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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 07-13-2002 @ 2:34 AM      
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quote:
Fist the fishy? NOOOOOO the real game is lick the love button and tickle the taint!



Do your g/f's "carve the pumpkin?"






PrOjEcT MaYhEmHIS NAME IS IRISHALKEY
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
VG drives my puppy bus!

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 07-13-2002 @ 9:34 AM      
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I prefer "swallow the leader".



Thank you Austin!
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 07-13-2002 @ 1:28 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
of course you would



weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hybrid's #1!!!!!1 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE - We rule by fear!!!!
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 1:22 AM      
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Is Drusilla implying that I might be a homosexual?



Thank you Austin!
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 1:36 AM      
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I hope not. I'd hate to think that's what you had in mind in exchange for Tricia's addy.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 1:41 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
I hope not. I'd hate to think that's what you had in mind in exchange for Tricia's addy.
I love when threads cross over. It's so cool.



Thank you Austin!
YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 6:01 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
So how long do you think it'll be before everyone who is still hiding realizes that Danked has stopped looking for them?

FNMoron
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
I Mod VG's ass!		posted on 07-15-2002 @ 12:38 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
god dammit.... nobody told me the game was over.





YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY		posted on 07-15-2002 @ 12:46 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
That's because nobody likes you.

Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 07-15-2002 @ 12:52 AM      
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Oh um... ready or not, here I come...

Ah, forget it.

Thread over.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 07-15-2002 @ 12:57 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
Ah, forget it.

Thread over.
Nooooooooo. I had a really good hiding spot too.



Thank you Austin!
FNMoron
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I Mod VG's ass!		posted on 07-15-2002 @ 12:58 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
That's because nobody likes you.
now there's a stretch :rolleyes:





YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY		posted on 07-15-2002 @ 1:12 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
quote:
Nooooooooo. I had a really good hiding spot too.


Now there's a setup for an "Ants & Alkey are gay" joke if I've ever seen one.

Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 07-15-2002 @ 1:19 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
::rimshot::


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 07-15-2002 @ 1:21 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Is Drusilla implying that I might be a homosexual?



no, not in the least.



weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hybrid's #1!!!!!1 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE - We rule by fear!!!!
YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY		posted on 07-15-2002 @ 1:24 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
quote:
::rimshot::



No no, you misunderstand. I wasn't actually making the joke. I was simply trying to make it obvious so that noone else would make the joke thereby proving themselves a cornball.

Does that make sense?

Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 07-15-2002 @ 1:27 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
::rimshot::


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 07-15-2002 @ 1:30 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Ants and Alkey are so gay.

There, I said it.



Thank you Austin!
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 07-15-2002 @ 1:32 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
That wasn't very funny.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 07-15-2002 @ 1:35 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
I wasn't finished...

Ants and Alkey are so gay...



Thank you Austin!
YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY		posted on 07-15-2002 @ 1:37 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
Please don't mock me. It hurts my feelings.

Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 07-15-2002 @ 1:41 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
HOW GAY ARE THEY????


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 07-15-2002 @ 1:55 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Thank you Danked.

They're so gay...

Shit, I forgot the punchline.

Never mind.



Thank you Austin!
Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS		posted on 07-15-2002 @ 12:00 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
duck




I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee ObJectives:
1. 74 Wins, 4th place in NL East for Mets this Year 2. Break at least one knuckle by October
3. All 5 Starters finish Dead last in run support this year 4. Mets win by 10+ runs once this season

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 07-15-2002 @ 12:07 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
duck
Goose?



Thank you Austin!


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