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The Sleeper
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posted on 08-22-2001 @ 1:00 AM      
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Twice in the last 2 weeks I've witnessed this.

Last week I was walking down the sidewalk when I saw someone standing in the corner of the NYU College of Arts and Sciences Building. Took a closer look and he was peeing on private property. Wanted to post an FU then but let it go by the time I got home.

Today I'm sitting in Washington Square Park during my lunchbreak and a guy just pees in the bushes in front of me while I'm fuckin eating.

Whatever happened to peeing in...i dunno...A FUCKING BATHROOM!?!?!?!?!



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This message was edited by The Sleeper on 8-22-01 @ 1:06 AM
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 1:09 AM      
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Hey I really had to take a piss.



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posted on 08-22-2001 @ 1:15 AM      
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well, when you gotta go, ya gotta go. ;)



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The Sleeper
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posted on 08-22-2001 @ 1:16 AM      
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Well crx, If it were a chick doing it I might've actually thought it was hot. ;)



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posted on 08-22-2001 @ 1:21 AM      
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quote:

well, when you gotta go, ya gotta go


LMAO hmmm....7-11


I see people peeing all the time...the worst is when they wave....


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posted on 08-22-2001 @ 1:45 AM      
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quote:

I see people peeing all the time...the worst is when they wave....



but not with their hands (I guess you forget this part) ;)

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posted on 08-22-2001 @ 2:30 AM      
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You know what's bad, peeing in a water bottle if you are stuck in a far booth and your replacement doesn't come for minutes! unfortunately I had to to that at work last week. :( good thing I didn't get caught.


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posted on 08-22-2001 @ 9:42 AM      
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quote:

Whatever happened to peeing in...i dunno...A FUCKING BATHROOM!?!?!?!?!



Hey man, do you know how difficult it is to get one of those shop keepers on McDougal Street to let you use their bathroom? I feel if Nature calls....let it flow.


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posted on 08-22-2001 @ 8:59 PM      
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quote:

Today I'm sitting in Washington Square Park during my lunchbreak and a guy just pees in the bushes in front of me while I'm fuckin eating.

Just be glad that all he was doing


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posted on 08-22-2001 @ 9:40 PM      
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quote:

Whatever happened to peeing in...i dunno...A FUCKING BATHROOM!?!?!?!?!


But I thought New York City IS just one big bathroom.

Sure as hell smells like one.

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posted on 08-22-2001 @ 10:09 PM      
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quote:

But I thought New York City IS just one big bathroom.

Sure as hell smells like one.



Rather ironic coming from someone who resides in Jersey. NYC doesn't smell, it's a great city, and doesn't need to be soiled by savages.





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posted on 08-22-2001 @ 11:18 PM      
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Sleeper, just because you never get passed Newark/Elizebeth/Jersey City, doesn't mean the rest of the state is like that. I see people pissing in public in NYC all the damn time. On a hot day, NYC just smells!


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posted on 08-22-2001 @ 11:26 PM      
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quote:

Sleeper, just because you never get passed Newark/Elizebeth/Jersey City, doesn't mean the rest of the state is like that.

Yeah!
They've got Camden, too, after all...
And lovely Asbury Park.

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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 12:27 PM      
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Hey -- don't go to Europe -- they piss EVERYWHERE

It was kinda strange when I got there and people just pissed all over the place... you got used to it tho...

nothing beat some guy asking me "Did it just rain?"

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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 12:34 PM      
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You know, if I was a guy, I'd be pissing everywhere too....that is such a great perk to having a penis- just whipping it out and going wherever you please...it's too much of a pain in the ass for us chicks to try to urinate in public (unless you're drunk, then it's easy lol)



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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 12:56 PM      
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Those people could of gotten uroicitices and died like Seinfeld in the parking garage. It is very serious problem.

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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 4:28 PM      
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Reminds me of that scene in Big Daddy, when they pissed on the restaurant after the guy refused to let Julian use the bathroom.

Fuck it, PISS EVERYWHERE, especially in NYC!!

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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 6:32 PM      
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quote:

But I thought New York City IS just one big bathroom.
Sure as hell smells like one.

Thats coming ffrom someone who lives in the armpit of America


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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 7:04 PM      
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quote:

Those people could of gotten uroicitices and died like Seinfeld in the parking garage. It is very serious problem.



HAHA, It's ural micitisis. Nice reference though.



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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 7:27 PM      
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I knew it was something along those lines. That was one of my favorite episodes. I felt bad for the fish.

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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 8:39 PM      
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i like to give a big fuck you to that drunk bum who decided to urinate at the bus stop that i was sitting at.did u ever hear of a fuckin tree.so fuck you jimmy the bum.

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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 8:58 PM      
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I was walking into work and there were no clouds above me and I git dripped on. Someone must have peed on me.

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