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bluecarpenter
posted on 08-19-2001 @ 1:49 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Fuck You to my mother for judging how I raise my kids and run my house. If she might look back at my hellacious childhood and see what a shitstain job she did, then maybe she'd remember how hard it is. And maybe she'd realize that in spite of how messy it is around here, what with the four boys and all, and in spite of the seemingly endless chaos surrounding two full time jobs, school, homework, sports, summer activities, etc...that in spite of it all, I have given my children and my wife a life that is exponentially better and fuller and safer and more loving and caring than I grew up with in that Bronx shithole.

And another FU to my lesbian Aunt, who also graced us with her prescence here, in, uh, celebration of the many August birthdays in the family. The same bitchfaced dyke who comes into my house, looks around, rolls her eyes at her current carpet munching companion, and proceeds to pay my son, little blue, twentyfive bucks to clean his room. FUCKYOU!!!! you barren, childless twat!!!!! Thank god you didn't reproduce!!!!

And, Fuck YOU to my sister, the unreliable babysitter, who has, in her psychosis, made my life a nightmare of unmanageability for thirty years.

Fuck you to my Brother in law, who cant seem to get a ride to his mandatory Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, and makes me or my wife drive him.

Fuck you to my sarcastic little bastard Guinea stepson, who is determined to wind up in jail and eventually dead, like his dirtbag father.

Most of all, Fuck you to my wife...For not learning her lesson with her first and greatest mistake, the drug addicted father of my stepson. She is codependent, enabling and will ultimately contribute to her son's delinquency and inevitable incarceration. And, further, for not being able to have a conversation of any importance, preferring to bore me to death with stories of her coworkers love lives and stories of her patients testicular warts, etc.

Fuck the whole miserable bunch of you.

God I need some weed...

LONG LIVE THE SOCIALIST C-BLOC...LIVE FREE OR DIE

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE...BUT DON'T IGNORE ME

This message was edited by bluecarpenter on 8-19-01 @ 1:52 PM
BaLLooN NoT
posted on 08-19-2001 @ 2:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
i can feel the love....sorry i had 2..

hey blue just get out & do somthing to get u'r mind off it for a day.. go out & just have fun & let them fend for them selves for the day.

see what is said then & if they complain tell them that u went out because u deserve it because of how much BS u deal with on a daily basis




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Jolene'78
posted on 08-19-2001 @ 2:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Take a break Blue...get out of there, get in the car go get weed and go some place relaxing...get your mind off things...

Don't get too stressy...
Feel better you



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Patience is like bread I say,
I ran out of that yesterday
SweetAngel
posted on 08-19-2001 @ 4:29 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Blue, it really sucks to be you this weekend, huh? :)

Seriously though, I don't think running away and getting stoned is the answer here. Perhaps you guys should just sit down -- preferably in a quiet setting (wait, how do you do that with 4 kids?) -- and have a heart-to-heart talk. Isn't that what you always tell me? That it's important to talk?

Anyway, you know how to find me if you need to vent.


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PatCooper
posted on 08-19-2001 @ 5:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I say go and buy a shotgun and kill the whole fucking family.Then go get in the car and buy the weed and then back home smoke it up and watch some t.v.In the morning you'll see the sunshine and smile.=)



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Kim
posted on 08-19-2001 @ 5:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I say go and buy a shotgun and kill the whole fucking family.Then go get in the car and buy the weed and then back home smoke it up and watch some t.v.In the morning you'll see the sunshine and smile.


Yeah ok you TOOL! You're just the one who should give advice on how to deal with a dysfunctional family!



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bluecarpenter
posted on 08-19-2001 @ 6:24 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Damn,how I love woman with attitude...

How you doin' Kim? Don't believe I've had the pleasure... Nice to meet you.

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE...BUT DON'T IGNORE ME
Bangster
posted on 08-19-2001 @ 7:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Hey BC, dont wry about it. Almost every family is like that. On the outside, we all seem normal, but we all have serious problems.

graduated from Jon Benet Norton's school of kid touching

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BoxOfWine
I wear a helmet and lick the windows
posted on 08-21-2001 @ 9:58 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
Wow, sorry to hear that blue. You've helped me so much. If there is anything you need help with or you need to vent just tell me. I'm here for you bro.


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kindredbabe
posted on 08-21-2001 @ 6:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Blue,
Unfortunately, we can't pick the member of our families...I hope you get to blow off some steam soon. It sounds like you could really use it.

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