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Wookie
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 2:40 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
So wait, quoting is okay again? (Nice job, CLS!)
I'm so confused.

quote:

You have the job, the apt., the car, the clothes, the haircut, and the bad jokes.

Wow, I suck! And really, now you're going to pretend you weren't trying to insult me? That's what I mean by backpedaling. It bothered me because the insult was made, not the content of the insult.

quote:

As you stated somewhere before..."Sarcasm is just lost on the weak-minded".

It wasn't lost, which is why I responded with sarcasm of my own. So that was lost on you again, I guess.

quote:

I’m pretty sure that if you polled this board, that before this thread, most people didn’t even know who you are.

Well that's all well and good, I suppose, but if that's the case, than who were all these people that you came in here spouting off that really don't like me? Which is it? Does everyone not like me, or does everyone not know me? See what I mean about you not making any goddamn sense. And this is not twisting your words, this is exactly the opposite- taking them as they are written.

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I have sooooo much to say about this, but you’re too much of a fucking pussy to tell me what you mean by this... You can keep making this statement... Have you read your status lately you stupid fuck?

I don't have the desire, nor the responsibility to satisfy your curiosity. In fact, my pleasure may be increased if this happens to stick in your craw for whatever reason. If you think I'm full of it, then you're off the hook, and I'm an ass. Unlike you, I don't drag other people into my shit. For the record, to my knowledge you haven't done anything physically to anyone. There.
And I don't keep making the statement, you keep reposting it, idiot!
I've read my status. It's false and meaningless. You bring it up as if I have some control over it. It's there- I have to deal.

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You said you were following me around. Hopefully, you were kidding.
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Here we go again dumb fuck. "Sarcasm is just lost on the weak-minded".

Apparently, so is irony.

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but hypocrite is one thing that isn’t a part of my personality.

Says you.
You've proved differently here. It's about the only solid foudation you have established for yourself. Anyone reading this can see that.

quote:

And I responded to this before, where did I backpedal?

The entirety of your first few posts was all backpedaling and reexplaining and twisting. This one was better, but really, not much.

quote:

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Nah. I know what it means, and if you don't maybe you need to become more self-aware.
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Again, back to the Balloon Not comment.

That wasn't even part of that comment, idiot.
Now you're just moving shit around where you want it. You accuse me of twisting words...

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If you’re even considering the fact that I flirt with women being anything like Balloon Not, then I think you just made a blanket statement about a very large portion of the worlds population.

Really, if you think that, then why the fuck were you saying this exact comparison about me, you H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E. Hm? Again, no twisting- just what you wrote.

quote:

But when your girlfriend tells you that one of the mods on the board doesn’t like you, why would she be lying to you? You dense mother fucker, do the two strikes you have not make that clear enough?

Um, I never said she was lying.
And I don't think you should be accusing someone of giving strikes for purely personal reasons.


If all you've got is I'm simple, I have no friends, no personality, and I write well, then I guess there really is nothing more to say.
Goodnight gang!


Go Diamondbacks?! WTF?!?!

Son of NYPD, our real heroes.
You may remember me from such screenames as WookiePoolParty, and GGeckoWannabe...
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 2:59 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

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I just noticed this.






My taint itches.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 3:16 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

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I just noticed this.


Alkey, you always crack me up, HAHA.

Special thanks to Austin for all the help he gave me. I am proud to have been a newbie of his.
Congrats to all my fellow graduates.



IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 3:21 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Home | Register | View/Update Profile | Sign-Out | Chat | Search | FAQ | Disclaimer


These are some of the things you can do here on OA.com!





My taint itches.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!
SweetAngel
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 8:24 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
I admit, I haven't read thru this whole thing, but I just gotta say this:

Wookie, I love your sig...how and when did you take my dog so he could do that? LOL


Graduated from the now-closed Brokenjaw school for newbies
King f-tard
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 8:34 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

If you’re even considering the fact that I flirt with women being anything like Balloon Not,


Isnt that called rape???

quote:

These are some of the things you can do here on OA.com!


You need to go outside more...:)

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I have had this dream for 5 years now, and still to this day they give me a hard time about trying to achieve it.


Grk, good luck...(wait what the hell is this thread anymore..oh well.)

And Rape Fant., I love your tits.:)






IM me Or E-Mail Me

GO YANKEES.
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 8:53 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
There is so much to resolve here.
Does Wookie have a personality?
Does Maynard really believe the only choice is to like him or love him?
Can this fight evolve into more than "he said she said"?
Will the scratching and hair pulling progress to actual punches?
Do I really have to eat milk duds while drinking beer?

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 9:37 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Will the scratching and hair pulling progress to actual punches?


Not very likely with these two pussies. I feel dirty after reading this thread. It goes completely against everything I've ever taught any of my newbies about Fight Club. I need to take a hot scolding shower now.

quote:

Do I really have to eat milk duds while drinking beer?


Fuckin amateurs. Have you learned NOTHING from your time being beaten by me Ken.

For all you retarded newbies who are reading this, allow me to share some information:
1 - If you're gonna watch a fight, you have to supply some form of goods (beer, pizza, milkduds, weed, halucinajenic (sp?) drugs, etc...). coming empty handed will get your ass boo'ed out and beaten in the parking lot after the fight.
2 - instigating is only allowed if the fight goes lame. I'm surprised there wasn't a ton of instigating on this one already. pffftt...pussies.
3 - bodily noises are always funny. especially from the ladies.
4 - Wowing from the ladies between rounds is encouragable. (hint hint RapeFantizer)


Operation Stalk The Commie Towelheaded Freak is now in full effect!
Have you seen Teen Jerkoff Boy lately? I'm looking for him.

Fuck you Ken.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 9:56 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
::burp::

Who wants to do some Mesc & watch the pizza boxes talk to us?



Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 10:07 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Who wants to do some Mesc & watch the pizza boxes talk to us?


Mememememeemeemememe!



quote:

Yeah, that’s right, a friend. I don’t want to fuck her. I am able to have females as friends without trying to fuck them. I have plenty of other women that I can fuck without screwing up a relationship with a friend.


Gilligan has a pimp hand?

This has to be one of the most annoying threads to read in a while. Although a bit funny it strains my eyes.

Maynard, I'm obviously no mod but doesn't Fight Club even have its limits? Seems like you're bringing alot of outside shit into the board.




If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 10:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Who wants to do some Mesc & watch the pizza boxes talk to us?


I do! I do! Count me in LadiLadi;-)
Wanna watch Wallace & Gromit (The Techno Trousers), too?




Wow! Look...It's Moving...should I kill it or put it in a jar?
BOINK
Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies

Snoteater
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 10:21 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
I have a question for the keepers of the quote scoreboard. Does the quotes within quotes count as one or two quotes?



"Your Ego is a Muscle."
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 10-25-2001 @ 10:31 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
there is a moderator for FC???



This is me, I’m always the same
Virus in the system, crash the mainframe
Uprise, now fall in line
Roll with the pack or get left behind-P.O.D.

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 10:34 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

there is a moderator for FC???


From what I hear....I also heard he has a punk ass fanatsy hockey team. ;)


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 10:38 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

there is a moderator for FC???


Yeah Facey, apparently some douchebag who's never around has the job of moderating FC. have you seen the simpleton lately?


Operation Stalk The Commie Towelheaded Freak is now in full effect!
Have you seen Teen Jerkoff Boy lately? I'm looking for him.

Fuck you Ken.
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 10-25-2001 @ 10:55 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
the last I saw him, he was with your mom. so there is no telling when we are going to see him again. He might have been sucked up that black hole she calls a vagina



This is me, I’m always the same
Virus in the system, crash the mainframe
Uprise, now fall in line
Roll with the pack or get left behind-P.O.D.

CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 12:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Wookie: 59 quotes

Maynard: 28

c'mon gilligan you're falling behind! lol


And I'm still here waiting there, to catch you if you fall
I don't know why I care so much, when I shouldn't care at all


7-0!! GO TERPS!
Sloatsburgh
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 12:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I don't know about you guys, but I have stopped reading anything by Wookie and Maynard a long time ago. I just read the boards responses.

quote:

Fuckin amateurs. Have you learned NOTHING from your time being beaten by me Ken


Grumpy, isn't it ironic that Gilligan is your adopted son and he knows nothing on how to beat down an agressor? You have failed with this child.







She tastes like a gyro.

I loathe the Froy.
GonzoStyle
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 12:51 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
I personally enjoyed Grk's banshee whining, fuckin wookie always fuckin up a good thing.


If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it
And spit it back in the face of you racists
And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me
You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me

She-Mail Me Here

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 4:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
I'll keep to the spirit of this thread and post a quote.
quote:

1 - If you're gonna watch a fight, you have to supply some form of goods (beer, pizza, milkduds, weed, halucinajenic (sp?) drugs, etc...). coming empty handed will get your ass boo'ed out and beaten in the parking lot after the fight.


C'mon, for this fight I am thinking Cotton Candy and marshmellow chicks.
There is more testosterone flying at a WWF Bra and Panties Match than in this bitch fest.
I am waiting for a retort that has more bite than "No you are".

:: sits back and finds more interest in trying to determine how many licks it takes to get to the candy center of a tootsie roll pop.::

Sloatsburgh
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 4:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
No, you are infinity!







She tastes like a gyro.

I loathe the Froy.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 4:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
I'm rubber & you're glue.
Anything you say, bounces off me,
and sticks to you! ;)



Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 5:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Sloats, Ladi,
What are these two gonna do if you start using up all there best material?

Maynard
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 5:28 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
We could sit here for months going back and forth, you mininterpreting what I say and calling me a hypocrite, and me telling everyone how dull you are. It's really pretty pointless. You really don't mean enough to me for me to continue aruging with you. We certainly don't have any mutual friends that would be in the middle of this, so I have no worries there.

All of you people that keep calling this a pussy fight are the fucking pussies. What are you looking for? The same old fight that you see in here where we talk about fucking each others mom? Or how we talk about the way that someone posts (oh wait, he did do that)? No, I have real life problems with him. But I can now accept the fact that he is taking up way too much of my time right now. I have much better things to do, as I'm sure he does as well.

This really should be the last post in here, but I just know that the wookie is going to respond again, with another one of his pointless comments. But this is my last post in here. For the second time.

Wookie
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 6:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01

Scissors.



Go Diamondbacks?! WTF?!?!

Son of NYPD, our real heroes.
You may remember me from such screenames as WookiePoolParty, and GGeckoWannabe...


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