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Metalfan
posted on 08-08-2001 @ 10:44 AM      
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quote:

If you're in a relationship, what's the average times a week you have sex...more or less than you would like?



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Lord Duvious
posted on 08-08-2001 @ 10:45 AM      
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Spit- LESS LESS LESS....I'm lucky if I get it twice a week

Wendy- Dirty. Sensual fantasies is almost completely a female thing. Hence why there are no romance novels marketed to guys.



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posted on 08-08-2001 @ 10:45 AM      
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quote:

Of course, it also helps you to pass your cold to your smoking buddies

Oooo, I hate that!

And - Good answer Maynard.
quote:

average times a week you have sex...more or less than you would like?
Less, have to get my own place to live!
quote:

more sensual or is it just the down and dirty kind?
Both. Usually go from one to the other & back again, depending on how much time I spend thinking about it.




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You're my kinda lover...


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The Brain
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posted on 08-08-2001 @ 10:48 AM      
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Yup, Spit, I started last Monday, hence why I haven't been slacking nearly as much as I used to, 'cause they actually want me to do work around here (TOG). ;)

And to answer the topic of the day, it doesn't matter whether I'm currently in a relationship or not-- I think about sex all the damn time. Hell, I'm thinking about getting some right now LOL. And it sure helps that a lot of the Ladies in my office are incredibly gorgeous. God bless the Federal Government, and God bless America! LMAO ;)



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posted on 08-08-2001 @ 10:49 AM      
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Spit, currently more than 4 times per week...but hoping for more. Can never have too much IMO...especially in this heat, it makes it even better!




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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 08-08-2001 @ 10:50 AM      
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To answer the fantasy question....since I'm sure everyone missed my post on the last page cause it took so long to write. My fantasies are dirty, but when it comes to real life, I like sensual much better.


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spitfire421
posted on 08-08-2001 @ 10:50 AM      
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Men are more visual than women. I can be turned on just as much by reading a sensual, sexual encounter in a book (and they're not cheesy Harlequin romance novels) than by a porno. I'll just turn on Playboy or Spice if there's nothing better on...it has to be really good to turn me on.


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This message was edited by spitfire421 on 8-8-01 @ 10:54 AM
Drunken GW
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posted on 08-08-2001 @ 10:51 AM      
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Spit...It varied for me. It depends on how the relationship was going at the time. When I was 25 and our relationship was strong we couldn't get enough of each other. Whenever we saw each other we screwed. But since, at the time we both lived with our folks we had to sneak around and do it. That only added to the sex, the fear of being caught. Rug burn city, becuase the bed made too noise. But there were alot times when our relationship was stale. So from a high of 5-7 times a week, to once every two weeks.



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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 08-08-2001 @ 10:52 AM      
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Spit,

I don't think anyone gets more than wanted! Who wants more pie? I do.

And fantasies are pretty dirty, and the act can get dirty, but mostly sensual.

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posted on 08-08-2001 @ 10:55 AM      
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quote:

Men are more visual than women.

Well, of course... I need to be able to see what I'm doing as you close your eyes and throw your head back in ecstacy. ;) ;)



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Drunken GW
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posted on 08-08-2001 @ 10:58 AM      
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quote:

more sensual or is it just the down and dirty kind?


D and D!

And with a show of hands...who plans on joining the football league?



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This message was edited by Drunken GW on 8-8-01 @ 11:04 AM
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 08-08-2001 @ 11:04 AM      
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oops

This message was edited by MaynardGKrebs on 8-8-01 @ 11:06 AM
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 08-08-2001 @ 11:04 AM      
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I would be willing GW, but I've never been in a fantasy league, and I'm not a huge football fan. Does that matter?


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island

heyladiladi
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posted on 08-08-2001 @ 11:04 AM      
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Dare I ask how specific the Down & Dirty fantasies get? And what is "Dirty"?




I can't do without you for too long...you're my situation
You're my kinda lover...


"I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead." - Jimmy Buffet

I love the way you look at me, I love the way you smack my ass, I love the dirty things you do, when I have control of you!


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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 08-08-2001 @ 11:07 AM      
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quote:

And what is "Dirty"?


Dirty is when you just want to get your eff on. See a girl, she's into you and she justs pulls up her skirt and whamo! Two folks doing the bump and grind.

Maynard, it's up to you. Spit didn't know much about baseball and she joined Corpses league.:) Now she's in third place. It's an auto draft but the player rankings are set already. You can change the rankings or leave them as is. Just another way to slack the day away.



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AFDude
posted on 08-08-2001 @ 11:08 AM      
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GW, I just joined the league. That makes 3 different leagues I'm in...I better at least win ONE of them, though this is the only non-money league I'm in

Morning all...

Looks like I walked in at just the right time...:)


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This message was edited by AFDude on 8-8-01 @ 11:12 AM
Banana_juice
posted on 08-08-2001 @ 11:15 AM      
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I usually get some about 4-6 time a week, but I am still always worked up and looking for some.. I tend to flirt a lot more with people when I am really wanting some badly

On another note, GW, I joined your league. I see that it is an auto-draft.. when is the draft day.?


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posted on 08-08-2001 @ 11:16 AM      
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hmmm this thread is one of the reasons it sucks that I can't be online all day at work...Gets more and more interesting as each day passes by.

Good Morning all




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atomic punk
posted on 08-08-2001 @ 11:19 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Many questions out there to answer this morning.

Spit: 3-4 times a week. Would like more (what guy wouldn't :))

Ladi: When I don't get it, I'm VERY edgy.

Wendy: dirty fantasies, sensual reality

Also, GW, I'm going to join your football league right now.




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o&aswallow
posted on 08-08-2001 @ 11:21 AM      
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If it's a nameless or zipless f, it's down and dirty. Sensual, fantasy is done to keep a relationship exciting. And nothing is dirty. Kinky yes, but the nameless can be passionate, hot and heavy, on the kitchen table, in the dressing room or in the middle of a parking lot, anything goes, an oh my god, roll me over and do me again nasty get your f on.


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Metalfan
posted on 08-08-2001 @ 11:24 AM      
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quote:

hmmm this thread is one of the reasons it sucks that I can't be online all day at work...Gets more and more interesting as each day passes by



So, just get a boring desk job like the rest of us....LOL

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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 08-08-2001 @ 11:25 AM      
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GW,
I don't know squat about football, but I going to join.

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

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People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

spitfire421
posted on 08-08-2001 @ 11:26 AM      
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GW-- TOOL! :)
I know shit about football, but maybe I'll join...

Capn, check out Dream Theater's site, there's a download video tour of the studio...Petrucci cut his hair! He said that now all he can do is play 4:4 songs at 3 minutes lol...turning into Metallica...this new album's gonna be mad heavy


I'm never gonna work another day in my life
The gods told me to relax
They said I'm gonna be fixed up right
I'm never gonna work another day in my life
I'm way too busy powertripping
But I'm gonna shed you some light

I have adopted graffixrulz into the School of Altered Reality[Email][email protected]">E-Mail Me

heyladiladi
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ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 08-08-2001 @ 11:27 AM      
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quote:

the nameless can be passionate, hot and heavy

It's the other way for me, it takes a bit to work up to that.

I like the time when a relationship is still fairly new, & you are figuring out all the stuff the other peson likes. The time after the Casual dating, but before the Fighting.

When you start to see if the peron will run away screaming or sign up for what you want. :)




I can't do without you for too long...you're my situation
You're my kinda lover...


"I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead." - Jimmy Buffet

I love the way you look at me, I love the way you smack my ass,
I love the dirty things you do, when I have control of you!


"One owes respect to the Living. To the Dead, one owes only Truth." - Voltaire
o&aswallow
posted on 08-08-2001 @ 11:27 AM      
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QT, long time no see babe. Welcome to the next best thing to Vivid Video ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Frat Guy has rented one of the foster bedrooms as of 7/21. Yes ladies, another college boy is in town for you to ravage.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.


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