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JEisen
posted on 11-26-2001 @ 1:31 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 01
I heard Howard do the same thing years ago.

JEisen
posted on 11-26-2001 @ 1:46 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 01
they kept her on the line for about an hour and a half while she screamed like an idiot into the phone, hoping someone would hear her desperate cries for help, as sound bytes and music mocked her every step of the way.

IrishAlkey
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posted on 11-26-2001 @ 2:17 AM      
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I can't give one but I sure as hell can catch one...

*kneels behind the plate*

Come on FTL, right down the pipe...let her rip!!!





Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
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posted on 11-26-2001 @ 2:44 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Faceman posted:
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Vagina-Love Glove Honey Pot-Hair Pie
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Ok everyone, 2 new board names are up for grabs to whoever wants them :)
I'm gonna wait around for MeatCurtains-PissFlaps...

Plus, geez... what the hell kinda FC is this? We're on page 4 already and not one person has tapped a Keg or busted out the Milk Duds?



How about a positive LSD story, that would be newsworthy. Don't you think? Anybody think that? Just once, to hear a positive LSD story. "Today, a young man on acid, realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves... here's Tom with the weather." -- Bill Hicks




Pauley
posted on 11-26-2001 @ 2:47 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 01
Sir Okiewhats-it. I am too dense to remember the clever secret identity you use with your make believe friends.

Let me thank you for your patience in explaining this to me. You are like that professor guy in the Paper Chase. Stern but loving.

First of all, do you realize you use a great many bird metaphors. Read your last two messages.
Parrots, sqwaking, perch..Dude. Check out another animal.

Try.. He barked like a bitch dog. Or You guys
are twitchy rats. Not great. But I'm trying.

See. You could expand your whole world and be a much better writer.

Secondly: Explaining lame radio bits on a message board kind of loses something in the translation.
It's one of those, 'had to be there' kind of things. Even if you go back and read it, you'll have to admit your not describing thigh slapping
comedy.

Third: Funny and interesting is pretty good. About the best we can do. It IS morning radio.
Do have life changing experiences after a healthy dose of O & A. Do you get clever things to write about in emails and bore the shit out of your victims? Or is the radio where you get all your
bird metaphors.

Warmly,
Paul

DOUBLE POSTING HAS BEEN EDITED TOGETHER FOR READERS' CONVENIENCE... WHAT A FUCKING TOOL... -FTL

quote:

thanks trish!!
and pauley, i am actually quite fond of my name.



Ms. Cunt-Twat

Please except my sincere apology. I humble myself before you and I am embaressed by my sexist assumptions.

Paul

Please call me Mr. Cock-Tool in our future communications.




This message was edited by FollowThisLogic on 11-30-01 @ 10:27 AM
crx girl
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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-26-2001 @ 3:09 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
i hate people who don't get it.*

*© someone else.



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
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This message was edited by crx girl on 11-26-01 @ 3:35 AM
Pauley
posted on 11-26-2001 @ 3:11 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

i hate people who don't get it.*


Oh my god, you are so dumb..You must be adorable for anybody to talk to you.

FN Sluggo
posted on 11-26-2001 @ 3:16 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
WHAT A FUCKIN' DICK!


What the hell are you fuggin' lookin' at?
Spitfire421 is "our" mommy...Does that make me..."us" STONER's by proxy?
crx girl
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ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-26-2001 @ 3:26 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Oh my god, you are so dumb..You must be adorable for anybody to talk to you
nice hypothesis, but where is your proof?

am i the only one who's not sure if this is an insult or a compliment?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
Pauley
posted on 11-26-2001 @ 3:31 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

nice hypothesis, but where is your proof?

am i the only one who's not sure if this is an insult or a compliment?



First of all, it is kind of both. I am saying you must be really cute to get away saying inane things like "I hate people who don't get it".

It sounds like a child or a valley girl. You mean to say you are frustrated by people who don't see the world the way you do. Hate is so one sided.
I don't hate you. I was hoping you would overlook the 'dumb' thing enough to realize I was flirting by infering your cuteness. My charm was totally wasted on you. Now you are supposed to flirt back.

I am such a whore that if you flirt back I will probably start ranting about how O & A rock and shit. I have no character.

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posted on 11-26-2001 @ 3:43 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
OK... follow along with me...
quote:

FN Moron Posted on: 11-26-01 @ 2:44 AM
followed by
quote:

Pauley Posted on: 11-26-01 @ 2:47 AM
3 minutes...not bad... but then,
quote:

crx girl Posted on: 11-26-01 @ 3:09 AM
followed by
quote:

Pauley Posted on: 11-26-01 @ 3:11 AM
2 minutes... NICE!!!!.... Hey SLASH, it looks like somebody's trying to steal The Sleeper's crown...



How about a positive LSD story, that would be newsworthy. Don't you think? Anybody think that? Just once, to hear a positive LSD story. "Today, a young man on acid, realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves... here's Tom with the weather." -- Bill Hicks




Pauley
posted on 11-26-2001 @ 3:45 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 01
quote]2 minutes... NICE!!!!.... Hey SLASH, it looks like somebody's trying to steal The Sleeper's crown



Is that a good thing? If it is,thankyou. I would like to thank all the little people who got me here and keep me coming back.

PS. You are watching me very closely. Your not a stalker are you?

crx girl
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ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-26-2001 @ 3:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
hmm, 2 minutes again.
quote:

I am such a whore that if you flirt back I will probably start ranting about how O & A rock and shit. I have no character.
well, at least he's already taken the first step of admitting that he has a problem.



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
Pauley
posted on 11-26-2001 @ 3:54 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

well, at least he's already taken the first step of admitting that he has a problem.



See I knew you could flirt a little bit. It wasn't much, but the nicest thing thats been said to me. You are cute! Are'nt you?

And stop timing me. It is annoying, This isn't exactly an effort that requires much concentration
(except of course when responding to you I like to focus cause you are so damn cute).

Pauley
posted on 11-26-2001 @ 3:59 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 01
Sorry I double posted. Please don't rat me out too
that Logic guy. It makes him crazy if the rules are broken. I think he has control issues.

THANKS FOR BRINGING IT TO MY ATTENTION. IT HAS BEEN DELETED, AND YOU ARE STILL A FUCKING TOOL. -FTL




This message was edited by FollowThisLogic on 11-30-01 @ 10:28 AM
crx girl
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ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-26-2001 @ 4:03 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
hmm, i can't say that i'm not feeling a tad uncomfortable right now.



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 11-26-2001 @ 7:08 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Poor Tricia... why don't you just let loose on him? This guy is way better therapy than the FU Board could ever be.

And Pauley, I'm going to abandon the strike system, and just forcibly edit your lame ass. You'll notice that I did not change your words in any way, just eliminated extraneous posting. When I'm bored of you, or you piss off enough people, you're banned. Just a little warning from your friendly neighborhood moderator. :)

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.Everyone else has a scrolling marquee in their sigs. I was beginning to feel left out.
"Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank




This message was edited by FollowThisLogic on 11-26-01 @ 11:20 AM
Sephiroth
posted on 11-26-2001 @ 7:35 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I knew FTL would get drunk with power sooner or later. Didnt think it would be this soon.

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Kid Afrika
posted on 11-26-2001 @ 8:17 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I'm going to abandon the strike system

But but but... the strike system works so well though. ;)


And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Faceman says I'm an "a-hold".


Kid Afrika
posted on 11-26-2001 @ 8:17 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
stupid spacebar.

This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 11-26-01 @ 8:19 AM
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 11-26-2001 @ 8:30 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

But but but... the strike system works so well though.


Yeah, everyone knows how well it works...

>)

quote:

I knew FTL would get drunk with power sooner or later. Didnt think it would be this soon.


Nah, this isn't drunk with power. Shit, this isn't even a real board member. Just a Stern dickbag. They don't really count.

[TOG]You're just saying I'm drunk with power cause you're jealous of me and you're gonna leave the board cause I'm a mod.[/TOG]

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.Everyone else has a scrolling marquee in their sigs. I was beginning to feel left out.
"Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank
Sephiroth
posted on 11-26-2001 @ 8:46 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

[TOG]You're just saying I'm drunk with power cause you're jealous of me and you're gonna leave the board cause I'm a mod.[/TOG]


Unsubstaintiate rumors started by mindless assholes whom I will rip apart when i find out who they are fucking RULE!!

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES

Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath.
AIM | E-MAIL | CHAT
KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS

Pauley
posted on 11-26-2001 @ 12:04 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

And Pauley, I'm going to abandon the strike system, and just forcibly edit your lame ass. You'll notice that I did not change your words in any way, just eliminated extraneous posting. When I'm bored of you, or you piss off enough people, you're banned. Just a little warning from your friendly neighborhood moderator.



Logic..I can't keep playing with you. I have to return to earth sometime. I realized if you think somebody else on this board is jealous of you because you are a moderator, you are a lost cause. You have a terminal case of geekness.

Go out. Get some sun and fresh air. Pay a woman to talk to you. Your priorities will shift. You are a really silly boy.

PS your radio daddies still suck.

Snoteater
posted on 11-26-2001 @ 12:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Pauly- yeah yeah yeah same shit different day.

The Stern gag orders and his total reversal as a first admendment advocate. Please discuss.



"Your Ego is a Muscle."
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 11-26-2001 @ 12:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Logic..I can't keep playing with you. I have to return to earth sometime. I realized if you think somebody else on this board is jealous of you because you are a moderator, you are a lost cause. You have a terminal case of geekness.

Go out. Get some sun and fresh air. Pay a woman to talk to you. Your priorities will shift. You are a really silly boy.

PS your radio daddies still suck.


Heh heh... it's funny cause you're clueless.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.Everyone else has a scrolling marquee in their sigs. I was beginning to feel left out.
"Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank


This message was edited by FollowThisLogic on 11-26-01 @ 12:19 PM


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