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goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 04-30-2002 @ 10:44 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
It took me some time (and a fair amount of pleading) but here is the result - I present a WOW from my lovely wife, Mrs. Goatweed.

[I would also like to personally dedicate this to Barch - he knows why :-D]




The line between fantasy and reality is the same as that between sanity and insanity...which side of the line are you on?


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna chat and be bestest of friends.

Apparently some people don't like the black box - they're just jealous that they don't have one...pfffft!!!






This message was edited by goatweed on 4-30-02 @ 11:10 PM
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE		posted on 04-30-2002 @ 11:02 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Nice job goat, way to help out the team. And nice WOW mrs. goat.



I LOVE THE MORON
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest		posted on 04-30-2002 @ 11:08 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
You are a lucky man! Thanks for the wow.

Is the baseball symbolic of something?


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Over The Limit
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 04-30-2002 @ 11:12 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Is the baseball symbolic of something?
It's a symbol of my laziness - I didn't bother cropping it out. It's actually a ceramic Yankee ball/pocket change bank her mom made me a few years ago (she's good with the arts & crafts).


The line between fantasy and reality is the same as that between sanity and insanity...which side of the line are you on?


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna chat and be bestest of friends.

Apparently some people don't like the black box - they're just jealous that they don't have one...pfffft!


heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE 		posted on 04-30-2002 @ 11:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:
change bank her mom made me a few years ago
LMAO, that rocks, her Mom made you this sweet little gift, and here is her baby standing naked for us all to see! lol!

And, bravo to her, very nice! Good work on your part.


ZAPS
crack hitler
If you want an honest opinion about your breasts, just ask me.
Unofficail Ambassador of WOW		posted on 04-30-2002 @ 11:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
well i know you are all waiting in giddy anticipation of my response, so here it is.

they are quite lovely, nice and perky with perfect nipples. unlike a recent post where i was a little more generous then the sag bags deserved, i do truly appreciate these breasts. i commend you on your lovely rack, please feel free to post more of them. :)


I love the Amy



This message was edited by crack hitler on 5-1-02 @ 12:01 AM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 8:34 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Me likes the goat boobies.

What's goat milk taste like, anyway?





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 9:03 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Woo Hoo...

BARCH WINS!!!

Very Nice, goatweed. You're a lucky man. I can't believe you finally talked her into it.

What're all you other tools lookin' at? He said it was for me.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 9:17 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
Those get the Crack Hitler seal of approval...

Very Nice. You're a lucky guy. :-D



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 9:18 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Dear Mr. weed,

Can you please ask Mrs. weed if I may have permission to masturbate to her lovely WOW?

Sincerely,

Saul Hudson
Saul Hudson



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



usagirl21
posted on 05-01-2002 @ 9:26 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
Married a 17 year old, did ya :) Well that is a beautiful WOW.

*****************************

Yes, the WOW was ms-painted on


If this board didn't exist, I might actually get one of my programs done.

goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 9:33 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
What's goat milk taste like, anyway?
I can't answer that - gonna have to wait until we have a little goat running around, and that won't be for some time yet.
quote:
I can't believe you finally talked her into it
Well I can't take all the credit - I did have a little help from a bottle of White Zinfandel ;)
quote:
may have permission to masturbate to her lovely WOW?
So I guess my gotee isn't good enough for ya anymore?
quote:
Married a 17 year old, did ya
The Mrs. will be VERY happy to hear that compliment!

Thanks for all the kind words (and those to come). Hopefully this will be just the beginning - and it looks like I'll be stocking up on more wine :-D


The line between fantasy and reality is the same as that between sanity and insanity...which side of the line are you on?


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna say hi.

Apparently some people don't like the black box - they're just jealous that they don't have one...pfffft!


skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 05-01-2002 @ 9:52 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
thank you mrs. goat (and you to goat) for that lovely wow!! you are a lucky man!



SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 9:56 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Well, I was going to ask if I could look at her WOW while I was fucking your face, but, I thought that might be a little rude.

Can ya get your sisters and/or cousins to WOW too?



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



This message was edited by SLASH on 5-1-02 @ 10:09 AM

Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 05-01-2002 @ 10:00 AM      
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So, the way things are going, we're probably going to see Mrs. Goatweed on the next Hookers at the Point.

I see through your evil little plan.

Leave it to Slash to make this thread disgusting to think about.




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TMS
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ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 10:04 AM      
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get his sisters and cousins to way what?


oh and very nice i must say :-D



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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 10:08 AM      
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quote:
Leave it to Slash to make this thread disgusting to think about.



He makes cock disgusting to think about.







Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
fnNazi
posted on 05-01-2002 @ 10:14 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
Very very nice! Thank you for thw WOW. I definitely agree with the 17 year old comment.

quote:
I did have a little help from a bottle of White Zinfandel

Wonder what a bottle of Tequila would do?

=============================

"A common mistake people make when trying to design
something completely foolproof is to underestimate the
ingenuity of complete fools."
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 10:24 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Can ya get your sisters and/or cousins to WOW too
I don't have a sister, but I have a 12 year old cousin.....I'll see what I can do.
quote:
So, the way things are going, we're probably going to see Mrs. Goatweed on the next Hookers at the Point.
Hey, the extra income couldn't hurt :-D Houses are really expensive nowadays...


The line between fantasy and reality is the same as that between sanity and insanity...which side of the line are you on?


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna say hi.

Apparently some people don't like the black box - they're just jealous that they don't have one...pfffft!


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 10:24 AM      
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quote:
Wonder what a bottle of Tequila would do?



If we mated Tequila with Grumpy, we could fit Tequila in a bottle. Other than that, he's useless.

The title of this thread really hits home.
Oops, inside joke.





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 10:37 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
finally, the time has arrived when getting excited about seeing a goat topless is not seen as a bad thing. People are just soooooo judgemental....

Goatboy - ::golfclap:: bravo. Thanks for taking one for the team.


As I look out my window watching the tornadoes and hurricanes pass,
and rain falls from the top of skyscrapers,
I warm food in my microwave as it ZAPS the tomatoes warm
The tomatoes are effable, wouldn't you say?
lennyd
posted on 05-01-2002 @ 5:47 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 00
very nice mrs. goatweed. your hubby is a lucky man. thankd to you both.

FoundryMusicJJ
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Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 9:08 PM      
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I'd like to propose a toast to Goat for getting his beautiful wife to pose for a wow pic. Nice.!


Wealth is too precious to be entrusted to the rich.

BIG THANX TO AUSTIN FOR THE SIGPIC
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 9:29 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
If we mated Tequila with Grumpy, we could fit Tequila in a bottle. Other than that, he's useless.

I am not the only who thinks that Frumpy is useless


LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!

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rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 9:36 PM      
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Nice work Mrs. Thanks for the pic Goatweed :)




2002 Crack Committee Objectives:

:-P

1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year

:)

2. Hate the Braves with a passion

:confused:

3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year

:-D

4. Mets win World Series!!!

:-D

5. Have Red Sox miss the playoffs yet finish 10 games in front of the Yankees

:)


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