-2001 @ 5:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: Here lies NJBytch...bitch-slapped to death by several forum members after the fuggin' newbie had the audacity to declare herself queen. ;)  HydratedPeach Don't just stare at me...EAT ME. | ||||
| Noellevious Teh cute. Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible. | posted on 11-03-2001 @ 5:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | quote: Couldn't find one in real life? ;-)  One Nation...Indivisible. Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you. I've loved you forever...in lifetimes before 11. 2. 01. | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 11-03-2001 @ 6:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Insert Mod Here Still not yet Kid. ;)  opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back. "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens | ||||
| TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh? | posted on 11-03-2001 @ 6:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | BUTTMUNCH Died after popping "LONGITUDE", while trying to use a vacuum penis enlarger. His penis was found at three different locations. JOEY BIG ARMS After years of steroids, a muscle was thought to be actually found on Joey's arm, but it was due to rigor mortis when they found his body laying in Froy's special CHAIR. FLOCK OF MOOSEN Actually was run over by a Flock of Moose. Go figure. JUST JON Found strangled with his own pink shirt. See the article in The Advocate. FINGERBANG, DARX & PR All died of AIDS. HoJo will be having a candlelight vigil. | ||||
| TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 11-04-2001 @ 12:53 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: No wonder you died, LMAO!! Nice job FMFB!! Kid Afrika- Kid was found dead today. Still not a mod. Grumpy- The poster known as grumpy was found dead today apprently the victim of his his mom's box. His mom had no comment as she was being used as a poker table. Also still not a mod.  BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!! 11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!! Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!! | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 11-04-2001 @ 1:01 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | IkeaBoy- died, no big deal, he had nothing else to do with his time. jimnorton- slipped in a pool of AIDS vos- dead for years, the Vos we know is really a robot/Weekend at Bernies Vos which is why he never does new material. This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 11-4-01 @ 1:07 AM | ||||
| Ferret | posted on 11-04-2001 @ 2:31 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: NJBytch was hunted down, kidnapped, thrown into a pool with a great white, and watched as her body spilled all over the dock during a half assed autopsy on a fish after a BAD call back to the Titanic movie.  | ||||
| slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin | posted on 11-04-2001 @ 4:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | A friendly gathering turned ugly over the weekend, leaving one man dead and bystanders in tears. It seems that GonzoStyle blatantly flirted with one man too many as his jealous lover watched. At some point in the evening, things turned ugly and an unidentified bald man, assumed to be the estranged fellow, pulled out a large buttplug and inserted it into Mr. Style's rectum. Squeals of joy turned quickly to screams of horror as Gonzo realized that the utensil was coated with boric acid. He is survived by his twelve adopted Philipino sons. Services will be held at the international headquarters of NAMBLA on Tuesday.  What are you looking at? | ||||
| AFDude | posted on 11-04-2001 @ 6:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: All I can say about that is:15-2!!!  15-2!!! I TOLD you they'd lose! HAHAHAHA | ||||
| Noellevious Teh cute. Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible. | posted on 11-04-2001 @ 6:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | quote: Shut up, shut up, shut up. One Nation...Indivisible. Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you. I've loved you forever...in lifetimes before 11. 2. 01. | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 11-04-2001 @ 6:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | State and local police, as well as friends are all dumbfounded by a missing persons case in New Jersey. Shelle Bink was last seen a couple of days ago, but them mysteriously vanished soon afterwards. After she failed to show up for a number of "dates" men around the area became concerned and phoned the police. Police from the area searched all of her possible hang-outs and the woods, but no traces of the young lady was found. A police spokesman said, "It's really weird. She was here one day and then vanished without a trace the next day. It is almost like someone deleted her life account." While police have no solid leads, an insider to the investigation say police are looking at the background of a easy to anger web designer of a hard to navigate website for questioning about the deletion, um...I mean disappearance.:) I'm not afraid of anything in this world There's nothing you can throw at me that I haven't already heard I'm just trying to find A decent melody A song that I can sing, in my own company-U2 | ||||
| Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 11-05-2001 @ 8:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | faceman, i nearly spit all over... and what kinda reputation would i have then?! "Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me. | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 11-05-2001 @ 8:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: I thought you swallowed?  AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| DX-Bitch | posted on 11-05-2001 @ 9:05 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01 | FollowThisLogic- Died while after an endless night of tinkering with his computer. While trying to give it "more power" he was electricuted and keeled over on his keyboard. um..... | ||||
| Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 11-06-2001 @ 5:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: always for you baby. "Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me. | ||||
| prototype | posted on 11-07-2001 @ 5:05 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | Kid Afrika-Still not a mod. USA Bin Laden is a dead man Free Northern Ireland | ||||
| Ferret | posted on 11-19-2001 @ 2:57 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Sorry to drag this up again after two weeks, but I had to mourn his death... Here lies Irish Alkey, who's head recently exploded quote: No word yet on the location of his ears after the blast. | ||||
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