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spitfire421
posted on 10-08-2001 @ 1:55 PM      
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It is so ponderous that I actually sat here and read this whole thing...

The moral of this story: Chicks just can't be friends? OR If you have a sig pic of a hot chick, make sure you at least somewhat resemble the pic?


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This message was edited by spitfire421 on 10-8-01 @ 1:59 PM
GonzoStyle
posted on 10-08-2001 @ 3:35 PM      
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quote:

Shouldn't this be in FC?



Why was there a problem here?


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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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posted on 10-08-2001 @ 6:37 PM      
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In reference to Ants, Gonzo said...
quote:

but you are pretty damn fuckin hot.


About that blow job...






Freedom is worth fighting for.


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posted on 10-08-2001 @ 7:02 PM      
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quote:

About that blow job...



Why is it called a blow job when they really suck it?


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IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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posted on 10-08-2001 @ 7:08 PM      
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quote:

Why is it called a blow job when they really suck it?


True, and why do we say "suck my dick," when we really mean "blow me?"






Freedom is worth fighting for.


Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Faceman
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posted on 10-08-2001 @ 7:09 PM      
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[obscure movie reference so obscure i dont remember the name of it]I know thats what it's called, but you dont actually blow on it[/obscure movie reference so obscure i dont remember the name of it]

and moron, i may be the chef, but i aint bringing food to the party either. :)




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GonzoStyle
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 12:05 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

True, and why do we say "suck my dick," when we really mean "blow me?"



Cause you want them to "go down" on your and "do you"


"These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation
shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government
of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
-- Abraham Lincoln

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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 12:15 AM      
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quote:

Cause you want them to "go down" on your and "do you"


So many ways to propose such a simple task...






Freedom is worth fighting for.


Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Psycho Bitch
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 2:42 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

I'd like a sasparilla and some pickled eggs.



You eat the weirdest shit lol
That is almost as bad as that egg salad/tuna salad with jalepeno peppers catastrophe blech


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So tell me what I see when I look in your eyes Is that you baby or just a brilliant disguise

Let it be me, I'll be your poetry in motion. A desolate island when you sail the deep blue ocean. All your tomorrows for all your yesterdays. I'll be a lamb or a lion you can tame. And I hope and I pray that my offer will find its way. Yes I know there'll come a day, when in return I'll need the same. Let it be me, the star who guides you through the night. I'll make it worth your while.


GonzoStyle
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 3:47 AM      
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quote:

So many ways to propose such a simple task...



I know i mean how many different ways can you express it, I think whipping out your puss baster and pointing should be enough.


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of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
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Nana's Precious
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 4:14 AM      
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quote:

I know i mean how many different ways can you express it, I think
whipping out your puss baster and pointing should be enough.


or you can just ask for a "Ralph Malph"......


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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 12:35 PM      
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I'm not sure who gets this award. It used to belong to Dana but she left. I guess the girls can argue as who gets it now.





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Sephiroth
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 12:45 PM      
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Oh Yes... Grumpy's pic fucking WINS.

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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 12:54 PM      
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quote:

You eat the weirdest shit lol


It was meant to be funny toolette.

quote:

That is almost as bad as that egg salad/tuna salad with jalepeno peppers catastrophe blech


For the record it was a tuna salad and egg salad club on toasted white bread with thousand island dressing and pepper rings.


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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 1:07 PM      
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quote:

For the record it was a tuna salad and egg salad club on toasted white bread with thousand island dressing and pepper rings.



bro - that's got hershey squirts written allllll over it. Dammmmnnnnn!


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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 6:01 PM      
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quote:

and moron, i may be the chef, but i aint bringing food to the party either.
So, Face...are you telling us you've got your own EZ-Board message board too????



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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 6:04 PM      
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God damn grumpy that pic may be better than the special olympics one LMAO

i can think of a person or two, one specifically, who could use a trophy like that.



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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 6:06 PM      
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uhh Rape-babes?

I got the video camera ready? when are we gonna hook up??

*reads arguements and shit*

I'll...uhh...come back...later...


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GonzoStyle
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 9:44 PM      
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quote:

You eat the weirdest shit lol



He may but i would still eat the corn out of GW's shit.


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shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government
of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
-- Abraham Lincoln

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Faceman
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posted on 10-10-2001 @ 1:10 AM      
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pssssssst grumpy, you need 1 more of those things now;)




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See the rain through a gaping wound
Pounding on the women and children
Who run Into the arms Of America-U2

GonzoStyle
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:50 AM      
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quote:

pssssssst grumpy, you need 1 more of those things now



facey Frumpy is too old to grow anymore than he already has.


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shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government
of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
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