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WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
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The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 1:52 AM      
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This message was edited by WNEWs GIRL on 5-25-02 @ 1:54 AM
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 1:54 AM      
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your creativity amazes me.

nice as always



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we'll always have ben orr


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posted on 05-25-2002 @ 1:54 AM      
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that's talent right there. :-D


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Unicron
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 2:05 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Impressive...........


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IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 05-25-2002 @ 2:30 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Oscar Meyer Weiner's wish they were me!






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
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I'll play with it, baby!

barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
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posted on 05-25-2002 @ 8:51 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
WOW...

Very Nice but, I can't help thinking you're gonna regret this when you sober up. :-D



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

FirstTime LongTime
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 9:22 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 02


sigh...




FUCK OBX!!!

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posted on 05-25-2002 @ 10:25 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

WOW...

Very Nice but, I can't help thinking you're gonna regret this when you sober up.
Hahaha, but we won't. Nice shots, Amy.




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posted on 05-25-2002 @ 11:28 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Nice, Amy. Disturbing, but nice...

quote:

Oscar Meyer Weiner's wish they were me!

Limp?



KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Tallguy 22
Fuck, I cant fucking spel or kant fucking cuont eithre! but...I LOVE TEH COCK!!!
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 11:50 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

posted on 05-25-2002 @ 1:52 AM


This is just a guess but i think she was either really drunk or really bored or even really horny but it could be all of them in one who knows.




silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 11:55 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
Amy, I don't know what I'm going to do with you.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


FirstTime LongTime
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 12:06 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 02


quote:

Amy, I don't know what I'm going to do with you.



Heh, I know exactly what to do with her...




FUCK OBX!!!

At the end of the day or at the end of the party, when everyone goes home, you're stuck with yourself. - Layne Staley
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
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posted on 05-25-2002 @ 12:49 PM      
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Well done Amy!! It's nice to see you can handle something of that size and girth. Whatcha doin' tonight? ;)


Do you wanna kill a kitten? Click me!!


You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

Wanna play with my wood....panelling?




This message was edited by goatweed on 5-25-02 @ 12:51 PM
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posted on 05-25-2002 @ 12:55 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
Well, well....I certainly feel inadequete now.

QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
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posted on 05-25-2002 @ 1:06 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
good times...good times

My Sigpics and such...
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I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do
Squidward
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 5:34 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
NICE!!!!

Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 1:26 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener.
That is what I'd truly like to beee.
Cuz if I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener,
Everyone would be in love with me.


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I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 1:29 AM      
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Amazing!!! I wish I was that Oscar Mayer Wiener...


Shit Can Happen


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:

:)

1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year

:-D

2. Hate the Braves with a passion

:mad:

3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year

:-P

4. Mets win World Series!!!

:-D :)

4B. Roger Clemens finally steps into the batters box at Shea.

:eek:

5. Root for and support Mike Piazza...
regardless of his sexual preference


:confused:
F1Gm3nT
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 11:19 AM      
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now I know what I wnat to be in my next life



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posted on 05-28-2002 @ 11:55 AM      
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Very nice. :)


NONE ON US

NEVER FORGET
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I swear it was this big
posted on 05-28-2002 @ 12:04 PM      
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Registered: May. 02
Those pics bring tears to my eyes.

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skitchr4u
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posted on 05-29-2002 @ 3:21 PM      
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Registered: May. 02
good god i am in heaven! thank you amy, very well done as usual!!

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 10:55 AM      
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First Gumby, now the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile. Who knew Amy was a fetish model?

Do you ever fondle anything with a pulse?[Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm]


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posted on 06-04-2002 @ 10:39 PM      
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quote:

Do you ever fondle anything with a pulse?[



Yes. Yes she does. :-D




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AMY IS MY BITCH!






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