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short hills mall
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 2:24 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
I am at a carwash today and the place is hopping. I have a limited time frame to get this done and the woman who pulls her 1978 Jaguar into the carwash is screaming at the attendant because he somehow scratched her piece of shit Jag.
She gets uppity and loud and decides to call the police. This bitch is screaming that her car is a classic, the poor mexican bastard making
$4.00 p/h, scratched her "Classic" and that she is going to sue the carwash.(Doesn't matter that the muffler has got a huge hole in it and it sounds like a seaplane.)
I am late for my appointment, The police come. I just want to get out of there. FU BITCH. What a fiasco!!

DON'T YOU PEOPLE KNOW THAT... YEAH, IT IS A FOREIGN LUXERY CAR, BUT SO WHAT, THE FUCKING CAR IS 20 YEARS OLD. WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT. YOU DRIVE OLD MERCEDES,BMW'S ETC. YET YOU LIVE IN SHITHOLE CRACK INFESTED NEIGHBORHOODS.



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This message was edited by short hills mall on 8-25-01 @ 11:38 AM

FoundryMusicJeff
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 3:42 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I don't know what the hell is going on here. Who had the BMW? Who had the Jaguar? Why does it matter if she's black or not? And what the fuck is wrong with driving old luxury cars? It gives the average person who apparently doesn't make as much as you do the opportunity to feel special, like they're living the good life they've always dreamed of.

Maybe they did scratch her Jag...maybe it was a family heirloom that meant a lot to her...who knows what her deal is?

Show some fucking patience, you elitist snob.


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BruceMittman
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 3:57 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Show some fucking patience, you elitist snob.



BOYS...BOYS , let the 'schwoogies' have their playtoys. At least it was a 'wetback' that scratched the car. Imagine what would have happened if it was some poor whiteboy.

Sephiroth
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 4:09 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
How about we skip the happy horse bullshit and give a FU to the Blacks?

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short hills mall
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 11:35 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

maybe it was a family heirloom that meant a lot to her...who knows what her deal is?

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DOUBTFUL, More like she bought it because she sees it as a status symbol because it is a Jag. I almost got ran over by some punk this morning in an old Mercedes that was souped up. Is calling the police really necessary? Does everything have to be a Tawana Brawley incident?



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jap bike jim
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 3:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Short hills I hear you on this. When I go to school there are people wearing $150 pair of pants. $200 pair of boots $150 iceberg shorts. But if you go to their house it's a fuckin box. But gotta get the new tims. I wear a pair of $20 jeans and I am called poor. People really do need to get their priorties.

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BruceMittman
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 3:20 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

DOUBTFUL, More like she bought it because she sees it as a status symbol because it is a Jag. I almost got ran over by some punk this morning in an old Mercedes that was souped up. Is calling the police really necessary? Does everything have to be a Tawana Brawley incident?



Maybe she bought the car to live in, DAMN those schwoogies are ingenious. You know how 'those' people are - if she really thought it out she would have bought an Explorer like me.

Raven
Portugal
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 3:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
To barrow from another Show/board (R&F)
quote:

WHITE PEOPLE ARE SO SCARED OF BLACK PEOPLE!!!

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This message was edited by Raven on 8-25-01 @ 3:37 PM
short hills mall
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 4:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

- if she really thought it out she would have bought an Explorer like me.



Oh Yeah, I forgot about SUV's... very important in schwoogie social circles.
I think the lyrics from "Summertime" by the Fresh Prince sum up black society.



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This message was edited by short hills mall on 8-25-01 @ 4:44 PM

PatCooper
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 5:25 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I think the lyrics from "Summertime" by the Fresh Prince sum up black society.

Oh yeah if you asked all black people who speaks for their society they would say Wil Smith. And if you think all blacks can afford Jeeps and Benzos then i dont know what planet your living on.



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posted on 08-25-2001 @ 5:56 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Oh yeah if you asked all black people who speaks for their society they would say Wil Smith. And if you think all blacks can afford Jeeps and Benzos then i dont know what planet your living on.



Why not Wil Smith - He showed us how to get "jiggy with it", but then Rev Al has that killa lid.

C'mon the 'benefits' pay a lot more than you think.

BTW - You're not REALLY DOWN unless your ride is a Cadillac Escalade anyway.

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posted on 08-25-2001 @ 6:04 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
And here I am hanging out with a black guy helping him out on what color he wants to paint his Lexus in!
And he drives better than an idiot in a volvo!



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GonzoStyle
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 11:52 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
I love how he makes fun of people for having a "status symbol" yet short hills just had to mention that he was upset about this scratch but he also had to add he had a "limited time frame" Now are you pissed cause she interfered in your time frame that is understandable. But to hate her cause she complained of a scratch is assanine. Why can you complain about her complaining? a 78 jag hey man that is a sweet car luxury is different things to many people. Maybe she dreamed of owning that car for years. Not all people can afford a 98 jag so they get a 92 or 88 or even yes a 78. This could mean a lot to her. Bottom line is this is nothing more than a racist post, you aren't bashing her car, or luxury cars, or even your "time frame" You are bashing the fact she was black.

and tell me you are not because you just had to use to word "Uppity" when describing her.


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FoundryMusicJeff
posted on 08-26-2001 @ 12:35 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
If I can get technical...Jaguars from the late 70's are pieces of shit, mechanically. They were madein Britain and were notorious for breaking down. They look sharp though, all Jags do.

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Kid Afrika
posted on 08-26-2001 @ 3:59 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
If someone can't afford a brand new car, should they take any less pride in the car that they can afford?

I don't care if I'm driving an '81 B210, if I keep it nice and someone fucks it up, I'm gonna say something.

So, FU to white people and their uber-important schedules.


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ThatTerribleAwfulNegro
posted on 08-26-2001 @ 4:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

FU TO BLACK PEOPLE AND THEIR...

quote:

She gets uppity and loud and...

quote:

DON'T YOU PEOPLE KNOW THAT...


:MENTAL NOTE: :MENTAL NOTE:

Short Hills Mall is Just another piece-of-shit racist assfuck who tries to disguise his latent
aggression towards another group of people behind bullshit reasons...was perhaps beaten
up by black kids growing up...but Howie invented THAT..Hoo Hoo...

:/MENTAL NOTE: :/MENTAL NOTE:




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posted on 08-26-2001 @ 8:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
"Maybe she dreamed of owning that car for years"
When did this board become so thoughtful and sensitive? Hey, If someone scrathed my car I would be pissed.


Raven
Portugal
posted on 08-26-2001 @ 8:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
What made you guys think it was a raceist post????
quote:

FU TO BLACK PEOPLE AND THEIR 1981 BMW'S,MERCEDES AND JAGS
or
YOU LIVE IN SHITHOLE CRACK INFESTED NEIGHBORHOODS.
or
poor mexican bastard making
$4.00 p/h



Anyone in NJ knows the short hills mall is in Rich White Land -- they even look down on white people if you don't dress and act like a few million bucks -- so raceist remarks from someone with that name is no suprise to me.



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FoundryMusicJeff
posted on 08-27-2001 @ 3:06 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
RottenVinny shrink your sig pic now.

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Black Lazerus
posted on 08-27-2001 @ 9:24 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

She gets uppity and loud and decides to call the police.


Well i am sure you would have done the same thing.

FU you SHM fucking people kill me (not referring to any race just your kind snobs) just because someone takes pride in their possessions you belittle them. Just becuse it messed up your Time.
No FU i hope your New firestone tires blow out and you die in a rollover accident.



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posted on 08-27-2001 @ 10:47 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
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New Fan
posted on 08-27-2001 @ 10:47 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Who me? What did I do?



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jap bike jim
posted on 08-27-2001 @ 4:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
There is a lady across the street from me she has lived their for about 30 years so everyone knows her. She is a handicaped and has a handicap space out front. A reckless driver backs within a 1/4 inch of her car. So she gives the cap of the pick up truck a knock. A (black)man comes screaming at her. A 65 fuckin year old lady. Cursing at her and shit. I walk over to make sure she is ok. I don't say a word. I am screamed at for being a "fuckin cracker." Come to the old ladys aid and this is what I fuckin get. Living in elizabeth is not one of the safest places in jersey. Am I racist no. But I have only been jumped of threated to be killed by black or hispanic people. I am not a racist but I have never had a major problem with a white person to tell you the truth. And more fuckin power to short hills for fuckin tellin the truth. Make a big deal when something happens to you. But if you do something try to down play it as much as you can. I know how this shit works and it is fucked up so get used to it.

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ThatTerribleAwfulNegro
posted on 08-27-2001 @ 5:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

There is a lady across the street from me she has lived their for about 30 years so everyone knows her. She is a handicaped and has a handicap space out front. A reckless driver backs within a 1/4 inch of her car. So she gives the cap of the pick up truck a knock. A (black)man comes screaming at her. A 65 fuckin year old lady. Cursing at her and shit. I walk over to make sure she is ok. I don't say a word. I am screamed at for being a "fuckin cracker." Come to the old ladys aid and this is what I fuckin get. Living in elizabeth is not one of the safest places in jersey. Am I racist no. But I have only been jumped of threated to be killed by black or hispanic people. I am not a racist but I have never had a major problem with a white person to tell you the truth. And more fuckin power to short hills for fuckin tellin the truth. Make a big deal when something happens to you. But if you do something try to down play it as much as you can. I know how this shit works and it is fucked up so get used to it.


Listen, Big Shit- I got jumped and threatened when I was growing up too. So what, I learned
how to fight and more importantly how to avoid fights! no big whoop. Guess what also, I've seen
white,black,asian,indian people do FUCKED UP SHIT!

It happens -are you that unable to draw from a well of rational thought that you can't realize
that just because you've only seen 1 type of aggressive behaviour doesn't mean that that's all
there is. In impoverished ghettos of all races and regions- people are hardcore, rude and more
apt to be violent. the only thing your statement tells me is that You NEED MORE Life Experience!


You closet racists either need to just come out the closet- and say, fuck it, I don't like black
people because they're black and stop trying to rationalize your group stereotypes behind your
limited life experiences.

..or just drop the bias and judge people as they come.




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FoundryMusicJeff
posted on 08-28-2001 @ 1:04 AM      
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Well said, Negro, but I doubt anyone wants this board to turn into a bigot fest.. We've always maintained a kind of comedic balance between the reality of racial tension and this "everything's ok in the context of comedy" thing that takes place on the show. Last thing we need is people calling people "niggers" or "spics", someone gets really offended, and takes action...so let's keep it lighthearted.

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