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Car Door Slammer
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 7:34 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
Hi all. I heard about OpieAnthony.com today on the show and just had to join up. I saw you have this WOW forum so I figured, what better way to introduce myself to you all. :)
I’m also thinking about entering that Naughty Nightie contest either tomorrow or Thursday. I heard guys treat the girls around here that enter contests with lots of respect. I was also told they tell those girls that they think they are the hottest and surprisingly only want to be their friend. They are so lucky. It’s so damn hard to find guys like that nowadays.
Anyway, here is my WOW for you all. Personally I think I look really good in it and have a great chance to win this contest. What do you all think?
Hopefully I will become one of your favorites around here. Talk to ya soon.







This message was edited by Car Door Slammer on 2-7-02 @ 10:08 PM
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 7:36 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
You think maybe if you slam the other one in your car door you could get them to match? Or, would it be too difficult to get the exact same amount of slam and then the right one would be bigger and then have to redo the left one and then one would then be bigger and then you'd need to redo the right one and so on...

Sorry, it's just that I'm a symmetry freak but, welcome aboard anyway. :)

btw...
You should probably see a doctor about that.




Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

This message was edited by barch97 on 2-5-02 @ 7:41 PM
crack hitler
If you want an honest opinion about your breasts, just ask me.
Unofficail Ambassador of WOW
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 7:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
oh my god those are fantastic, another brilliant wow. good to see the girls are still out there showing off their luscious cans. may i have permission to jerk off to your pic?


I love the Amy
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 7:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Daphna got tired of her other name?




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Paralyzed.

Nothing's getting through to me.

Hypnotized from all my surroundings.

I wanna be something I could never be.

I wanna say things that I could never say.

Yeah, I'm gonna do it again!

Sick of my life.

I'm tired of everything in my life.

Dragged down.

Rubbing my face in the ground.

No time for the undecided.

I wanna know why I've always felt alone.

And I wanna love.

Why am I untouchable?

Yeah, I'm gonna do it again!

Sick of my life.

I'm tired of everything in my life.

I never wanted to be sick of my life.

I'm tired of everything in my life.



Norton's Victim
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 7:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
I think this belongs in the Mutter forum.



The Rules of being Steve:
1) Be desireless
2) Be excellent
3) Be gone
-The Tao of Steve

This message was edited by Norton's Victim on 2-8-02 @ 10:30 AM
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 7:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
OH MY GOD.
Irish Alkey Boobs!!!!

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 02-05-2002 @ 7:46 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Yes, if my ears were tits...





I don't let idiots in my bar.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
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posted on 02-05-2002 @ 8:01 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
nice! those are hot!


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CEBOLLA
JimboSHU
my status is extremely accurate.
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 8:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
im cranking one out to those right now

I'm too lazy to make a sig.
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posted on 02-05-2002 @ 8:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
we better not let Snuka or CBH see this pic, it might be their sister or something. I can't imagine what the family reunion would be like


Heartbreaker you've got the best of me
But I just keep on comin' back incessantly
Oh why did you have to run your game on me
I should have known right from the start you'd go & break my heart

OAAWITE
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 8:53 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Wow. Great tits. You are beautiful. Every girl who posts WOW's is beautiful.

You are perfect.


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 02-05-2002 @ 9:22 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
OAAWITE is dead on!
Any boobs is good boobs, that's what Alkey always says!
Even if your face is busted, you have pubes for hair, and tits that originated on a planet with a hell of alot more gravity than earth, we'll all kiss your ass!





I don't let idiots in my bar.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 9:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Anyway, here is my WOW for you all. Personally I think I look really good in it and have a great chance to win this contest. What do you all think?
As far as I'm concerned, you win - hand's down! What I wouldn't give just to TF you for a few minutes. (well, half-TF you, but it could work).


This week's quote : A true hero is master of all manner of tools - whatever suits his needs. The power known to you as "Excalibur" is, in fact, only the burning echo of your very soul...


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Ha Ha! Made you look, hammer!!


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posted on 02-05-2002 @ 9:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
This is some sort of sick fucking joke...right?



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I am the ultimate rage…

I am the bleakest future…

I am the man in the shadows!




Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 9:48 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Those are the hottest tits since sliced bread


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

E-Mail Me
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zootybang
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 9:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

This is some sort of sick fucking joke...right?


Picked up on that at lightning speed there, zippy.


God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.

Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 9:56 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
WTF!!! My eyes are bleeding!!!!



Email
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YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 10:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

Daphna got tired of her other name?



That's the same exact thing I was thinking.

RomanHamrlik
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 10:35 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
I think you have a tumor on the bottom of the big one. Other than that......nice!!

The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 10:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I WANT THAT TIT IN MY MOUTH PRONTO!!!


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

meegman
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 11:08 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
is that a zit or a tit? pop that fucker

RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 02-06-2002 @ 7:54 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
WOW, that's all I can say. I may have to stop my WOW posts out of jealousy that mine don't come close to looking that good.



I LOVE THE MORON
Car Door Slammer
posted on 02-07-2002 @ 6:33 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
I knew I'd be popular, but I didn't think I'd be this popular. You like me, you really like me!
Awww, you don't know how good that makes me feel to know I have so many friends here. For that, I'll give you another WOW.

quote:

I may have to stop my WOW posts out of jealousy that mine don't come close to looking that good.

You don't have to do that Rape Fantasizer. Granted mine are much nicer than yours, but there is no reason you have to stop WOWing altogether. Just as long as we both know who the new flavor of the month is around here.

Anyway people, here is my latest WOW. Hope you all enjoy it.





Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 02-07-2002 @ 10:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I don't believe this. What twisted fuck would be sick enough to post something like this?
Oh wait, nevermind. ;)



"Beat me if you can. Survive if I let you." - Taz (ECW)

ChowderPuke
p.s. I know what the deal is...I've been here a while...just never registered until recently.
posted on 02-07-2002 @ 11:11 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

LENT: WTF!!! My eyes are bleeding!!!!




JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! Maybe it's just me, or my sense of humor, but everytime I read this, I can't stop laughing my balls off.... OH FUCK...I gotta go pick them up again!

Honk If You Like O&A!



I might be new to the board, but I'm not new to the show....give me all the shit you want!


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