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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 07-08-2002 @ 1:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
Hey, how about some boobie collages?




Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 07-08-2002 @ 1:21 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
thats fucking scary


PrOjEcT MaYhEm Has Taken Me Hostage

AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY & I'M MRS. HYBRID
My Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King, Velociti aka diadelsuerte, TFEC
My Spic Army: Tequila and Velociti

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-08-2002 @ 1:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
That looks really quite disturbing



P Licking Ass F'er
posted on 07-08-2002 @ 1:23 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


Ummmm.... Lots of free time???

Strolling thru life looking for DOUNUT HOLES to fill.

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 07-08-2002 @ 1:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
I had to cup my breasts when I opened this up.

:confused:



PrOjEcT mAyHeM!!!
Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
I want to fuck.

JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 07-08-2002 @ 1:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
I take it you don't care for my little homage?


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 07-08-2002 @ 1:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

I take it you don't care for my little homage?


I guess I can appreciate it?

Still, my breasts tingle when I look at it.





PrOjEcT mAyHeM!!!
Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
I want to fuck.

JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 07-08-2002 @ 1:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
"Cut off a man's leg and they say he can still feel it tickling. Tell me, when your boobie is on the slab where will it tickle you?"

What movie?


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

P Licking Ass F'er
posted on 07-08-2002 @ 1:55 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Silence Of The Lambs???

Strolling thru life looking for DOUNUT HOLES to fill.

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 07-08-2002 @ 1:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
Silence: bingo. Now go bring me boobie pictures.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

P Licking Ass F'er
posted on 07-08-2002 @ 2:15 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Dice - How about hese two tits?
Sorry about the HOMO in the picture, it was the best i could find. :-D


Strolling thru life looking for DOUNUT HOLES to fill.

Velociti
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Philly Bluntside Brigade
Formerly diadelsuerte.
posted on 07-08-2002 @ 2:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
you actually spent time making that?


PrOjEcT MaYhEm, BITCHES!
PrOjEcT MaYhEm
Proud soldier in Amy's SPIC army
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 07-08-2002 @ 2:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
that's serial killer style right there.




This is your life and it's ending one
minute at a time.


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
PrOjEcT MaYhEm
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 07-08-2002 @ 2:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
that is just scary



weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hybrid's #1!!!!!1 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE - We rule by fear!!!!
P Licking Ass F'er
posted on 07-08-2002 @ 2:33 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Velociti - If you are talking to me (address people when talking), no I did not. However, I wish I had that kind of skill. That picture seems real to me though. Kinda scary! :eek:
If, on the other hand, you were addressing "Dice" then I believe that was a very good question to ask. It says alot about his character.
Chopping the breasts off women and pasting them together is a little serial killer'ish. I LIKE IT!

Strolling thru life looking for DOUNUT HOLES to fill.

Velociti
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Philly Bluntside Brigade
Formerly diadelsuerte.
posted on 07-08-2002 @ 2:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Yes I believe I was addressing the person that cut out various boobs and pasted them on a white backround. Sorry I wasn't more clear.


PrOjEcT MaYhEm, BITCHES!
PrOjEcT MaYhEm
Proud soldier in Amy's SPIC army
rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 07-08-2002 @ 2:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
That's terrible...Don't do it again.


And I swear I don't have a gun...

2002 Crack Committee Objectives:


1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year


2. Hate the Braves with a passion


3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year


4. Met fans get drunk watching the World Series!!!


5. Start the 'rebuilding process' immediatley!

Velociti
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Philly Bluntside Brigade
Formerly diadelsuerte.
posted on 07-08-2002 @ 2:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

That's terrible...Don't do it again.
jeesh... I said I was sorry.


PrOjEcT MaYhEm, BITCHES!
PrOjEcT MaYhEm
Proud soldier in Amy's SPIC army
Sir Okonkwo
posted on 07-08-2002 @ 4:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
DiceIsGein


"I had a compulsion to do it."

Born in Pennsylvania, DiceIsGein lived a repressive and solitary life on his family homestead with a weak, ineffectual brother and domineering mother who taught him from an early age that sex was a sinful thing. DIG ran the family's Philly apartment until his brother Henry died in 1944 and his mother in 1945. When she died her son was a thirty-nine-year-old bachelor, still emotionally enslaved to the woman who had tyrannized his life. The rest of the place, however, soon degenerated into a madman's shambles. He remained alone in the apartment, haunted by the ghost of his overbearing mother, whose bedroom he kept locked and undisturbed, exactly as it had been when she was alive. He also sealed off the drawing room and five more upstairs rooms, living only in one downstairs room and the kitchen.

"Weird old Dice", as the local community know him, had begun to develop a deeply unhealthy interest in the intimate anatomy of the female body - and interest that was fed by medical encyclopedias, books on anatomy, pulp horror novels and pornographic magazines. He became particularly interested in the atrocities committed by the Nazis during the Second World War and the medical experiments performed on Jews in the concentration camps. Soon he graduated on to the real thing by digging up decaying female corpses by night in far-flung Pennsylvania cemeteries. These he would dissect and keep some parts heads, sex organs, livers, hearts and intestines. Then he would flay the skin from the body, draping it over a tailor's dummy or even wearing it himself to dance and cavort around the homestead - a practice that apparently gave him intense gratification. On other occasions, DiceIsGein took only the body parts that particularly interested him. He was especially fascinated by the excised female genitalia, which he would fondle and play with, sometimes stuffing them into a pair of women's panties, which he would then wear around the house. Not surprisingly, he quickly became a recluse in the community, discouraging any visitors from coming near his by now neglected and decaying apartment.

DiceIsGein's fascination with the female body eventually led him to seek out fresher samples. His victims, usually women of his mother's age, included 54-year old Mary Hogan, who disappeared from the tavern she ran in December, and Bernice Worden, a woman in her late fifties who ran the local hardware store, who disappeared on the 16th November. Mrs. Worden's son Frank was also the sheriff's deputy, and upon learning that weird old DiceIsGein had been spotted in town on the day of his mother's disappearance, Frank Worden and the sheriff went to check out the old Gein place, already infamous amongst the local children as being haunted.

There, the gruesome evidence proved that DIG's bizarre obsessions had finally exploded into murder, and much, much worse. In the woodshed of the farm was the naked, headless body of Bernice Worden, hanging upside down from a meat hook and slit open down the front. Her head and intestines were discovered in a box, and her heart on a plate in the dining room. The skins from ten human heads were found preserved, and another skin taken from the upper torso of a woman was rolled up on the floor. There was a belt fashioned from carved-off nipples, a chair upholstered in human skin, the crown of a skull used as a soup-bowl, lampshades covered in flesh pilled taut, a table propped up by a human shinbones, and a refrigerator full of human organs. The four posts on DiceIsGein's bed were topped with skulls and a human head hung on the wall alongside nine death-masks - the skinned faces of women - and decorative bracelets made out of human skin. The stunned searchers also uncovered a soup bowls fashioned from skulls, a shoebox full of female genitalia, faces stuffed with newspapers and mounted like hunting trophies on the walls, and a "mammary vest" flayed from the torso of a woman. DiceIsGein later confessed that he enjoyed dressing himself in this and other human-skin garments and pretending he was his own mother.

The scattered remains of an estimated fifteen bodies were found at the apartment when Gein was eventually arrested, but he could not remember how many murders he had actually committed. The discovery of these Gothic horrors sent shock waves throughout America. In Pennsylvania itself, DIG quickly entered local folklore. Within weeks of his arrest, macabre Jokes called "Geiners" became a statewide craze. The country as a whole learned about DiceIsGein when both Life and Time magazines ran features on his "house of horrors."

After ten years in a mental hospital, DiceIsGein was judged competent to stand trial. Although considered fit to stand trial, he was found guilty, but criminally insane. He was first committed to the Central State Hospital, and then he was moved to the Mendota Mental Health Institute where he died in the geriatric ward at the age of seventy-seven.

P Licking Ass F'er
posted on 07-09-2002 @ 10:28 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
OH MY GOD!!! How F'ing funny is that?
Awsome job Sir Okonkwo!!!

Strolling thru life looking for DOUNUT HOLES to fill.

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 07-09-2002 @ 5:58 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Can I have my 30 seconds back?


LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!
Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

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Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.
posted on 07-12-2002 @ 11:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
What is that, the Sleestack's crystal energy board?






"BEGUN, THIS YODA WAR HAS."



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